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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:19

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

poisonpill posted:

My Child Started a Thread on a Dead Forum.

For years, I imagined the first time my child would be old enough to start a thread. What parent doesn't? I thought of the way he'd carefully compose a topic, how he'd find articles and sources, and I even thought he'd put some effort into the OP. If you asked me, I'd deny it, but part of me even thought it could become a megathread. I know, I know, wishful thinking. But a proud parent can dream, right?

But then the big day came. BigBoss was always a strong individualist. And I supported him in his choices. I knew that what was right for me might not be right for him. So when he announced, "I'm going to start a HuffPo Headlines thread," I forced myself to smile. I knew better. I knew this would go badly. But I also needed him to learn it. I've read all the books. They say it's sometimes okay to let your child fail. I thought, "This is what parents do. Let him fail."

But then it all went wrong. BigBoss showed me his tentative post. It had two sample headlines. Both were good. Well above average when it comes to OPs. I was ready to see him post it. But he posted it on a dead forum. And one by one, I watched the other posters judge the OP. They judged BigBoss. And they made fun of it. I couldn't believe what I was seeing! They were being cruel! I reported them to the mods, but the mods didn't do anything. I took my grievances all the way to Lowtax, but received no reply.

Since then, I've been confining our family's OPs to safe spaces. Maybe one day, we can try a new OP in the larger internet. But not today. Not today.

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wow that thats a pretty good representation of huffpo. are you sure you don't work for huffpo

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 20:51

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Pththya-lyi posted:

Pixar Fails At Body Positivity in 'Inside, Out'

Oh wait that one's real

gently caress this gay earth
:suicide:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 21:29

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Uncle Enzo posted:

Placenta

Lets do more!!!!!!!!

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Lotus Birth: Does Not Cutting The Umbilical Cord Benefit Baby?

Pregnant Over 40: I Think I'm Going to Eat My Placenta

holy gently caress.

THEY ARE ALL REAL AND ONE HAS A RECIPE :stonk:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/search.php/?q=placenta&s_it=header_form_v1

gently caress this gay earth, kill all people

Xaris fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Jul 20, 2015

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 07:01

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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peanut posted:

Placenta is the only truly vegan meat But can the mother give consent, or does it belong to the child???

what the gently caress is huffpo mommybloggers obession with eating placenta, i thought it was a joke but no, they actually do it :stare:

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 16:32

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