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Johnson, it's... it's your odor. Brimstone and treacle may be all the rage where you're from but Janice from Marketing says the smell interferes with her smoke break.
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You've done it now! As your supervisor it falls upon me to give you your annual performance review, and I see no improvement at all from last year's performance review. I TOLD YOU I WOULD MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL, AND SO I SHALL! Why are you smiling? Stop it! Stop looking at my soul like that! Security! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 10, 2015 16:55
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Hi! My name is Prometheus, and when I'm not stealing fire from the Gods or having my liver pecked out by a giant godsdamned bird I drive a Ford! In my new F-250 I can outrun that son-of-a-bitch for at least 20 more minutes than usual and hold onto that liver I regenerated. Ford, gently caress eternal damnation! **giant bird smashes through window and plucks out liver**
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Jul 10, 2015 17:56
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For the last time, Johnson what you do on your own time is your business, but around here we do not inhabit the bodies of our co-workers! HR is all over me for the company picnic on the Fourth, and I keep getting memos. I hate memos!
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