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kony figured this out in 2012, it's a viable strategy
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Jun 29, 2015 23:28
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- dogcrash truther
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u can flick the lights on and off and they have to stop being rowdy and listen
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Jun 29, 2015 23:30
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- FreshCutFries
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why is your house a prime target for kid attacks? are you secretly manufacturing candy?
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Jun 29, 2015 23:32
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- dogcrash truther
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if youturn your back on them and shout "red light!" they have to freeze or else theyre out
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Jun 29, 2015 23:33
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smoobles has a crayola coded threat alert for his house, and it's currently set at Sunset Orange.
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Jun 29, 2015 23:36
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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It's important to say "Simon Says" before telling them to get out
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Jun 29, 2015 23:36
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just put on some ELO. kids today dont know what good music is and theyll go running back to their justin beiber.
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Jun 29, 2015 23:38
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smoobles has a crayola coded threat alert for his house, and it's currently set at Sunset Orange.
haha
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Jun 29, 2015 23:38
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hang a dire straits cassette over the threshold to ward them off
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Jun 29, 2015 23:40
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by Fluffdaddy
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Hit Children 2012
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Jun 29, 2015 23:42
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don't bother, they'll just turn their attention to something else in like two minutes anyway
God damned kids nowadays what with their fancy instant gratification and iPhones and overdiagnosed ADHD
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Jun 30, 2015 00:17
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Remember when the guy who brought kony toe veryone's attention went crazy and started punching the ground screaming and masturbating in public?
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Jun 30, 2015 00:25
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if youturn your back on them and shout "red light!" they have to freeze or else theyre out
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Jun 30, 2015 01:31
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at halloween gibe them the big candy bars
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Jun 30, 2015 02:30
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no!
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teen bop hits 2015
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Jun 30, 2015 02:37
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why are kids always picking on byob posters?
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Jun 30, 2015 02:39
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- Piso Mojado
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Message for today's youth - stop bullying us adults!
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Jun 30, 2015 02:40
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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this can be done with a flute, make sure it is set to kid and not rat or snake
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Jun 30, 2015 04:40
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- google THIS
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I just ship them off to grandma's problem solved
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Jun 30, 2015 04:47
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#hitkids
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Jun 30, 2015 04:48
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- google THIS
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don't post in this thread
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Jun 30, 2015 05:03
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Historically Inaccurate
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You leave out cages baited with totinos pizza rolls.
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Jun 30, 2015 05:13
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You leave out cages baited with totinos pizza rolls.
warning:may also attract adults
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Jun 30, 2015 05:14
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I babyproofed the house but they keep getting in, send help!!
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Jun 30, 2015 05:55
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u can flick the lights on and off and they have to stop being rowdy and listen
warning:may also attract adults
may also attract railroad terror
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Jun 30, 2015 13:56
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I babyproofed the house but they keep getting in, send help!!
lol
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Jun 30, 2015 14:06
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actually if you just keep moving the 12 year olds have to expend huge amounts of energy just to reach you because their legs are so tiny that they are really easy to just push onto the ground when they get within pushing range
do not push a chjild to the ground
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Jul 1, 2015 00:10
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u can flick the lights on and off and they have to stop being rowdy and listen
lol this works with bougie kids
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Jul 1, 2015 00:53
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if youturn your back on them and shout "red light!" they have to freeze or else theyre out
you sound like a lot of fun
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Jul 1, 2015 00:58
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just start digging a moat wherever they're not standing until they're all in a moat
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May 7, 2024 08:44
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just start digging a moat wherever they're not standing until they're all in a moat
If you dig it where they're not standing, then everywhere else would be the moat
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