alberto el patron is fine, and bram has signed a multi year contract with tna

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Uh oh.

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0713/598246/concern-for-alberto-del-rio-well-being/

quote:

After Alberto El Patron no-showed an autism charity event for LoneStar Championship Wrestling in Houston, Texas on Sunday, organization head Chris Ronquillo issued a statement this afternoon expressing concern for the former WWE Superstar's well-being. He says El Patron "seems to have disappeared."

Here is the statement in its entirety:

STATEMENT FROM LONE STAR CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

Almost 24 hours later, we still have not heard from the camp of Alberto El Patron. Mr. El Patron was booked through our co-promotion partner Clutch City Productions to headline the Bustin 4 Autism charity pro wrestling event in Pasadena, TX last night.

Mr. El Patron would not know who we are directly, since his camp's dealings were with our promotional partner. Like the charity and fans who purchased tickets, we are affected. A lot of time, money and effort was put in to this event. Those who know us, understand that we strive to put on quality events. We are a company that our fans can trust. Mr. El Patron's unexcused and unexplained "no show" unfairly taints that reputation. Though we were not directly involved in the negotiation and booking with El Patron's camp, there is no doubt that the Bustin 4 Autism team were more than fair and gracious in the process.

At this point, our thoughts are initially with Mr. El Patron's well being. He seems to have disappeared. Once the dust settles, we are confident that Mr. El Patron will do the right thing and return the deposit he was paid, along with premium travel funds lost by the charity. We might also suggest that Mr. El Patron take it a step further, and make an additional donation to the charity.

We would like to thank the fans and sponsors who stepped up to support this event for the Bustin 4 Autism 501c group. We would also like to recognize our co-promotional partner, Clutch City Productions, who put forth an incredible effort to promote and help organize this event. We look forward to working with them and the Bustin 4 Autism folks in the future.

In closing, we also thank the wrestlers who stepped up to make this a memorable event, as well as the many staff members and volunteers who contributed in some manner.

Chris Ronquillo
aka Tony Brooklyn
Lone Star Championship Wrestling
https://www.lonestarwrestling.com

# ? Jul 13, 2015 21:58

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# ? May 4, 2024 00:12

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Whats the betting that he's fine and this co promotion partner "booked" him in the sense they said he was going to appear without ever asking him or having any intention of him showing up.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:03

rappinrodney.ogg: Apr 24, 2009

Chris "Tony Brooklyn" Ronquillo posted:

Almost 24 hours later, we still have not heard from the camp of Alberto El Patron.

Mr. El Patron would not know who we are directly,

Though we were not directly involved in the negotiation and booking with El Patron's camp,

Well...okay, then. This just looks like the carnie version of one of those "RIP (Celebrity)" twitter hashtags.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:13

CVagts: Oct 19, 2009

The Croc posted:

Whats the betting that he's fine and this co promotion partner "booked" him in the sense they said he was going to appear without ever asking him or having any intention of him showing up.

I'm guessing that it's some sort of miscommunication and he's totally fine, and I would assume something very similar to what you said.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:13

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Apparently Bryan Alvarez said that three people who are close to Patron have said they haven't heard from him in awhile.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:15

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

DarkstarIV posted:

Apparently Bryan Alvarez said that three people who are close to Patron have said they haven't heard from him in awhile.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:16

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Other places are saying no friends and family can get in contact with him. Saw him tweet about going to a Knight themed restaurant a few days ago. Dont really suspect anything bad.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:16

CVagts: Oct 19, 2009

Oh poo poo. Now I'm a bit worried. Hope he's alright.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:16

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

He also apparently did some promo work for the event in the lead up, so he knew about it.

Boy, I hope he's okay.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:17

Call Me Charlie: Dec 3, 2005; by Smythe

My sources tell me that Alberto was last seen going into a warehouse with Dario Cueto

rip alberto

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:17

Nut Bunnies: May 24, 2005; Fun Shoe

If he turns up dead it's gonna be a bad look for that guy devoting a lot of the press release to "bitch better have my money"

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:25

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Bustin 4 Autism is a really unfortunate charity name

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:25

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I'm looking through his Twitter feed and it's all pics he took of his kids in Orlando last week and I'm getting really sad

What the gently caress

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:26

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Check the underground

the Lucha Underground

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:38

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Another statement from Lone Star Championship Wrestling:

http://www.pwinsider.com/article/95106/alberto-el-patron-update.html?p=1

quote:

We would like to sincerely apologize to all the fans that came out expecting to see Alberto "El Patron" (Del Rio) in action tonight. Alberto was advertised as the main event for the "Bustin for Autism" charity event in Houston (Pasadena) TX and he did not show up.

Fans in the Houston area are familiar with our company and know that we have an excellent reputation. We would never false advertise any talent or mislead the fans. We will always state the facts, as of 11:55PM we have not received any information from Alberto's "camp" as to why he did not appear at the event. Alberto helped us promote the event through his social media and as of 9:00PM yesterday there has always been constant communication. Alberto was given money up front as a deposit, he was provided with a four-star hotel, as well as first class air-fare. We followed through with all the terms that were required by Alberto and have numerous e-mails, and text with all this information.

We understand that unforeseen circumstances sometimes happen and we are hoping that Alberto is doing well. It is unclear what caused the "no-show" but it is very difficult to comprehend as to why we weren't notified by a member of his camp. Alberto was to appear at an autograph session before his match from 4:00PM-6:00P, we have been attempting to contact him since 12:00PM today. Nevertheless, we scrambled and did everything possible to make sure that the fans of LoneStar Championship Wrestling left satisfied. Special thanks to professionals such as Tommy Dreamer & Lance Hoyt (who put on a hardcore match as the main event), and Gene Snitsky (who faced Carson in Alberto's place).

Again, we thank all the fans that came out tonight and supported a great cause!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:40

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Thank god noted professionals Tommy Dreamer and Lance Hoyt were there to save the show.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:41

Carlton Banks: Jan 5, 2004; "The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

Booblord Zagats posted:

Bustin 4 Autism is a really unfortunate charity name

Maybe but what if they have a wrestler named Bill Goldsperg or John Vaccina

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:46

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

im sure he's fine but all these c level indie accusatory facebook posts are extremely funny

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:50

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Carlton Banks posted:

Maybe but what if they have a wrestler named Bill Goldsperg or John Vaccina

So that's where Joey Mercury will end up

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:50

Spermgod: Jan 8, 2012; pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..

Bustin 4 Autism

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:52

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Bustin makes me feel good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:53

Paper Lion: Dec 14, 2009

They're gonna find him in garbage bags and I don't know how to accept that

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:53

Skaw: Aug 5, 2004

As long as it's not Bustin 4 Hepatitis

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:54

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Carlton Banks posted:

Maybe but what if they have a wrestler named Bill Goldsperg or John Vaccina

Stone Cold Steve Autism, surely?

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:57

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Los perros are in the enclosed piscina area.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:59

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Paper Lion posted:

They're gonna find him in garbage bags and I don't know how to accept that

Ricardo est� en la �rea cerrada de la piscina

E: really

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:04

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

KungFu Grip posted:

Other places are saying no friends and family can get in contact with him. Saw him tweet about going to a Knight themed restaurant a few days ago. Dont really suspect anything bad.

He's obviously given up on wrestling since it's all horseshit. He is now known as Sir Albert of Rio Tinto.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:06

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

OK, so who carried out Vince's hit in order to get back into WWE? Bubba Ray seems pretty desperate these days.

oatgan posted:

im sure he's fine but all these c level indie accusatory facebook posts are extremely funny

For real, dude's missing and this guy is all talking poo poo about how he'd better get his money back. Whether Alberto's actually in trouble or just unprofessional, it's in pretty poor taste to take that tone in public without knowing what's happened to him.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:10

electric funeral: Oct 16, 2004; ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

loving Trump.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:11

AlmightyPants: Mar 14, 2001; King of Scheduling; Pillbug

Semprini posted:

Stone Cold Steve Autism, surely?

My brother came up with that exact thing when @midnight did #worsewrestlers a year ago

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:12

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

This is Ricardo/RVD's doing, I am sure of it.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:23

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

Good to know that it wasn't Snitsky's fault

and I bet that was a 5* match

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:23

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Rey is still advertising a match between them in the future...

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:31

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Yo soy Mexico. YO SOY!!!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:35

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Roman Reigns posted:

Rey is still advertising a match between them in the future...

Abismo Negro worked a match after he went missing too

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:36

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

has gone missing

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:36

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

acai moonsault posted:

has gone missing

thank you

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:37

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Roman Reigns posted:

Rey is still advertising a match between them in the future...

well if he isn't murdered now he will be then

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:37

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

oatgan posted:

Abismo Negro worked a match after he went missing too

I'm trying to be optimistic here. :smith:

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:38

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# ? May 4, 2024 00:12

electric funeral: Oct 16, 2004; ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

oatgan posted:

Abismo Negro worked a match after he went missing too

Whoa chill out with the racism

# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:40

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