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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > employee from hell
 
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Miss Psychosis

 Lol

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 06:33
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Miss Psychosis

 [Devil looking at a copy machine trying not to cry]

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 06:45
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Miss Psychosis

 Are you serious? I need to bring my own manacles to work? Those things are costly.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 06:46
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Miss Psychosis

 Look boss, I can't come in to work on Sunday. This is holy ground.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 06:50
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Miss Psychosis

 [HR complaint from Abaddon]

Ethel keeps putting out her crucifixes and she knows it makes me uncomfortable.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 06:54
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Miss Psychosis

 I don't give a gently caress that its just your kid burning a car tire it gave me a panic attack and I'm suing you for emotional damages. I'll never be able to relax at a work party again.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 06:58
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Miss Psychosis

 If she can say christ at work why can't I wish a thousand torments upon the customers.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 07:00
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Miss Psychosis

 I'm not gonna clean those drawers. I'll clean cum off the walls, poo poo from the tub, drugs from the tables, but I don't care if I'm just a hotel maid. I'm not touching King James.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 07:04
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Miss Psychosis

 Halloween at the costume store is worse than anything I've devised for Sameal.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 07:07
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Miss Psychosis

 Lol @ all Bacalou's posts I'm getting incredibly outdone.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 07:10
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Miss Psychosis

Qwerinty posted:

words etched over the entire surface of huge boulders being pushed in a futile never ending journey to a nonexistent center:

"You don't have to be crazy to work here... but it helps"

Lol, and

ron color posted:

beelzebub: No, this is my lunch....
ted: well neither of these have your many unspeakable names on it
beelzebub: no, but--
ted: and they look about the same, plus I already dug in, pard.
beelzebub: yeah but look Ted, this has mayo on it it's not like I would accidentally make a sandwich with--
ted: aargh give me a break triple b
beelzebub: LOOK at this sandwich, it's not like Linda would make you lunch from the entrails of the scorned
ted: I don't know about that!
beelzebub: hahahaha T-bird, you're alright

Lmfao

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 18:39
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Miss Psychosis

 The noose of the Penitent Thief is not appropriate work attire. I will write you a citation.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 18:47
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Miss Psychosis

 [Demon boss looking over the paysheet for his construction workers]

Paid, paid, paid, AHHHHHHHH oh wait Hay-soos, paid, paid, paid, AHHHHHHHH, paid, paid....

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2015 18:52
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pogi posted:

This triggers me

:/

* # ¿ Jul 11, 2015 19:32
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