words etched over the entire surface of huge boulders being pushed in a futile never ending journey to a nonexistent center: "You don't have to be crazy to work here... but it helps" ---------------- |
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 17:11 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:25 |
demons shouting to horned out people being blown about in an empty void: "hang in there, baby!" (there's nothing to hold onto)
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 17:15 |
Look, it's not my fault that every time I pass the water cooler the water evaporates. Have you considered that maybe the water cooler is offensive to me? Thought not
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 17:32 |
*watches office fantasy football betting pool from a distance, silent, unnoticed, hands folded in front of face, small smile creeping into the corners of my mouth*
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 17:38 |
Demon boss enacts strict adherence to casual Friday, extends it to all days of the week, anyone found disobeying is given a dunce cap and time out as part of Hell's Ironic Punishment Outreach Program
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 21:44 |