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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
is this a thread about Tim cook?

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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

a guy in my office wears one but he's chinese as hell so it might be a knockoff

but either way it looks like way more breakable version of the dick tracy watch and he clonks it onto his desk all the time

nice casual racism, jew

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

triple sulk posted:

the exercise part of the watch is entirely useless if you don't walk or run a lot. the stand detection doesn't loving work correctly either because i've stood for 20 minutes or so while cooking and it alerts 10 minutes before the new hour. you need to actively swing your arms around for the thing to actually understand you're standing.

you don't wave your arms around every time you get up?

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
:salt:
:dong:

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
I like ads because they show me things I might want to buy

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

PleasureKevin posted:

apple invents way to put your butt hole on a necklace, penetrate it with fancy pen



better check my sphinctometer

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

maniacdevnull posted:

lol

"Just buy a second ipad, families!"

What a tremendous gently caress you to the average consumer

don't touch the dad pad

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
we have two iPads mini at our place, will probably buy a full size come October. ipads are good for couch surfing and toilet tabbing

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
:bsdsnype:

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
iOS 9 is pretty good

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
apples new phone will be a huge 6S

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Triglav posted:

phone to phone payments sound like a good way to get less money than you thought

i've never seen anyone actually use venmo. i once read an article about college kids using it to buy drugs, though

college kids are loving retarded who knew

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
id be cool if it was slightly thicker and had a bigger battery to fill the extra space. "oh, hey one more thing: 25 hours lte browsing battery life - it'll last three days on a charge"

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
don't give money to your friends problem solved

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
just wear your clothes in the shower and kill two birds with one stone

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
my verizon fiosbox gives me ads when i try to change the channel sometimes but they take forever to load and sometimes crash so you hit guide button and then it says 'loading reccomendations for you' and then becomes unresponsive for like 2 minutes until it times out and says 'sorry we couldnt load this ad right now' and goes to some settings panel instead of letting me just change the loving channel. but it preserves all the button clicks you make while waiting for the ad to load so after it crashes, the guide loads, exits, loads, exits 50 times in a row

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Smythe posted:

me and my downstairs neighbor share 1 antenna an hd homerun. also we share dinners, bbqs, drinks, art, and parties.

that's cool that you've got a good relationship with your parents

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
:bsdsnype:

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
snype

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
the only time its only okay to be successful and popular is if youre the child of poor immigrants

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
four hard presses on 0

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

ZShakespeare posted:

idk how having hard touches on ur lock screen is more secure than a fingerprint m8

the m8 doesn't have a fingerprint scanner

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

echinopsis posted:

sound minimal (ly useful)

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
the battery saver thing is cool but it makes the phone laggy like an android

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Triglav posted:

if i turn low power mode on will i go from charging every three days to every four or five days

no


you will go from having no life to still having no life with no appreciable difference

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
next year they're gonna make a black man frown just to overcompensate

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
and by that I mean they're gonna shut down beats and fire dre

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Vintersorg posted:

is that person mentally ill?

s/he stormed out of the demo when the guy suggested asking for something that regular people like (james bond movies), so i assume so

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
"needs more cats" exclaims millenial-pandering clickbait-journalist with a finger on the pulse of internet trends

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
"I am surrounded by men at this gadget announcement" exclaims individual looking for retweets

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

pram posted:

please dont leak the specs for the apple pencil 2

tim: thanks for coming out to see our iPad Pro Air 2 announcement guys, as you can tell this is the biggest ipad ever with its beauitful 16 inch display and optional magentic case with built in table legs....

*crowd applause is tepid*

tim: ....but....there's one more thing...

*crowd rises to deafening thunder*

tim: "you remember the feeling of being in school as a child...we all do...and you've just finished writing a paper and you see that you forgot to put the I before the E?

*crowd applause dies down a little, one guy yells WOO really loud*

tim: yeah, that guy has it right *crowd laughs nervously*

tim: well, we at apple know that soemtimes mistakes are made, and we want to help you fix them. remember the big eraser you used when your pencil wore down?

tim shuffles around in his pocket and pulls out a white plastic rhombus

*crowd gasps*

tim: this little thing, can do so much. apply extra pressure to remove more off the screen, it even bounces when you throw it hard at the ground, but heh heh, don't try it at home!

*a tomato is hurled at the stage*

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
http://www.theonion.com/article/apple-unveils-panicked-man-with-no-ideas-33814

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

power botton posted:

i managed to do this happen

same

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
:bsdsnype:

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Mulva posted:

I went with the Spigen



the spergen

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


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power botton posted:

heres a quick shop in case you don't see it


UP YU VEGINA lmao

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


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I like reach ability and use it sometimes

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
installing el captain freed up 30gb of storage on my retina macbook pro

thanks apple

thapple

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


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THC posted:

get an SSD

I know the guy is a bad poster but wishing a disease on him is mean

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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


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Jenny Agutter posted:

it's been happening to me a lot too

do you use a custom keyboard?

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