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In the Clifford the Big Red Dog reboot Clifford is 60 stories high and terrorizes Neo-Tokyo, the only one who can stop him is a female mech pilot with a complicated past. Directed by Michael Bay.
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Mecha-Clifford's jaw unhinges like a snake and reveals a Big Red Rocket, which is shot at a giant kaiju beetle or whatever.
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Jul 16, 2015 04:15
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- Scaly Haylie
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a giant dog biscuit that does something, i don't know
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Jul 16, 2015 05:03
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- i am he
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a young edm dj is vaping with his friends when his untested e juice rips a hole in space time that Clifford comes out of. Clifford can talk now and he loves edm music. [TV 14 - strong language, violence]
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Jul 16, 2015 05:31
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Mecha-Clifford's jaw unhinges like a snake and reveals a Big Red Rocket, which is shot at a giant kaiju beetle or whatever.
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Jul 16, 2015 09:06
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- Yobgoblin
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Godzilla and Clifford are fighting. Godzilla's son breaks up the fight and they all become friends.
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Jul 16, 2015 09:09
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- social vegan
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clifford reboot chris pratt play clifford clifford wholesome and nice but w that edge the ladies love good boy clifford *turn to camera and winks* good boy
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Jul 16, 2015 14:28
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- social vegan
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clifford the big red dog time's sexiest man the year again
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Jul 16, 2015 14:29
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[Clifford leaping over the White House, about to fall and crush it] Capitalism is not the answer. [He falls, destroying the president with his gigantic red body] The answer is friendship and sharing in all things.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:40
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a young edm dj is vaping with his friends when his untested e juice rips a hole in space time that Clifford comes out of. Clifford can talk now and he loves edm music. [TV 14 - strong language, violence]
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Jul 16, 2015 14:43
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a young edm dj is vaping with his friends when his untested e juice rips a hole in space time that Clifford comes out of. Clifford can talk now and he loves edm music. [TV 14 - strong language, violence]
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Jul 16, 2015 14:49
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In the Clifford the Big Red Dog reboot Clifford is 60 stories high and terrorizes Neo-Tokyo, the only one who can stop him is a female mech pilot with a complicated past. Directed by Michael Bay.
a young edm dj is vaping with his friends when his untested e juice rips a hole in space time that Clifford comes out of. Clifford can talk now and he loves edm music. [TV 14 - strong language, violence]
[Clifford leaping over the White House, about to fall and crush it] Capitalism is not the answer. [He falls, destroying the president with his gigantic red body] The answer is friendship and sharing in all things.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:51
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clifford is a teen dog now and he wants to be called splifford. when he smokes weed he shrinks down to normal dog size and drives around with jughead in jughead's car looking for places to hang out. jughead listens to really weird experimental albums but splifford is too baked to care.
It's a metaphor for coming of age and triumphing over social anxiety
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Jul 16, 2015 14:56
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[Giant loving clifford talking to therapist] I think my size makes it harder for me to find friends.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:57
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[Clifford leaping over the White House, about to fall and crush it] Capitalism is not the answer. [He falls, destroying the president with his gigantic red body] The answer is friendship and sharing in all things.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:22
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Mandatory Clifford Character Traits. Clifford must always strictly conform to the following "Mandatory Character Traits" :
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- Does not torture*
- Does not kill in defense of self or others*
- Does not use foul language beyond PG-13
- Does not smoke tobacco*
- Does not sell/distribute illegal drugs*
- Does not abuse alcohol*
- Does not have sex before age 16 (dog years), does not have sex with anyone below the age of 16 (dog or human years, depending)
- Is big and red
- Is not homosexual
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Jul 16, 2015 15:42
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Mandatory Clifford Character Traits. Clifford must always strictly conform to the following "Mandatory Character Traits" :
- Male
- Does not torture*
- Does not kill in defense of self or others*
- Does not use foul language beyond PG-13
- Does not smoke tobacco*
- Does not sell/distribute illegal drugs*
- Does not abuse alcohol*
- Does not have sex before age 16 (dog years), does not have sex with anyone below the age of 16 (dog or human years, depending)
- Is big and red
- Is not homosexual
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Jul 16, 2015 15:46
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Clifford has to be a Good Boy
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Jul 16, 2015 15:46
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Clifford has to be a Good Boy
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Jul 16, 2015 15:51
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Clifford the big red dog goes berserk after licking Terrence the big green toad.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:09
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[To clifford] What a good boy you are. Yes you are. You're a good boy. [Clifford slowly becoming numb to the brainwashing. I am a god boy, he thinks to himself]
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Jul 16, 2015 16:21
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[Clifford slowly rising to a sit from a down stay.]
[Mysterious looking humanoid looks on at the red dog]
M.L.H.: How many lights do you see?
Clifford: Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
M.L.H.: No... There are three.
M.L.H.: How many lights, clifford?
Clifford: Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof.
M.L.H.: THERE ARE THREE LIGHTS.
Clifford [Confused, scared]: Woof, Woof, Woof.
M.L.H.: Good boy clifford. What a good boy.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:30
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[To clifford] What a good boy you are. Yes you are. You're a good boy. [Clifford slowly becoming numb to the brainwashing. I am a god boy, he thinks to himself]
[Clifford slowly rising to a sit from a down stay.]
[Mysterious looking humanoid looks on at the red dog]
M.L.H.: How many lights do you see?
Clifford: Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
M.L.H.: No... There are three.
M.L.H.: How many lights, clifford?
Clifford: Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof.
M.L.H.: THERE ARE THREE LIGHTS.
Clifford [Confused, scared]: Woof, Woof, Woof.
M.L.H.: Good boy clifford. What a good boy.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:50
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[To clifford] What a good boy you are. Yes you are. You're a good boy. [Clifford slowly becoming numb to the brainwashing. I am a god boy, he thinks to himself]
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Jul 16, 2015 16:54
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Government Tries To Thwart Giant Red Dog Terrorizing Pacific Northwest
In an attempt to stall the massive spree of destruction being performed by one huge red dog, officials have created a distraction. Over 280 tonnes of food and several above ground pools of fresh water have been placed in the path of the rampage. Unfortunately, the beast immediately tipped over the water, ate all the food in one go, then chased government vehicles several miles before vomiting.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:59
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US Government commissions massive 90 story mack-truck to slay dog.
"We've wanted one of these for a long time regardless," said House Majority Leader John Bohner.
Funding is currently still in limbo however as debate over the Confederate flag design on the trucks license plate rages on in the senate.
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Jul 16, 2015 17:02
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This is a good-rear end page.
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Jul 16, 2015 18:05
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somewhere in the desert construction on a giant mailman is underway
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Jul 16, 2015 18:05
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Roswell, New Mexico : 1947. Clifford the Big Red Dog has caught a mysterious giant frisbee, and changed the world forever.
[Close up of a grizzled general]: Looks like that drat dog'z bit off a more than he can chew.
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Jul 16, 2015 18:16
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somewhere in the desert construction on a giant mailman is underway
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Jul 16, 2015 18:44
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I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
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Our dog's name is Clifford. He's big and red and works very hard. He meets all the Mandatory Clifford Character Traits. Clifford is getting kind of old, and wasn't able to signal his needs to my daughter well enough, who unintentionally made him work very hard without enough blood. Clifford was a good dog and got her home safely, but can't work anymore. He needs a heart transplant. A more callous family would give him the Old Yeller treatment, but Clifford has a nice spot of grass to rest on until I try my hand at that kind of surgery. We got a newer big red dog and we call him Clifford Junior. Clifford Junior works very hard too and meets all the MCCTs. He can climb and rescue the other dogs when they get stuck in the mud or snow. He likes to carry wood and concrete and rocks and hay and animal food, but he likes to carry goats and horses and birds and bunnies most of all. Both Cliffords are very thirsty and would drink, like 100 gallons if they worked or played all day long.
Here's Clifford getting up early to give rides to his goat friends.
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