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[Hands shaking and mouth quivering. I'm sad, stressed out, and incredibly depressed] One blade of grass at a time. [I flip my zippo open and burn a small patch of grass. My friend plays guitar in the background but it isn't hooked up to an amplifier, all the sound is done in post.]
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May 12, 2024 17:45
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- Miss Psychosis
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Imagine that same thing but with a grill lighter. Get this: It's better.
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Jun 24, 2015 05:56
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Maybe you take the lighter and burn the raggedy part of your enormous jncos where your airwalks has torn them up
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Jun 24, 2015 06:04
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I'm seeing a beautiful vision of you. you're in a field of wildflowers, your hair glows like a halo in the sun, and you carry a drip torch in each hand.
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Jun 24, 2015 06:07
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- Miss Psychosis
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I'm not into that pussy poo poo.
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Jun 24, 2015 06:46
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;)
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Jun 24, 2015 06:46
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I'm going to burn down BYOB.
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Jun 24, 2015 08:30
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I'm going to burn down BYOB.
BYOB is flame-retardant. Not.
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Jun 24, 2015 13:31
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My drink has salt on the rim of the glass. I said no salt. Are you listening to me? I said no salt and here it is with salt, big grains of salt. *watches waiter walk away* Okay... I'll set the island on fire too...
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Jun 24, 2015 14:27
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- Piso Mojado
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I'm going to burn down BYOB.
finally.
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Jun 24, 2015 16:17
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I'm imagining The Price Is Right except instead of "come on down" Bob Barker (or Drew Carey or whatnot) says "burn it down" and then the whole audience starts trying to burn stuff pathetically with little BIC lighters that keep getting blown out
But at the end you still spin a giant wheel because the wheel is cool, showcase showdown is kinda lame tho and I suck at it
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Jun 24, 2015 16:46
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there's no reason to ever drop a plinko chip down any slot other than the center one
wrong
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Jun 24, 2015 16:53
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oh wait, never mind. i read up on it, and you're right. sorry
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Jun 24, 2015 16:54
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I would buy the PiR soundtrack and loop this track in my car and imagine all the years of shocked disappointed faces of matterhorn contestants watching their little guy march to his cruel fate every day and probably giggle all the way home
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Jun 24, 2015 17:06
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Nice paragraphs.
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Jun 24, 2015 18:32
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*sweating purfusely* ummm...heh...miss psychosis...please don't set the world on fire.
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Jun 24, 2015 18:35
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You may think that burning everything down is cool, but what if you brutally stab it all instead? That's that good poo poo.
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Jun 24, 2015 18:46
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flame me
Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jun 24, 2015
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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Jun 24, 2015 18:50
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*sweating purfusely* ummm...heh...miss psychosis...please don't set the world on fire.
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Jun 24, 2015 18:58
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actually, do it.
 thank u bacalou
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Jun 24, 2015 19:00
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oh god please just immolate me already!
Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Jun 24, 2015
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Jun 24, 2015 19:15
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i lost darts to a tie tonight so i had to buy 2 ppl shots and i bought them flaming 151 shots as revenge
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Aug 8, 2015 17:59
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Oh it doesn't matter much. You just have to believe and maintain steady lines of supply.
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Aug 8, 2015 18:12
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that grass you're burning... yeah... it's a living breathing thing. now let's see what you're made of!
(6 odishes)
oh no.....I lost..... here is my phone number.......
(I will call u on the road in a few days time)
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Aug 8, 2015 19:01
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)'(
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*waits til byob catches then leans over the fire and inhales deeply* it tastes like i'm smoking dippity doo but i think it's doing something for me
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they tried telling me there were rules against setting things on fire, but i set the rulebook on fire. fire is the new rule of the land.
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Dec 24, 2015 01:06
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I'm reading what you did with the civil code and I'm loving it, also my hands are burning.
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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The world is way to flame retardant. Water for example is something I'm having trouble setting on fire.
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