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Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

Why I get looks of disgust when I say I don't want children
because I have ritualistically slaughtered every child I've had in the past.

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Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

The Hermit Crab Theory
A revolutionary new sociologist tells us why everyone needs to cater to your every whim because deep down you DO want contact but don't want to make an effort to get it.

Hemingway, Chandler, Cobain, now you?
Why being depressed means you're actually really really creative.

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

Dr Cheeto posted:

Why I Decided Not To Fart-Shame My Children
"Pull my finger," might seem like there kind of innocent prank your fun, loony uncle would pull, but what it represents is much darker...

The day my uncle took my nose
And why I forgave him 30 years later.

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