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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Thank you for visiting The Beach. Be the first to leave a review!
 
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FreshCutFries

 i tried to join a game of volleyball but they would not let me play. i tried to explain that i was a fun person and had taken a volleyball class, but they would still not let me play. i then attempted to demonstrate both of these facts, but they would not watch my demonstrations.

2/5 this beach is mean.

* # ¿ Jul 17, 2015 01:39
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:15
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FreshCutFries

 this beach has an over abundance of male nipples. it has wonderful, clean sand. the water is clean and has just the right amount of choppiness. the atmosphere is fun. but its like....alright dude we get it...you have nipples. put a drat shirt on.

* # ¿ Jul 17, 2015 02:58
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FreshCutFries

 was the message accurate?

* # ¿ Jul 17, 2015 07:53
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FreshCutFries

 oh good...i was asking because i went to a beach and found a message that said MEET HOT SINGLES, and this means it must have been a prophecy :)

* # ¿ Jul 17, 2015 08:15
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alnilam posted:
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