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is this a thread about Tim cook?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 19:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:11 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:a guy in my office wears one but he's chinese as hell so it might be a knockoff nice casual racism, jew
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 20:53 |
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triple sulk posted:the exercise part of the watch is entirely useless if you don't walk or run a lot. the stand detection doesn't loving work correctly either because i've stood for 20 minutes or so while cooking and it alerts 10 minutes before the new hour. you need to actively swing your arms around for the thing to actually understand you're standing. you don't wave your arms around every time you get up?
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 01:10 |
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 18:33 |
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I like ads because they show me things I might want to buy
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 02:59 |
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PleasureKevin posted:apple invents way to put your butt hole on a necklace, penetrate it with fancy pen better check my sphinctometer
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 18:49 |
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maniacdevnull posted:lol don't touch the dad pad
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 13:26 |
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we have two iPads mini at our place, will probably buy a full size come October. ipads are good for couch surfing and toilet tabbing
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 13:32 |
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 15:00 |
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iOS 9 is pretty good
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 04:04 |
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apples new phone will be a huge 6S
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 17:33 |
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Triglav posted:phone to phone payments sound like a good way to get less money than you thought college kids are loving retarded who knew
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 17:53 |
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id be cool if it was slightly thicker and had a bigger battery to fill the extra space. "oh, hey one more thing: 25 hours lte browsing battery life - it'll last three days on a charge"
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 19:26 |
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don't give money to your friends problem solved
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 23:07 |
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just wear your clothes in the shower and kill two birds with one stone
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 18:39 |
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my verizon fiosbox gives me ads when i try to change the channel sometimes but they take forever to load and sometimes crash so you hit guide button and then it says 'loading reccomendations for you' and then becomes unresponsive for like 2 minutes until it times out and says 'sorry we couldnt load this ad right now' and goes to some settings panel instead of letting me just change the loving channel. but it preserves all the button clicks you make while waiting for the ad to load so after it crashes, the guide loads, exits, loads, exits 50 times in a row
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 20:01 |
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Smythe posted:me and my downstairs neighbor share 1 antenna an hd homerun. also we share dinners, bbqs, drinks, art, and parties. that's cool that you've got a good relationship with your parents
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 20:31 |
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 19:53 |
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snype
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 17:46 |
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the only time its only okay to be successful and popular is if youre the child of poor immigrants
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 19:30 |
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four hard presses on 0
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 15:52 |
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ZShakespeare posted:idk how having hard touches on ur lock screen is more secure than a fingerprint m8 the m8 doesn't have a fingerprint scanner
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 23:02 |
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echinopsis posted:sound minimal (ly useful)
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 04:13 |
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the battery saver thing is cool but it makes the phone laggy like an android
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 21:55 |
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Triglav posted:if i turn low power mode on will i go from charging every three days to every four or five days no you will go from having no life to still having no life with no appreciable difference
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 22:16 |
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next year they're gonna make a black man frown just to overcompensate
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 13:29 |
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and by that I mean they're gonna shut down beats and fire dre
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 13:29 |
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Vintersorg posted:is that person mentally ill? s/he stormed out of the demo when the guy suggested asking for something that regular people like (james bond movies), so i assume so
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 15:57 |
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"needs more cats" exclaims millenial-pandering clickbait-journalist with a finger on the pulse of internet trends
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 15:58 |
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"I am surrounded by men at this gadget announcement" exclaims individual looking for retweets
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 16:01 |
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pram posted:please dont leak the specs for the apple pencil 2 tim: thanks for coming out to see our iPad Pro Air 2 announcement guys, as you can tell this is the biggest ipad ever with its beauitful 16 inch display and optional magentic case with built in table legs.... *crowd applause is tepid* tim: ....but....there's one more thing... *crowd rises to deafening thunder* tim: "you remember the feeling of being in school as a child...we all do...and you've just finished writing a paper and you see that you forgot to put the I before the E? *crowd applause dies down a little, one guy yells WOO really loud* tim: yeah, that guy has it right *crowd laughs nervously* tim: well, we at apple know that soemtimes mistakes are made, and we want to help you fix them. remember the big eraser you used when your pencil wore down? tim shuffles around in his pocket and pulls out a white plastic rhombus *crowd gasps* tim: this little thing, can do so much. apply extra pressure to remove more off the screen, it even bounces when you throw it hard at the ground, but heh heh, don't try it at home! *a tomato is hurled at the stage*
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 17:42 |
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http://www.theonion.com/article/apple-unveils-panicked-man-with-no-ideas-33814
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 14:07 |
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power botton posted:i managed to do this happen same
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 16:34 |
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 18:49 |
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Mulva posted:I went with the Spigen the spergen
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 19:04 |
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power botton posted:heres a quick shop in case you don't see it UP YU VEGINA lmao
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 17:47 |
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I like reach ability and use it sometimes
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 20:28 |
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installing el captain freed up 30gb of storage on my retina macbook pro thanks apple thapple
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 12:39 |
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THC posted:get an SSD I know the guy is a bad poster but wishing a disease on him is mean
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 02:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:11 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:it's been happening to me a lot too do you use a custom keyboard?
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 13:39 |