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landy. posted:

Way too crowded. My treasure was found before i could even paint the x. 0/5

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treasure bear posted:

The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?

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City of Glompton posted:

Whatever you do, do NOT order the sandwich.

why do people never get hungry at the beach?

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because of all the sand which is there!!!!!

-my dad, about a million times every goddamn summer

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Let me just preface this review by saying that when I went to the beach, I was expecting a calm, relaxing, afternoon laying in the beautiful sand and reading. What I experienced tho, was the complete opposite. First of all, someone needs to clean this place up. There's sticks all over the place, you couldn't go anywhere without stumbling upon rotting plants even in the water (seriously, who keeps killing the plants here?), and get this, there's charcoal everywhere. Couldn't any one of the numerous people that work here have done some quick cleaning before the start of the day? I mean come on. And don't get me started on all of the noise. Children screaming (I mean come on, really? Children? At a place like the beach?), gulls screaming, and for some reason the waves were extra big and loud. Who really wants the waves to be that big and loud anyways? I mean, really. Overall a terrible experience, and I wont be coming back.

The one star is because my husband enjoyed splashing in the shallows.
1/5 Stars

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