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murica is the motherfucking greatest this is the 2015 Independence Day Drunk/High/America is the loving greatest thread cuz we are You can be a full up butt loving sodomite and get married to your partner, adopt kids, and own short barrel suppressed fully automatic assault rifles and smoke a poo poo ton of weed and enjoy subsidized government healthcare now and live stream it all to the Internet for money on your gigabit fiber line in this great country], not everywhere, but it's coming. oh god us it coming. And no other country anywhere is that free. we loving rule. yeah, it's not everywhere yet, but it's gonna be. Freedom is great and America motherfucking defines freedom. just don't be black and you got a decent chance at a p. awesome life. if your black and reading this then get back to flying that gas station, rek. I love America, freedom, GiP, and each and every one of you not named Wasabi The J. if you don't love this country and everything about it on this day then suck our dicks from the back you loving faggots USA BACK 2 BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS 
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Best part of America is def our porn stars. I for one still go for Jenna Haze, but I'm really getting into the amateur mature bi-cuck scene.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:murica is the motherfucking greatest 
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:And no other country anywhere is that free. we loving rule.  You need to get out more.
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So do you.
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Mike-o posted:So do you. Hahahhahahaha 
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Mike-o posted:So do you. Your head is stuck very deep in your own rear end if you believe the aforementioned statement. I can think of a lot of countries that are more 'free' than the US. Just look at your northen neighboor for example. Or Sweden.. Or most european countries.
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god bless this mess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3AeRbqhi0I
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Dalael posted:Your head is stuck very deep in your own rear end if you believe the aforementioned statement. die bitch!
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Dalael posted:Your head is stuck very deep in your own rear end if you believe the aforementioned statement. Ur gay
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 USMC503 posted:Ur gay and thats cool now in america
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Dalael posted:Your head is stuck very deep in your own rear end if you believe the aforementioned statement. lol but they can't end the world in a nuclear holocaust so who giiiiiiiiiiiives a gently caress
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if u think about it, nuclear annihilation is the ultimate freedom
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Mike-o posted:if u think about it, nuclear annihilation is the ultimate freedom They're just big rear end fireworks.
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I only got ten more minutes until the best day ever! 
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There's nothing more American than a trailer park swinger party in rural gently caress off Midwest nowhere. It's all abdominal adipose tissue, pancake Tittys, and one reeeeaaaaallllly bisexual mulato dude that showed up stag with very high quality crystal or if near the right (read: wrong) places, bath salts. I'm far more guilt ridden for the time I cucked a fellow gipper who was in Korea (I had no idea) than any collateral damage I ever pretended to try and prevent in either of those loving wars. Blowing up muds loving ruled and if it ever goes hot in Europe I'm using identity fraud to get a chance at mowing down Slavs from above. God I hope vlad starts the big war. I want to know how many of those missiles actually make it to target. And how many of those warheads successfully achieve full yield. I have this pet theory that Russian strategic forces are a paper tiger and we could bolt from the blue their C2 and then meticulously dismantle their strategic forces over a slightly longer than 30-45 minute time line afforded by the ensuring decapitation chaos, minimizing overkill and strikes. By the time Ivan is able to find their way to a comm link they'll happily accept an unconditional surrender to keep us from using the remaining 70% of our nuclear force we'll have held in reserve but generated to their highest stages of readiness clandestinely in the weeks leading up to operation Siberian Midnight Sunburn. In fact, I'm positive it would work. And since we choose the timing, all we gotta do is perfect predicting fallout patterns and pick the best day for nuclear weather. Just 30% of STRATCOM's forces would be needed. And I can guarantee 75% chance of success. Success defined as no (nuclear) retaliatory strikes on the U.S. Use about 45% of the available forces and I can make it like 95%. Can we use kickstarter to fund the implementation of the SHIMOP? God I hope so. LtCol J. Krusinski fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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Also 5'd for America.
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Dalael posted:Your head is stuck very deep in your own rear end if you believe the aforementioned statement. 
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Dalael posted:Your head is stuck very deep in your own rear end if you believe the aforementioned statement. N4I this guy clearly wants to take the next 3 days off to reflect on the greatness of America QTIYD
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What is it that bothers me about my statement? The truth of it? I am not making GBS threads on the US or anything. Have a happy 4th of july and all. But saying the US has more freedom than any country is blatantly false. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dalael posted:What is it that bothers me about my statement? The truth of it? Look at this motherfuckers mouth just salivating. He wants to eat a 3 probie curb, N4I. He wants to taste the curb. Let him taste the curb. Feed him the curb.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:N4I this lousy loving eurotrash socialist clearly wants to take the next 3 days off to reflect on the greatness of America
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:
Amongst your blatant falshood, are you also claiming that Canada is a euro country?
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Look at this motherfuckers mouth just salivating. He wants to eat a 3 probie curb, N4I. He wants to taste the curb. Let him taste the curb. Feed him the curb.
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holy poo poo this is great lol
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Fear 'Murican freedom!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_incarceration_rate quote:In October 2013, the incarceration rate of the United States of America was the highest in the world, at 716 per 100,000 of the national population. While the United States represents about 4.4 percent of the world's population, it houses around 22 percent of the world's prisoners.[1] Imprisonment of America's 2.3 million prisoners, costing $24,000 per inmate per year, and $5.1 billion in new prison construction, consumes $60.3 billion in budget expenditures.
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Mike-o posted:holy poo poo this is great lol
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Normally I'm pretty live at let live, but bringing up incarceration rates when talking about how a free a country is smells like some D&D bullshit, and we need some pro choice up in here.LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Look at this motherfuckers mouth just salivating. He wants to eat a 3 probie curb, N4I. He wants to taste the curb. Let him taste the curb. Feed him the curb. edit: Nice!
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Dalael posted:
Do you not recognize the crown? you unfree human being.
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Dalael posted:Amongst your blatant falshood, are you also claiming that Canada is a euro country? canada has the english queen on their money and a fuckload of people who wish desperately to be french close enough for me Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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Dalael posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) AMERICA WINS    
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We are honest to god the only country where you can butt gently caress your "18 year old" boy-husband you buy and bring in from Thailand or a little trick turning bowl cut sporting flipper you can train to be like chopsticks in the Indiana jones movies, but also you get to gently caress him while sharing your government subsidized state exchange purchased healthcare to treat all that herpes and honeymooners. Meanwhile you two lovebirds can put away the ball gag and get a silencer short barrel AR-15 for less than the taxes the Hummer H3 your (WITH FULL USE OF YOUR FREEDOM) leasing rims for. All while having access to more and cheaper food than any other culture on earth, while still getting paid more than women, smoking bomb rear end jungle weed, and able to casually keep being racist because Being. A. White. Males. Rules. In. America. Our list of freedoms is extensive but only here, and Afghanistan are you allowed to pack this much heat and gently caress that much boy pussy on the reg while smoking that much kush. Freedom rules.
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