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Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Yeaaa no. Just play ARK: Survival Evolved instead. It has dinosaurs!

The Clap posted:

I'm going to hunt, enslave, and force feed my enemies. They will watch as I eat their poo poo and my own poo poo simultaneously, use the poop button to force myself to poop out the ComboPoop and eat that as well. After I'm dead from eating too much of their poo poo, we'll all die from starvation and have to start anew.

We'll spawn on the same beach and I'll turn slowly toward them, grinning. There will already be poo poo in my teeth.

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Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Immature Lovecraftian MMO

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 13:34

Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

A clever plan, madam. But remember, the Storytellers are always watching.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 20:33

Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Vitamin P posted:

Why don't people just masturbate. Why do and pay for this elaborate stuff.

NihilCredo posted:

This is the post for which I was about to hit "submit":

"You know, I can kinda understand people wanting a 3d custom porn generator because hey, it's no weirder than lots of live-action porn. But why would you use Skyrim mods, which as anyone knows are buggy and clunky and poorly animated, and require a $60 purchase, when there's plenty of porn games out there that are designed to do the same thing better? Hell, a quick Googling tells me you can purchase

and that's where I stopped to do the quick Googling, but instead of finding what I expected would be an abundance of sex games priced lower than a massive tens-of-millions-of-dollars-budget AAA title, I found an interesting and a little mind-boggling read (safe for work). So yeah, the porn mods make a bit more sense now.

(links to a now-dead article describing how porn is weirdly expensive + complicated and rife with scams)

Jackard fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Aug 18, 2015

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 16:51

Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

this is the new poo poo

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Jackard: Oct 28, 2007; We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

LF1M Sex Nurse, no Half Orcs plz

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 22:41

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