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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Charon just upped the toll again. Anyone want to start a boatpool?

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
- We need a new supervisor for our call center in Hell. Mr Johnson?
- Yes, sir?
- How do you feel about ritual suicide?
- Well... I do have a wife.
- Is she baptized?


e: how many johnsons do they have in hell anyway??

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jul 10, 2015

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
- Aaah! My eyes are bleeding!
- Oh god, your pupils are all milky white, too!
- Not to worry mortals. This happens all the time *grabs eyedrops from drawer*

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Bread Set Jettison posted:

I wish that annoying purple accountant would stop laughing after every friggen number. These expense reports are taking forever.
ah ah ah

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

dogcrash truther posted:

Employee from Hell: I would like to take a smoke break.
*wraps self in fire-resistant blanket*
*walks to the designated non-smoking area*

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