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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the July Dorkroom photo contest!

last months theme was Ennui, or Farm Animals. Thankfully the king is dead, and Claw Massage won.

Claw Massage posted:

Ennui, or Farm Animals by Lee Harp, on Flickr

For the new month the theme is :911:

Foreign :cabot:

Be creative!

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

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# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:12

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# ? May 8, 2024 20:32

real nap shit: Feb 2, 2008

in which I am foreign

IMG_4575 by s b, on Flickr

# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:41

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 20:03

MrBlandAverage: Jul 2, 2003; GNNAAAARRRR

real nap poo poo posted:

in which I am foreign
IMG_4575 by s b, on Flickr

Mr. Despair posted:

Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites!

sorry

# ? Jul 10, 2015 20:18

real nap shit: Feb 2, 2008

oh. whoops!

# ? Jul 10, 2015 20:23

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

l'Hermione by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

Bubbacub fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Jul 12, 2015

# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:13

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

Rule #7 sucks

# ? Jul 12, 2015 04:44

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

FlagWig by Mitzalo Reyes, on Flickr

# ? Jul 12, 2015 08:52

basch: May 24, 2014

# ? Jul 12, 2015 16:22

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Ranger by Matt Philpott, on Flickr

# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:00

Haggins: Jul 1, 2004

Dragon Fest by Ryan Tamm, on Flickr

# ? Jul 13, 2015 21:12

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

DSC_1336-01 by Geektox, on Flickr

# ? Jul 15, 2015 02:42

dont hate the playa: May 12, 2009

My new home.

Gambino winery by Lee Harp, on Flickr

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:44

TheGoatTrick: Aug 1, 2002; Semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable douchery

Pier Game by vince_nh, on Flickr

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:16

Sharizard: Jun 15, 2009

American Dream by Shara Miller, on Flickr

# ? Jul 23, 2015 18:58

Mrenda: Mar 14, 2012

# ? Jul 24, 2015 02:10

torgeaux: Dec 31, 2004; I serve...

Invasive by B. B., on Flickr

# ? Jul 24, 2015 03:14

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

Hobbiton by Hannah, on Flickr

# ? Jul 26, 2015 02:47

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Those aren't potatoes.

# ? Jul 26, 2015 05:59

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

annapacketstormaya posted:

Those aren't potatoes.

Yeah, stupid foreigners.

# ? Jul 26, 2015 06:32

iammeandsoareyou: Oct 27, 2007; Nothing to see here

Monkey Chain Sackler by noonebutme2010, on Flickr

iammeandsoareyou fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Jul 27, 2015

# ? Jul 26, 2015 23:49

crap nerd: May 24, 2008

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:07

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:41

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

These assholes keep coming up from Mexico without papers.

seabirdsplosion1 by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:07

deaders: Jun 14, 2002; Someone felt sorry enough for me to change my custom title.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:20

mAlfunkti0n: May 19, 2004; Fallen Rib

Around the grotto by jarredsutherland, on Flickr

Children playing near the Grotto (Bruce Peninsula), taken by a filthy 'murican. Children possibly from another country, dunno they were speaking children speak.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:45

huhu: Feb 24, 2006

2015 Costa Rica by esa_foto, on Flickr

# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:45

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

VOTE

huhu posted:

2015 Costa Rica by esa_foto, on Flickr

mAlfunkti0n posted:

Around the grotto by jarredsutherland, on Flickr

Children playing near the Grotto (Bruce Peninsula), taken by a filthy 'murican. Children possibly from another country, dunno they were speaking children speak.