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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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infernal machines posted:

all you nerds doubted me, you laughed at me. but now, five years later, it is i who shall have the last laugh!

look at this list of posters!

why won't you look?

*pulls up ipod socks in a tiff*

zen death robot posted:

the watch is dumb and bad just like you

hey now dont forget low effort

like his posting

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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triple sulk posted:

cook is gonna be gone as ceo in a year or two if this keeps up cause he's not good at it. the next ceo should be craig, who is cool and good.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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ayn rand hand job posted:

tim needed a new killer app to increase revenue

iCantGoOn

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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source inside the building leaks new iphone 7 model

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Apr 28, 2016

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Sniep posted:

when can I, a normal dude and Mac user, expect to be able to get a doof dork helmet?

with google cardboard and some tape the future is now

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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PleasureKevin posted:

now i know where you're are and i'm coming to kick your rear end!

in 15 minutes at the music venue

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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THC posted:

the metro is on strike and the entire place smells like poo poo and piss and the roads are terrible for pedestrian safety but the wireless cellular data network performance has been v nace a+ 👌🏻

oh cool welcome to every-american-subway.jpg

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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nah I jest the light rail in CLE is okay per my memory ten years ago

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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evilcat posted:

If they make it so it actually rolls into a tube like that video, it won't be long before they start making some crazy widescreen formats for it.
Prepare for 21:9 phones except for the one guy who held it wrong and now it's a 9:21 vertical video.

im ready for the 219 phone

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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HAIL eSATA-n posted:

not enough ports

one hole to run everything through

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Last Chance posted:

probably something similar to how the mac os x clock gently nudges the status bar icons around when the numbers change

itll sometimes do it going from settings to the home screen but ive never seen it do it on the same screen

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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My Linux Rig posted:

idgi does the VPN sign flash like police lights?

"here comes a special boy" *phone VPN connect repeats every motionkit step taken*

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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triple sulk posted:

make craig ceo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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My Linux Rig posted:

black flags means imminent butt fucks for all customers!! :dance:

it means theyre appointing a new product pope

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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please, i had a hearty idea this morning and if I eat my wheaties ill have another tonight

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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my stepdads beer posted:

americans think iphones cost 199 because they don't understand contract subsidies

i still get passive aggressive comments from my mom because she thinks her phones suddenly went from $299 to $650 when she upgraded and I 'didn't tell her they cost that much now' as if it was ever cheaper on contract before

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Larry Parrish posted:

How is that Apple related

they hate Apple Pay thus idk

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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maniacdevnull posted:

They're bringing lovely Finder to telephones?

tabs coming to mobile finder 2038

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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loblaws lobs flawed card

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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trilljester posted:

You've been able to send gifs in messages for a while now.

awful keyboard is perfect thank you pokeymans :smugmrgw:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Soldier of Fortran posted:

he doesn't have anything running ios 5 and you shouldn't attempt to engage him, honestly.

anyways, i'm glad i can finally hide the stocks app. thanks tim.

e: oh and tips.app.

hide on tips.app

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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GameCube posted:

apple wants china so badly they made a phone just for them. the iPhone 5-China, or "5C," for short

(project)red is a really clever long play for the mainland market :prepop:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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mishaq posted:

hp is so piss

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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atomicthumbs posted:

i can't really remember commenting except when a cyclist got run over and i tipped them off

i understand shaggaring irl but actually pushing him over is rude

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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mishaq posted:

tmobile usa has supported wifi calling for like a decade

my old rear end work blackberry supported it, was great for taking calls in a basement

tell us more about calling from your bedroom

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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moms are nice and dads are too hug em if you got em and theyre good people :shobon:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Last Chance posted:

hehe pet the dadde.. lol. (:

(my dad abandoned me, my sis and my mom )

well dont hug that one, people that abandon spouses/families are poo poo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Shaggar posted:

windows 10 is so damned good and I am beyond psyched for the anniversary update

been running the insider preview on a spare tablet and It's Good

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Sagebrush posted:

i'm at the combination microsoft and apple store

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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PleasureKevin posted:

the Apple display is dead.

they made integrated all-in-one displays so good they realized none of their detached computers (including laptops) could run them, and the standards were barely up to snuff to run them.

enjoy your plastic, shaky monitors with glossy plastic construction now with apple's blessing!

enjoying my ultrasharp with the same panels for a third the price ty

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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GameCube posted:

the Apple Boys sure have been quiet since i demonstrated that catastrophic Privacy Fail. i guess they must be feeling pretty "rekt," right about now.

more like roundedRekt

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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idk about you but i call mine the thunderbolt port and the output is impressive (re: my hefty post history)

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Perplx posted:

pretty sure you can make an encrypted sparse bundle that only as big as its content

yeah why do it the hard way anymore

Shaggar posted:

just turn on encryption for the entire drive

but really this

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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unless you have a backup you do manually. but youre using encrypted time capsule backups anyway, right?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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eh spotify has a cheapo summer promo and honestly it's not bad, mostly because I can play whatever I have a whim for, but lol at paying :10bux: a month for this

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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shared playlists are a nice touch and a lot of fans have made soundtracks for shows

legit culled half the silicon valley playlist for my personal favs, ty random guy with a dweeb picture

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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ahmeni posted:

oh neat when did they add election coverage to google play music

:prepop:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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maniacdevnull posted:

Actually,



lol what poo poo, gmaps had a new toll highway literally the day it opened to traffic. crapple lol

thats where that waze acquisition and user created content come in handy, i think apple just licenses traffic data from waze so they dont get the sweet updates

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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zen death robot posted:

A few days ago Apple Maps told me to get back on the highway I just got off of because it was confused that the office building I was going to was way back off the street in a complex and closer to the highway than the road I needed to be on to get into the parking lot area

just drive off the freeway overpass like the first apple maps icon suggests

Smythe posted:

Fjord it, Bitch.

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