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I don't know if you guys have Apple Music but Apple's first media television show dropped today, it's called Planet of the Apps and it's a loving reality show and it stars Gweneth Paltrowehdhfh and Willy Am and it loving sucks lol it's sad
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there's two other celebrities but I honestly forgot who they were they're 4 judges and they judge the apps while the creators pitch them in 60 seconds going down an escalator i honestly laughed and quit after 3 minutes
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Jun 9, 2017 03:25
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cis autodrag posted:will i am is fashionable as gently caress and i blame the decline of black eyed peas on fergie sure because it's 2003
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Jun 9, 2017 05:10
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3D Touch is kind of gimmicky
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Jun 13, 2017 17:24
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im starting to think Phil Schiller is an idiot of sorts he's did the courage speech, the "can't innovate my rear end" where three years later turned out they didn't innovate anything and in fact almost ruined the pro market now this... to be fair I also really liked my blackberry keyboard, but I am a proven idiot so
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Jun 13, 2017 23:39
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Endless Mike posted:that was htc Samsung did the same but with irises you could just print one and the phone would unlock
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Jun 14, 2017 19:59
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:I sat through a 7 hour training session yesterday where the presenter used a mouse and keyboard with mspaint (not the new 3dpaint version which it was telling him to use in the upper corner) to whiteboard network diagrams on a new surface pro by cut and paste I was living in that one loving achewood strip and the surface is a failed platform lol at everything here
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Jun 14, 2017 23:26
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Encrypted posted:yeah modern iphone with noise cancelling and modern signal processing literally means you have way better voice quality with more stable calls while using less power I remember I used to put my Blackberry near a sound source and it would generate all sorts of weird sounds when it received a call Wonder what that did to my brain
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Jun 15, 2017 07:09
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there's a new Magic Mouse? is it magic-er
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Jun 15, 2017 17:35
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love how everyone was all "it's amazing how Tim Cook managed to keep everything on WWDC a secret!" and today we know what the next iPhone looks like and that it will be waterproof and have some sort of magnetic charging 6 months in advance
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Jun 15, 2017 23:56
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:what's the cultural or institutional difference between like microsoft, LG etc and apple that the former are completely incapable of making products that are well integrated with one another, someone must have written about this somewhere bureaucracy and manager egos
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Jun 17, 2017 19:00
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i also use 1Blocker and Im happy user
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Jun 18, 2017 20:40
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it's still straight from the Walmart playbook - grow them so much, make them so dependent on you, you can just stop supporting them and buy them outright or steal their tech it's a dick move, intended or not
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Jun 25, 2017 18:13
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The Management posted:yes, giving a supplier your business for a decade and providing them with the revenue to grow and expand their business, what a dick move. it's a known deal with the devil, IMG isn't blameless either, im sure they saw it coming but Apple is known to be a real dick in business deals
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Jun 25, 2017 19:40
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i guess they hosed your Moom
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Jun 26, 2017 00:50
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if you ain't gold you a old
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Jun 27, 2017 19:38
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i use mine without a case or bumpers because yolo the camera lens is already broken
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Jul 5, 2017 17:16
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so iphone 7S with camera facial recognition i will miss Touch ID
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Jul 5, 2017 21:33
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Tim Cook doubling down on secrecy iPhone features known 6 months in advance
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Jul 5, 2017 22:08
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it's water resistant, not waterproof there's cheap 80's Casio watches that are more water resistant than an iPhone 7
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Jul 7, 2017 04:27
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touchy id works amazing for me and I'll miss it, unless that new face recognition is incredibly good
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Jul 7, 2017 05:38
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i like to call it Touchy D
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Jul 7, 2017 17:13
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can courts compel you to open a safe ?
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Jul 7, 2017 19:11
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it's all going to be moot anyway with the new face recognition, they'll just point your own cellphone at your dumb face and voila i wonder how many couples will break up when a jealous partner unlocks their phone while they sleep
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Jul 7, 2017 21:22
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Apple employees, putting fruit up their rectum as their founder intended
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Jul 8, 2017 15:32
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infernal machines posted:reminder: apple does not sell a monitor or dock that will work with their flagship laptop without at least one layer of adapters Apples flagship pro laptop doesn't work with their flagship phone out of the box without dongles
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Jul 11, 2017 17:20
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qirex posted:you charge from a wall charger, convenient usb port on your desk or a battery so worse alternatives to a dongle
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Jul 11, 2017 18:49
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i have an Apple Watch and i hit it against a table and the screen came off, it's just glue bone app the teeth posted:my work bought me a 15" touchbarn. it might be the worst thing apple has ever released. i don't use it as much as accidentally press the wrong thing all day touch bar loving sucks
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Jul 12, 2017 00:06
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Tim 👨🏻🍳 is so lame Silicon Valley doesn't even parody him loving lame-o
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Jul 12, 2017 19:19
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do you think Apple execs drop cooking refs when he's around like "Boy now we're cookin!"
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Jul 12, 2017 19:21
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maskenfreiheit posted:is wireless charging something people want? nah I think flipping around your mouse and plugging a cable into it is a cool design
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Jul 12, 2017 21:40
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r u ready to WALK posted:It's unfortunate they haven't lost money yet because Tim and Jony really need to get fired at this point. what why? Seems they're doing great to me
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Jul 13, 2017 16:33
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infernal machines posted:remember that time apple tricked themselves into making a loving smartwatch because they baited samsung into doing it with fake leaks three years earlier? no?
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Jul 13, 2017 21:19
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:the most infuriating part of this is that they made the right hand side bezel a button for power+touch id and the left side is an identical looking area that does nothing but take up space and force the soft esc key over an inch from where you'd expect it to be haha I just noticed this gently caress now it's bothering me so much Apple you idiots
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Jul 13, 2017 23:16
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i want to swim with my laptop i wanna piss on it i want to poo poo on my MacBook Pro with TouchBar and have it work perfectly make it happen Tim cake
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Jul 15, 2017 18:23
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there's an article about how Apples can't really innovate too much without leaks because their phone sells a loving hundred million units , so anything new you want to add to the phone is inevitably going to be leaked and apparently it might be proof that there's an iPhone pro coming for sure
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Jul 19, 2017 00:14
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iphone 7 kinda sucks for holding, it's just a bit too big and slippery iphone 5/SE was the perfect size for my hands
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Jul 19, 2017 16:21
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Vintersorg posted:i like my 7 plus a lot and i dont have ape hands you sicken me
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Jul 19, 2017 19:00
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Luigi Thirty posted:I’ve always held my phone with a load bearing pinky I didn’t know that was weird it's weird? i don't know if I can trust your opinions tho, y'all weird
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i honesty don't like the idea of the face recognition unlock like I've e been paying attention to how much I unlock my phone in weird angles, it's just not going to be as comfortable with a camera even if it detects your dumb mug from weird angles i hope I'm wrong Uncle at Nintendo posted:no "your mom definitely knows what jizz is" jokes please. I shared a little slice of life with you all and that would be a very rude reply i respect your mom a lot and I think she sounds like a great lady 🙂
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