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I always want to have sex

# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:27

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

POWERBALL posted:

Please don't post rape jokes in BYOB, thanks!

# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:27

Miss Psychosis

Qwerinty posted:

unless there's an aspect of the joke i'm missing, it's "ready when you are.." and hands someone a drink with a roofie in it. that's kind of a hosed up joke

edit: is it supposed to be some kind of "pour blue fluid on tampon" sorta reference? if it is, it makes zero sense in this thread, which is why i got riled up.

Nah, it's a rape joke. It was wrong of me to find it funny.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:29

GEExCEE

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

anybody wanna have sex?

yea

# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:31

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jul 12, 2015 03:32

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

CAT BRUSH posted:

no

# ? Jul 12, 2015 04:09

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

mmm boobs, ,tits, knockers, breasts, knobblers,, pussy.... vaginae, hey I like em all! sex is good!

# ? Jul 12, 2015 05:51

pogi

Rape... is bad

# ? Jul 12, 2015 05:53

GEExCEE

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

mmm boobs, ,tits, knockers, breasts, knobblers,, pussy.... vaginae, hey I like em all! sex is good!

o.O

# ? Jul 12, 2015 06:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Knobblers???

# ? Jul 12, 2015 06:13

Senior Management

What is love?
baby
don't
hurt me. Don't hurt me
no
more.

:jerry:

# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:15

Senior Management

Vynar posted:

What is love?
baby
don't
hurt me. Don't hurt me
no
more.

best read in Shatner's voice

:jerry:

# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:16

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Did anyone else wanna have sex or was that just me and the op?

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# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:17

Senior Management

drilldo squirt posted:

Did anyone else wanna have sex or was that just me and the op?

God forbids it

:jerry:

# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:17

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

What the heck?

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# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:21

yoober

# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:36

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Thank you.

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# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:41

dogcrash truther

Sex can feel good, or bad. I want to have the good kind but not the bad kind. So I can't answer your question as it is currently posed.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 08:12

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

It's not a rape joke. Let's chill and post more sexy stuff

# ? Jul 12, 2015 09:17

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Having sex is something I think about a lot.

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# ? Jul 12, 2015 09:33

Ace of Baes

I'm going to have sex some day, and it's gonna be [macklemore voice] FUH KING AWESOME

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# ? Jul 12, 2015 09:45

Cyber Dog

sex is yucky

# ? Jul 12, 2015 13:22

I.N.R.I

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

mmm boobs, ,tits, knockers, breasts, knobblers,, pussy.... vaginae, hey I like em all! sex is good!

# ? Jul 12, 2015 14:27

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

Sex can feel good, or bad. I want to have the good kind but not the bad kind. So I can't answer your question as it is currently posed.

it's the good kind :pervert:

# ? Jul 12, 2015 14:40

Senior Management

I'll get the tarp

:jerry:

# ? Jul 12, 2015 15:37

lite_sleepr

I just had sex guys.

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# ? Jul 12, 2015 21:16

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

how was it? good or bad?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jul 12, 2015 21:19

shabbat goy

Hey there, nice to meet a fellow sex-haver. I'm going to have sex later today, wish me luck (jk, I don't need luck b/c I have lots of experience and am comfortable with my body and the gross things that it does)

# ? Jul 12, 2015 21:24