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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Bernie sanders has his thread so lets have one for jeb bush.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
his brother was a fuckup but his dad acutally wasn't that bad

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
his father and brother were presidents
/thread

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Harald posted:

his brother was a fuckup but his dad acutally wasn't that bad

lol his dad killed JFK

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
:bernget:

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
Guess what the chicken symbolizes

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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MrBims posted:

Guess what the chicken symbolizes

a cock

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

So this thread is about how JEB! is a worse candidate than Bernie?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Harald posted:

his brother was a fuckup but his dad acutally wasn't that bad

The only people who say this were small children during his presidency. Dude was a joke, and the only reason he's remembered as "not half-bad" is because he only got one term to gently caress things up with.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VikingSkull posted:

lol his dad killed JFK

today hw broke his neck in kennebunkport, so it looks like the kennedy's are going to get the last laugh

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp
Bush 41 was a legitimate war hero though, so he at least deserves props for that.

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
I like HW Bush for being in that Simpsons episode

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

This painting is great I like to imagine Lincoln is just aghast at what his party became.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

Bush 41 was a legitimate war hero though, so he at least deserves props for that.

he killed japs then he went and puked all over their buffet

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
He willingly calls himself Jeb over John, not sure if that's good or bad myself.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
HW hosed up immensely when he didn't topple Saddam after we massacred the retreating Iraqi Army on the highway outta Kuwait

one of the biggest foreign policy blunders of the last 50 years

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VikingSkull posted:

HW hosed up immensely when he didn't topple Saddam after we massacred the retreating Iraqi Army on the highway outta Kuwait

one of the biggest foreign policy blunders of the last 50 years

yeah look how good toppling saddam worked out

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Harald posted:

yeah look how good toppling saddam worked out

the difference being it was a way more legit war with waaaaaaaay more world support

HW let him stand with a vague promise to support a rebellion, which led to a brutal crackdown, which led to the no-fly zones and more restrictive sanctions that turned hatred away from Saddam and towards the US

e- oh yeah and it led to the half baked assassination plot against HW that made Dubya fixate on finishing what his daddy started

Seizure Meat has issued a correction as of 01:12 on Jul 17, 2015

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Harald posted:

his brother was a fuckup but his dad acutally wasn't that bad

it was cool when his dad barfed in the japanese prime minister's living room

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Bombing those retreating forces was a bad call and really sunk international opinion of the war.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you don't win re-election as an incumbent president you are a colossal gently caress up

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VikingSkull posted:

the difference being it was a way more legit war with waaaaaaaay more world support

HW let him stand with a vague promise to support a rebellion, which led to a brutal crackdown, which led to the no-fly zones and more restrictive sanctions that turned hatred away from Saddam and towards the US

e- oh yeah and it led to the half baked assassination plot against HW that made Dubya fixate on finishing what his daddy started
how much world support we had isn't the issue. the issue is/was creating a wider sectarian conflict in the middle east, which even dick loving cheney foresaw in 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YENbElb5-xY

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
well, luckily iraq is at peace now, so there's no way jeb would feel the need to do something crazy like invading it

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Harald posted:

how much world support we had isn't the issue. the issue is/was creating a wider sectarian conflict in the middle east, which even dick loving cheney foresaw in 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YENbElb5-xY

yeah this is post the whole "slaughter anything that moves" part of the war that I point out was the gently caress up

e- also the sectarian violence thing is a result of artificial borders and it's gonna happen across that whole area sooner or later anyway, just like Yugoslavia

A Baroque Turd
Jul 10, 2015

is there really someone named negroponte

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Harald posted:

how much world support we had isn't the issue. the issue is/was creating a wider sectarian conflict in the middle east, which even dick loving cheney foresaw in 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YENbElb5-xY

lmao how have i never seen that before. holy poo poo that is amazing

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol jeb literally got scammed by nigerians in a water pump deal

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5iACzPvf1o

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

seconds before Roosevelt grabs Nixon by the throat and bites off his nose

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp

At least the likes of condi, rove, Powell, Rumsfeld, Cheney ect. are gone.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Harald posted:

Bernie sanders has his thread so lets have one for jeb bush.

Yay for Yeb!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
can you explain why it's Jeb! and not Jeb

or better yet Jeb⸮

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lastgirl posted:

can you explain why it's Jeb! and not Jeb

or better yet Jeb⸮

his wife is hispanic

:smuggo:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Jeb will win, hes a nice guy with his head on straight.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

LeoMarr posted:

Jeb will win, hes a nice guy with his head on straight.

Straight being the operative word :gay:

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Lastgirl posted:

can you explain why it's Jeb! and not Jeb

or better yet Jeb⸮

Actually it's JEB!, with capslock and an exclamation mark. It's short for John Ellis Bush. A grown man named JEB! is running for President of the United States.

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Whiskey Sours posted:

Actually it's JEB!, with capslock and an exclamation mark. It's short for John Ellis Bush. A grown man named JEB! is running for President of the United States.

A little known fact about JEB!!!!!!!!!!!! is he's actually 2 children and a dog in a grown man costume.

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