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So I wrote a Novella (31,000+ words) and I need cover art made for me to publish it on Amazon. I actually only need an image or two, if someone wanted to go nuts and do an entire cover that's great too. It is thankless unpaid work for a complete madman with delusions of grandeur though, so consider yourself warned. Anyone interested in reading the novella and or giving the cover a shot let me know. I could write out a solid description of the book but it's short enough to just read it. A simple description is that it is somewhere between a big sleep and redwall... The main character is a salamander (9inches tall) in a world populated by talking critters with cars and so on, it's like gritty detective fiction for 12 year olds.... PM me any questions, keep the thread clear for much deserved sarcasm and hate filled remarks. http://bindlestiff.ca/chapter-one/ The Vagabond fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jul 7, 2015 |
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Jul 3, 2015 18:58
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I'm too apathetic to even post dickbutt in here.
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Jul 5, 2015 13:20
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I unironically hope this sells a million copies, good luck op
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Jul 5, 2015 15:08
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Post the novella.
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Jul 5, 2015 18:03
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This is a cc thread
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Jul 5, 2015 18:26
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I am interested in helping you out op, however I do not have plat so I can not pm you but here is a sample of my past work:
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Jul 5, 2015 18:31
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this is your only post ever. what the gently caress? also die
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Jul 6, 2015 00:38
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Stravinsky posted:I am interested in helping you out op, however I do not have plat so I can not pm you but here is a sample of my past work: I believe the OP has already written the text, he's just looking for cover art now.
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Jul 6, 2015 15:32
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I am interested in reading the novella but I will not pay you for it. This is non negociable.
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Jul 6, 2015 18:38
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Yeah the text is written, doing the occasional punctuation edits and such. I'll post a link to it on Amazon at some point, and pre-arrange a free day. I am really just waiting for a cover before I publish. I'll work on putting the first chapter on my website and will add a link to it in the OP. As some jackass mentioned earlier I basically do not post and therefore have no idea what I am doing here 
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Jul 7, 2015 23:19
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Step 1. Close this thread Step 2. go here http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=31 Step 3. you may literally profit? probably not though
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Jul 7, 2015 23:27
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