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You're a loving monster.
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- ron color
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you think you know a guy...
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Jul 16, 2015 20:30
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- bog pixie
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Jul 16, 2015 20:31
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- social vegan
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hi kids my name's clifford and i'd like to rap with you about female representation in the call of duty computer video game franchise
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Jul 16, 2015 20:33
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- i am he
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lol
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Jul 16, 2015 20:34
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- dogcrash truther
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Clickbait the Big Red Dog
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Jul 16, 2015 20:37
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- Mom with a blog
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Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
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[Clifford has contracted hydrophobia and must be put down; Emilys mother brings out the gun]
Emily Elizabeth: No, Mama!
Emilys Mother: There's no hope for him now, Emily. He's suffering. You know we've got to do it.
Emily Elizabeth: Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I'll do it.
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Jul 16, 2015 20:43
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[Clifford has contracted hydrophobia and must be put down; Emilys mother brings out the gun]
Emily Elizabeth: No, Mama!
Emilys Mother: There's no hope for him now, Emily. He's suffering. You know we've got to do it.
Emily Elizabeth: Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I'll do it.
haha
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Jul 16, 2015 20:56
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- Miss Psychosis
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[Clifford has contracted hydrophobia and must be put down; Emilys mother brings out the gun]
Emily Elizabeth: No, Mama!
Emilys Mother: There's no hope for him now, Emily. He's suffering. You know we've got to do it.
Emily Elizabeth: Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I'll do it.
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Jul 16, 2015 20:57
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*Clifford walks past a fire hydrant shaped fire department*
*Adam sandler is the fire chief looking up*
*ensue Adam Sandler comedy gold*
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Jul 16, 2015 22:02
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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Trained To Be A Good Dog,
But His Size Made Him
A Great Killer
 
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Jul 16, 2015 23:14
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- google THIS
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clifford: no! no more! it hurts!
mad scientist: (filling syringe with growth hormone) you're going to be a big dog, clifford. (disturbing smile) a big dog.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:28
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- FreshCutFries
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Jul 16, 2015 23:34
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- dogcrash truther
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Give this dog a mad max style Mohawk and driving goggles
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Jul 16, 2015 23:49
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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Tom cruise: okay Clifford the terrorists have hijacked the secret nuclear weapon silo in the Ststue of Liberty & plans to detonate at midnight destroying all of manhattan. We have to hack into the federal computing system mainframe using an SQL inject into an exploit in the operating system's start button to re-triangulate the trajectories for the nuclear strike back to their home base...in SOVIET CHINA but I just can't crack these codes and I've used eight different key loggers! This might just be the last night for freedom...
Clifford: lol n00b watch this
*clifford proceeds to release a giant stream of drool onto the computer causing it to short circuit. the Statue of Liberty fires off like a rocket into the moon ending the nuclear crisis*
tom cruise: dammit Clifford you e done it again,, you beautiful son of a Bitch!
clifford: woof woof!!
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Jul 16, 2015 23:50
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- dogcrash truther
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Check this out: what if Clifford just a normal dog and everyone else is tripping on drugs
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Jul 16, 2015 23:52
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Clifford: I'm just a normal dog, why are they acting that way to me?
Ted: don't ask me, I'm just a regular baby bear who likes to drink and gently caress
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Jul 16, 2015 23:55
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- Miss Psychosis
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Check this out: what if Clifford just a normal dog and everyone else is tripping on drugs
Well if that's true then my employer's current legal battle regarding the wrongful dismissal of one of their employees is incredibly hypocritical.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:55
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Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
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Give this dog a mad max style Mohawk and driving goggles
ok
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Jul 17, 2015 00:58
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- bwatts
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now make it so cliffords experiencing ennui
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Jul 17, 2015 01:14
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- Ace of Baes
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In the deep underground labs of the Canine Laser Integrated Fast Force Ordinance Response Division scientists work tirelessly on a weapon to finally ensure lasting peace. But when you play God, you dont always get what you expect.
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Jul 17, 2015 01:15
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- Mom with a blog
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Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
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now make it so cliffords experiencing ennui
ok
edit: wrong img my bad
Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jul 17, 2015
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Jul 17, 2015 01:18
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- dogcrash truther
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ok
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Jul 17, 2015 01:37
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now make it so cliffords experiencing ennui
ok
edit: wrong img my bad
lol
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Jul 17, 2015 01:38
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Good avatar
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Jul 17, 2015 01:57
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- GEExCEE
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Jul 17, 2015 03:53
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I feel like a Clifford av fits my personality
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Jul 17, 2015 03:53
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- social vegan
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I feel like a Clifford av fits my personality
still red but bigger?
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Jul 17, 2015 03:55
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- dogcrash truther
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Jul 19, 2015 17:01
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- deep dish peat moss
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Jul 19, 2015 17:37
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- GEExCEE
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holy poo poo
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Jul 19, 2015 17:46
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clifford is so cute : 3
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Jul 19, 2015 17:47
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- posting smiling
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clifford: origins is drawing flack from critics, but the director isn't backing down, claiming "the children that die following clifford's physical growth are necessary to pave the way for his eventual spiritual growth" and "the permanence of the blood staining his fur sets the entire magical realist tone for the rest of the movie"
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Jul 19, 2015 19:42
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- posting smiling
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[Clifford leaping over the White House, about to fall and crush it] Capitalism is not the answer. [He falls, destroying the president with his gigantic red body] The answer is friendship and sharing in all things.
[Clifford has contracted hydrophobia and must be put down; Emilys mother brings out the gun]
Emily Elizabeth: No, Mama!
Emilys Mother: There's no hope for him now, Emily. He's suffering. You know we've got to do it.
Emily Elizabeth: Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I'll do it.
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Jul 19, 2015 19:44
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Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
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clifford: origins is drawing flack from critics, but the director isn't backing down, claiming "the children that die following clifford's physical growth are necessary to pave the way for his eventual spiritual growth" and "the permanence of the blood staining his fur sets the entire magical realist tone for the rest of the movie"
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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clifford: origins is drawing flack from critics, but the director isn't backing down, claiming "the children that die following clifford's physical growth are necessary to pave the way for his eventual spiritual growth" and "the permanence of the blood staining his fur sets the entire magical realist tone for the rest of the movie"
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