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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
But you already knew that.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Aurain posted:

Albertooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

day sucks

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
alberto is schrodingers wrestler

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Meltzer:

quote:

I don't know if he's 'alright', but he's alive. He's probably, you know, there's a reason he didn't come, so i doubt he's alright, but it's nothing scary. Well, it could be scary, but that's the deal.

OD? Coke binge? Manic episode?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


EugeneJ posted:

OD? Coke binge? Manic episode?

We don't already know that and it's bugging me out :ohdear:

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
Does Alberto even have any substance abuse issues? If so, I'd never heard them.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Another Person posted:

Does Alberto even have any substance abuse issues? If so, I'd never heard them.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

I didn't know he was into watersports, but you do you, Alberto.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

EugeneJ posted:

Meltzer:


OD? Coke binge? Manic episode?

That whole segment came across like Dave knows, he can't say because it's embarrassing, and we'll just have to wait for it to come out whatever it is.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Oh, Dave clearly knows whatever it is.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Hemorrhoids.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Oliver knows.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Even the promoter who he stood up released a statement today that was like "yeah they contacted us and we know what happened and it's all documented and we're just going to keep it private and let Alberto's people talk about it if they want."

So, dick stuck in the pool intake?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/VivaDelRio/status/621108716578811904

quote:

Due to personal reasons I wasn't able to attend the event of @ClutchCityProd they did everything in their power to have me there.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Does anyone have the status on Bram?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


sticklefifer posted:

Hemorrhoids.

They flared up overnight. It's like they were a big deal fairly quick.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

The_Rob posted:

Does anyone have the status on Bram?

this is a bad joke and more run into the ground than daniel bryan is a farm or bork lasner or w/e

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007


So drugs then.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Maybe he tore his butthole open like X-Pac

I wouldn't want that poo poo getting out

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Yuriy posted:

Maybe he tore his butthole open like X-Pac

I wouldn't want that poo poo getting out

Pretty hard for poo poo to not get out when you have a torn butthole

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!
Gerald's Alberto's Game.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Yuriy posted:

this is a bad joke and more run into the ground than daniel bryan is a farm or bork lasner or w/e

i dunno, what does bog how think about it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Yuriy posted:

this is a bad joke and more run into the ground than daniel bryan is a farm or bork lasner or w/e

Sorry Yuriy, that joke has signed a multi-year contract with PSP.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Sorry Yuriy, that joke has signed a multi-year contract with PSP.

Congrats. It will carry the PSP brand into the future.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Yuriy posted:

this is a bad joke and more run into the ground than daniel bryan is a farm or bork lasner or w/e

everyone talk about bram

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
so bram killed alberto del rio to get the contracts that tna wanted del rio to sign?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

HulkaMatt posted:

everyone talk about bram

When is Bram fighting Lashley in Bellator

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Shave Sheltzer reported something about Bram, but I don't have an observer subscription so I can't read it. Can anyone help me out?

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

i bet bram would bust for autism

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



alberto el patron signed a multi-year deal with tna and bram is missing??? :derp:

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

21 Hoot Salute posted:

alberto el patron signed a multi-year deal with tna and bram is missing??? :derp:

During a full moon, Alberto transforms into a Were-Bram and does terrible, unnatural things. This is why (Were)Bram keeps signing multi-year deals with TNA. Alberto and his lawyers keep annulling them once he transforms back and regains his senses.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Bram ate Alberto to absorb his powers.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Delsaber posted:

Bram ate Alberto to absorb his powers.

Bram: I just signed a multi-year deal with TNA. But you.... you already know that :wink:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

He is safe and alive and powerful.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
A man has disappeared and you jerks are making jokes???

What kind of horrible forum is this

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

triplexpac posted:

A man has disappeared and you jerks are making jokes???

What kind of horrible forum is this

You're right.

Signing a multi year contract with TNA is not a subject to joke about.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


21 Hoot Salute posted:

alberto el patron signed a multi-year deal with tna and bram is missing??? :derp:

It's worse than that, my friend. I'm afraid we're dealing with the Return of the Curse of the Alberto's Bram.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Roman Reigns posted:

So drugs then.


alberto el patron has just signed a multi-month contract with Passages Malibu

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




triplexpac posted:

A man has disappeared and you jerks are making jokes???

What kind of horrible forum is this

We're horrible people.

...but you knew that already.

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duyarvish
Feb 7, 2015
How many years do you think Bram is under contract for at this point? Two? 22? 222?

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