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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

THE PENETRATOR posted:

im going to unbox a karambit tomorrow

lucky

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

watching the majors, drinking beer and eating pistachios :cheerdoge:

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

trying to jack off posted:

watching the majors, drinking beer and eating pistachios :cheerdoge:

This is how you combat terrorism, in case anyone was wondering.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

james from immunity looks like kempers and ive been saying this to everyone i know for the past year

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

I wound up unboxing a cz75a Victoria which i then sold for 4 dollars

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Crates are a scam

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

trying to jack off posted:

watching the majors, drinking beer and eating pistachios :cheerdoge:

I'd rather play CS myself than watch somebody else play it

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I'd rather play CS myself than watch somebody else play it

congrats

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Thanks I guess

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I'd rather play CS myself than watch somebody else play it

i bet you dont even autistically practice smokes and pop flashes like a goddamn noob

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I taught myself a way to get a smoke on the box in CT for mid.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
I practiced all the flash spots on dust 2

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
I use all my flashes smokes and molotovs at spawn.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I uh *nervously sweating* practice smoke popping on Dust 4, around the T square spawn.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

In Training posted:

I uh *nervously sweating* practice smoke popping on Dust 4, around the T square spawn.

I would play Dust 4

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

I smoke all the time (a weed joke lol)

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

In Training posted:

I uh *nervously sweating* practice smoke popping on Dust 4, around the T square spawn.

In the next community mission pack you'll see cs_dust4 by me

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Bobnumerotres posted:

I smoke all the time (a weed joke lol)

I prefer the flash method

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

Bobnumerotres posted:

I smoke all the time (a weed joke lol)

is it loud lol. the weed i mean

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

jiggle peeking and pop flashing

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Hold on guys, I do not have a mic. Just keep them off me, I think I got it.

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.
AK is the best gun fags

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

METATERREN posted:

AK is the best gun fags

What a weird way to spell M4A1

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.
i reinstalled CSGO last night because of this thread. i havent played it yet but im going to

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

METATERREN posted:

AK is the best gun fags

p250

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Getting a One Tap is, IMO, the most epic murking you can do in this game, so I'm an AK man meself.

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Wormskull posted:

Getting a One Tap is, IMO, the most epic murking you can do in this game, so I'm an AK man meself.

A Scout headshot makes me Jizz In My Pants

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
how the gently caress can you stand to play arms race anymore after they put in the team leader glow?

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Phoenixan posted:

how the gently caress can you stand to play arms race anymore after they put in the team leader glow?

gungame on a community server. its also better because it has the unreal guy shouting multikill and grenade rounds

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

trying to jack off posted:

gungame on a community server. its also better because it has the unreal guy shouting multikill and grenade rounds

nice

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Phoenixan posted:

how the gently caress can you stand to play arms race anymore after they put in the team leader glow?

Because when i killed the enemy team leader through a wall, he turned on voice and screamed about hacking and was 12

DOG AT THE DOOR
Aug 29, 2007

bwha

Phoenixan posted:

how the gently caress can you stand to play arms race anymore after they put in the team leader glow?

if you have gamesense not even everyone else having walls can stop you

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

counter strike

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

i love it

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I fell off on playing it lately, due to MGS hype.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
today i had the most miserable cs in a long time

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
any skill i had with the awp and or the deagle i no longer have. can't even top frag dm with them now

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

ArfJason posted:

today i had the most miserable cs in a long time

the ebb and flow of counter strike, one day you're top fragging, thje next day everyone is a baiting fuckwit

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
its not that i was being baited or anything its just that the other team missed no shots, one guy kept 1 deaging everyone, and three 1v1s where i gave a call where the last guy killed me the guy looked the opposite way and got headshot from where i said.

I said "Site, he's site" and i get first row tickets to a documentary on the details of mirage's A site stairs.

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
*pick up bomb from dead teammate*
BR #1: WHERE THE BOMB, PLANT YOU loving IDIOT (in portueguese of course)
*run in start planting, notice a guy in ninja because of course noone checked ninja*
ME: NINJA NINJA!!! NINJAAAAA A GUY IN NINJAAAAA
*guy proceeds to kill the three of us in site*
BR #2: WTF NOSSA MEU DEUS PELE REY DE FUTEBOL QUE ISSO MANO GIB MONY

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