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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Thank you for visiting The Beach. Be the first to leave a review!

Wertjoe

DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE

HELLO I WENT TO THE BEACH AFTER YEARS OF WATCHINF BAYWATCH I EXPECTED THE LIFEGJARDS TO BE VERY BUSTY AND HOT BUT I WAS NOT PLEASED WITH THE FEMALES WHO PRESENTED THEMSELVES AS LIFE GUARDS. THIS IS NOT THE AMERICA I WAS RAISED IN.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 03:44

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:23

Wertjoe

Was walking on the beach and found a message in a bottle. Imagine my excitement as I smashed the bottle on a rock to see the amazing message contained with in. Maybe a love letter? A poem from some starving artist? My heart was racing with anticipation as I unrolled the note to unveil the message. "U GAY" it read...

...U GAY.

5/5

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 07:51

Wertjoe

Yes, hence the 5/5 rating I gave.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 07:54

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