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it's really impressive they can find the right letters in their sack just as they go down the street
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Jul 13, 2015 08:32
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i think every piece of mail is handled by at least 150 mail people, so by the time it's in their bag, each piece of mail is super duper organized.
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Jul 13, 2015 09:59
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the mailman is outside trying to deliver a really big letter, it won't fit but he keeps trying even though it can't possibly fit
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Jul 13, 2015 11:19
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treasure bear posted:the mailman is outside trying to deliver a really big letter, it won't fit but he keeps trying even though it can't possibly fit death of a mailman |
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Jul 13, 2015 12:36
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If you open the mailman, he is full of mail. Mostly junk. |
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Jul 13, 2015 12:45
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Dogs are just trying to get their Christmas cards |
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Jul 13, 2015 12:46
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I'm not a mailman, I'm a mail, man. |
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Jul 13, 2015 12:47
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dogcrash truther posted:Dogs are just trying to get their Christmas cards Dogs are just singing their own rendition of (Wait A Minute) Mr Postman, it's a shame we humans can't understand or appreciate it
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Jul 13, 2015 12:48
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don't bother setting elaborate traps or mazes to trick the mailman the mail always goes through ---------------- |
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Jul 13, 2015 12:51
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if the mailman can't reach the mailbox, he'll detach the arm carrying the mail and throw it at the mailbox. his aim perfect, his spiral a sight to behold. they are too noble to play sports
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Jul 13, 2015 12:52
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i decided i hate this post that i made
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Jul 13, 2015 13:56
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the instant you put the firecracker into the mailbox a firm hand grasps your shoulder. hands and eyes both hardened by years of sorting things into bins. soon after your disappearance, theres a new mailman on the streets
ron color fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jul 13, 2015
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Jul 13, 2015 18:37
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ron color posted:the instant you put the firecracker into the mailbox a firm hand grasps your shoulder. hands and eyes both hardened by years of sorting things into bins. soon after your disappearance, theres a new mailman on the streets ---------------- |
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Jul 13, 2015 19:06
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dogcrash truther posted:I'm not a mailman, I'm a mail, man. mang
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Jul 13, 2015 19:11
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ron color posted:the instant you put the firecracker into the mailbox a firm hand grasps your shoulder. hands and eyes both hardened by years of sorting things into bins. soon after your disappearance, theres a new mailman on the streets lol https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Jul 13, 2015 19:23
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if you find a red satchel, some shorts or one of those little trolley bags on the floor, do NOT approach them or you will be compelled to deliver mail for the rest of your days by forces unknown
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Jul 13, 2015 19:30
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[wearin gshorts with HATE MAIL across the rear end] i dont even try to deliver your mail i just leave cards saying you werent home. see you in hell
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Jul 13, 2015 19:32
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thank u bacalou
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most famous mailman: unabomber |
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Jul 13, 2015 19:41
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saboten posted:[wearin gshorts with HATE MAIL across the rear end] i dont even try to deliver your mail i just leave cards saying you werent home. see you in hell the new ups (or their outside us equivalent) uniforms are hottt af ---------------- |
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Jul 13, 2015 22:17
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Qwerinty posted:if the mailman can't reach the mailbox, he'll detach the arm carrying the mail and throw it at the mailbox. his aim perfect, his spiral a sight to behold. they are too noble to play sports saboten posted:[wearin gshorts with HATE MAIL across the rear end] i dont even try to deliver your mail i just leave cards saying you werent home. see you in hell
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Jul 13, 2015 22:18
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as a boy, my brother and I would make elaborate traps to try to catch "The Mailman". We tried everything - hidden pits, boxes with twigs, and even nets. finally, we put a bear trap in the mailbox and while we were inside we heard a *SNAP*! We ran outside and saw the mailman with our very own eyes, struggling with the trap, shrieking horribly. We tackled and wrestled him to the ground, but when I opened my eyes, all that was there were his empty clothes!!! I looked around and saw nothing, and only when we searched under the clothes did we find a single letter, addressed to us both. It read: "Try try try, hard as you can, but you'll never catch me, Im the magic mailman" |
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Jul 13, 2015 22:45
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only nineties kids will remember mail-man's last column lik if u crei everytim (i'm an eighties kid so i don't)
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Jul 14, 2015 13:54
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The terrible secret is that their tiny car is the source of their power also mail |
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Jul 14, 2015 15:53
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my mailman walks across my garden rather than the predefined path provided for him, wtf is this about |
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Jul 14, 2015 15:56
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weird toppings guy posted:my mailman walks across my garden rather than the predefined path provided for him, wtf is this about the mailman exists outside of time and space, he is merely walking on the pavers laid by an alternate version of you in a different dimension |
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Jul 14, 2015 16:20
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you know how you can live in a place for years yet you still get mail addressed to a former occupant you've never even heard of they're not a "former" occupant |
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Jul 14, 2015 16:26
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hey hey wait a minute mr mailman
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Jul 14, 2015 16:27
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oliwan posted:hey hey wait a minute mr mailman *in a William Shatner voice* mister mail maaaaääääääÄÄÄÄÄÄääääaaaan! |
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Jul 14, 2015 17:31
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Jerry Cotton posted:*in a William Shatner voice* mister mail maaaaääääääÄÄÄÄÄÄääääaaaan! HOLY CRAP HOW DID YOU MAKE THOSE?? ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2015 17:38
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grandpas drunk posted:HOLY CRAP HOW DID YOU MAKE THOSE?? Sorry. Awful. On the Mulia doesn't take kindly to 1st world letters 
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Jul 14, 2015 17:43
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the doorbell rings, but there's only a single envelope on the doorstep. inside the letter it says, "i know about byob, i know about posts: I'm a mailman. stop just saying whatever pops in your brain." it's written in crang
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Jul 14, 2015 17:51
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ron color posted:the doorbell rings, but there's only a single envelope on the doorstep. inside the letter it says, "i know about byob, i know about posts: I'm a mailman. stop just saying whatever pops in your brain." it's written in crang
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Jul 14, 2015 17:55
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i've been thinking about crang a lot lately, ron |
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Jul 14, 2015 17:55
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*mailman settle down after long arduous day, reclines with a beer, tapes a sip, winces. it all tastes like stamps. when will it end ask mailman* *mailman kidnapped by terrorist group, tied to chair and made to dip thumb in ink and put finger print on envelopes, a form of government recognized postage. when will it end ask mailman* |
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Jul 14, 2015 18:06
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*mailman escape clutches of terrorist organization and trudges home. Exhausted mailman head to bed, tucking himself into giant envelope. mailman licks sheets closed only to be mailed back to work the next day. whe will it end ask mailman* |
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Jul 14, 2015 18:09
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lol
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Jul 14, 2015 18:29
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social vegan posted:*mailman escape clutches of terrorist organization and trudges home. Exhausted mailman head to bed, tucking himself into giant envelope. mailman licks sheets closed only to be mailed back to work the next day. whe will it end ask mailman* lol https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Jul 14, 2015 22:37
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social vegan posted:*mailman escape clutches of terrorist organization and trudges home. Exhausted mailman head to bed, tucking himself into giant envelope. mailman licks sheets closed only to be mailed back to work the next day. whe will it end ask mailman* |
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I think my mailman thinks I have a secret because I sometimes get weirdly packaged stuff from thailand or whatever and one time the envelope had a hole in it and he was grinning at me like maybe he checked it out but it was just a mineral sample and it was still in the envelope so whatevs |
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