Mafia Discussion Thread: Calling Each Other Idiots in the Name of Fun

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WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

gently caress the ASCP.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 19:20

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 14:18

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

JakeP posted:

no i dont believe in ghosts and I think anyone who has a story about experiencing a ghost is either a liar, or a crazy person

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 20:45

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

EXAKT Science posted:

Well, the Sox aren't going anywhere this year

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 18:30

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

I think I am out of touch with this thread.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 05:56

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htQAxTNF0g

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 16:17

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

EccoRaven posted:

Something's Fishy on the Island of Manakin?

A Surplus of Salt

The Mongers of Manakin

The French angelfish Connection

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 17:56

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Unemployed.txt

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 19:25

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Adam Sandler took the premise behind The Producers, and made a career out of it.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 20:19

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

uranus posted:

capps is now a topping on the great pizza in the sky

Eccccchhh. Finally found a worse topping than pineapple.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 22:09

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Just a bunch of greasy disgusting meat

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 22:58

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

NFC North = AFC East

Packers = Patriots
Lions = Dolphins
Bears = Jets
Vikings = Bills

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 02:21

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Tremendous Taste posted:

Bills are actually really good, sorry

Lol is this a serious post? They'll go 6-10 this year and be happy to get that.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 04:46

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

BottleKnight posted:

autotune the news

Never heard of this, my gut says that's a good thing

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 05:20

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Tremendous Taste posted:

Do you just not actually follow football or what

Bills 2015 schedule
Sep 13 IND L
Sep 20 NE L (if with Brady, otherwise, tossup)
Sep 27 @MIA L
Oct 4 NYG. W
Oct 11 @TEN. W
Oct 18 CIN L
Oct 25 @JAX W
Bye
Nov 8 MIA. L
Nov 12 @NYJ L
Nov 23 @NE L
Nov 29 @KC L
Dec 6 HOU. Tossup, depend on who Hou can scrape up for a QB
Dec 13 @PHI L
Dec 20 @WSH W
Dec 27 DAL L
Jan 3 NYJ. W

The Bills have sucked for a decade, Rexy isn't going to change that in one season.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 05:29

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CCKeane posted:

I am a very old man mafia thread.

Ugh mom why does grandpa have to live with us, he smells funny

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 06:06

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Does anyone else watch Bojack Horseman? I just finished season 2 while nursing a hangover (thankfully I am better now) and it's put me in a bit of a melancholic mood but it's a really good show. It's funny and with a good touch of reality that I find missing in a lot of tv somehow. Just real (rich) people dealing with real problems and not really managing it all too well.

Love BH. The BH stands for Boreanaz's House.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 16:54

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Well I lost my hands in a tragic hand-losing accident, so my cursive is pretty bad.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 17:12

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Magnus Gallant posted:

In a life or death situation wherein you are in a group that is about to die of starvation could you murder and eat another human?

Long as I had some A1 sauce.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 21:30

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Not to get all E/N, but I start orientation for my new job tomorrow, and I am pretty nervous. If everything goes according to plan, this would be my "it" job, and I am terrified of making a hash of it.

I just need someone to offer some positive encouragement and/or to just tell me not to be a pussy.
Thanks.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 02:33

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Thanks guys, that all actually really did make me feel better.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 02:55

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Magnus Gallant posted:

What's a good car to buy? My insurance settlement came to 8k

I'm thinking about buying 8,000 matchbox cars.

If Storage Wars has taught me anything, Matchbox/Hot Wheels cars are stupid expensive, they always bid on lockers with toy car collections.

Netflix chat: me and the wife just binge watched Longmire (really good, but a bullshit cliffhanger), and now we are watching Farscape, which is just a treat. What have you all been watching, mafia thread?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 01:52

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Magnus Gallant posted:

I agree. I had a Honda before, great cars.

Actually, this. My wife was driving a '99 Civic, and it was incredibly reliable. Did not fare well against a pine, however.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 01:54

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CCKeane posted:

The face looks aftermarket, I've got a stock '89 I need to fix up.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 01:56

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Opopanax posted:

I'm going to be announcing a roller derby game next month and I want to inject some "little known historical facts" and could use some help as its a double header and will run pretty long.
I'm looking for onion type stuff where it's obviously ridiculous but you still believe it for a few seconds.
Keane, I'm looking at you here.

Fact: The reason FDR wore that blanket was to hide his roller skates.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 01:59

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

BottleKnight posted:

is Canada just the US but with more maple syrup?

The US, but with less guns, religion, and incest. Also, healthcare.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 02:01

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Look Under The Rock posted:

I am really liking Sense8 and at my next watching stuff goal is to get my dude on board with finishing all the series we've started and he's gotten bored with:
- Chuck
- Six Feet Under
- Fringe
- True Detective season 2
- Dollhouse
- Sports Night
- Dead Like Me

Never seen any of these.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 03:02

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CCKeane posted:

Six feet under is really good and makes me cry every time.

I probably won't have time to watch it - I am just buried at work.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 03:04

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Kumbamontu posted:

You should definitely watch Chuck at least up until the last season. I watched the first episode of the last season almost a year ago and haven't been back since.
Six Feet Under is very good. Dexter Morgan before he was Dexter Morgan.
Speaking of, watch the first 4 seasons of Dexter.
Also White Collar is very good.
Burn Notice is excellent up to the very end.
Broadchurch is really good, but I've heard mediocre things about the recent second season. S1 is really, really good though.

Speaking of Dexter, finally finished it. The finale was.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 03:05

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Hey so my new job seems really fun and thank you all again for keeping my sanity in check the night before I started.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 00:24

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CapitalistPig posted:

Quote this post and I'll tell you the first swear word that comes to mind when I think of you.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 21:28

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CapitalistPig posted:

bitchtits

So apt.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 21:52

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

EXAKT Science posted:

haha WWM confirmed as Meatloaf

HIS NAME WAS WHICH WAY MADNESS

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 23:42

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Magnus Gallant posted:

Sex is sex.

Its when you gently caress.

Its when you suck.

Its when you lick.

Its when you kiss.

Its when you poke.

Its when you stroke.

Its when you bounce.

Its when you grind.

Sex is sex.

Also Skype video mutual masterbation, the savior of any long distance relationship.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 15:13

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

EXAKT Science posted:

also i know what mafia is. for the benefit of new players: mafia is a bad game for bad people and we are all bad at it.

And I am the baddest.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 15:14

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

bowmore posted:

virginity is a concept that only really matters if you are being saved for ritual sacrifice imo

With the advent of Internet pornography, nobody is truly a virgin anyway.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 15:18

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CapitalistPig posted:

Rip in peace roddy piper

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 15:43

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Glad to see I didn't miss anything.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 15:46

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Should have opened another discussion thread in secret before he came back. NOW IT'S TOO LATE.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 18:36

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

EXAKT Science posted:

I have pretty much never lived in anything other than apartments. Speaking of which, I had a housewarming party last night! It was great because it forced us to finish moving in, and also we played lots and lots of Mafia! I learned that my kid sister is a total Mafia prodigy. It went over well enough that I'm going to start running regular games! If you're ever in Portland, Maine on a Tuesday night, let me know!

Just got a job in Bangor, will have to see how stuff shakes out wrt bills after paycheck #1, but this would be fun.

(Never hung out with goons before, let's see if I can overcome my social anxiety)

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 01:42

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 14:18

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Nothing's better than dying d1 to a circle of death spell with your fresh wu jen.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 02:16

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