ITT we are republican presidential candidates in the primary debates

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Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Freedom, 9/11, and a right to bear firearms. Thank you.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:26

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 16:57

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

*Accidentally reads all caps portion of notes out loud*

"Don't say friend of the family!"

# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:31

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

"We should bomb Iran!"

"We should Bomb Iran harder!"

"We should nuke Iran to keep them from getting nukes!"

We're invading Iraq again!

# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:58

MrBims: Sep 25, 2007; by Ralp

fade5 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:08

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

liberals are the REAL bigots

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:10

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

I love death and suffering of the lower classes

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:13

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

those liberals want to destroy the america we love and know to exploit

by providing education, free healthcare, better infrastructure. Do you really want a more bountiful, unexploited America?!

You want jobs? I'll got to China and hem haw about getting it back for you, maybe. If you pay me.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:16

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

"If we don't sacrifice thousands of troops over THERE, the war will come kill maybe five or six every three or four years OVER HERE, and that's just bad foreign policy."

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:53

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

*seethes with near-visible contempt at having to share the stage with the rest of these clowns.*

# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:05

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

"Ooops!"

*dons glasses*

# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:32

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

rear end cobra posted:

"Clearly what the governor was really trying to communicate with this remark, which might I add was taken out of context by the mainstream media, is how deeply and sincerely he believes that nobody should ever say the N-word. Including and especially those hip-hop artists on the VH1, you know the ones I mean, because when you think about it aren't they the ones really giving black people a bad name?" -- a guy on Fox News the next day

# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:51

Dr. Arbitrary: Mar 15, 2006; Bleak Gremlin

*Checks notes written in sharpie on palm of hand*

"Energy!"

# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:51

Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

"Cops is our friends"

# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:11

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

"Let me tell you the three things I want to cut - Entitlements, social services, and uh, uh, I can't quite think up the last one, uh"

Probably Magic has issued a correction as of 00:30 on Jul 18, 2015

# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:15

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

unlike my opponent, i have the support of hard-working white americans

# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:22

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

oh wait that was hillary

# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:22

Meatbag Esq.: May 3, 2006; Hmm which internet meme should go here again?

It's ok cause she's also a republican candidate.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:11

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

it is time to move the country past the disastrous obama administration, which began on january 20, 2001

# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:25

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

If we don't give the job creators more tax cuts, then they will take their job-creating machines and leave.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:32

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

"Ronald Reagan"

# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:33

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i am pro-life and i believe planned parenthood are nazis!

# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:33

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

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# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:36

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

*pulls out dog whistle*

*blows into it as hard as possible*

*warps to world 3*

# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:16

Kylra: Dec 1, 2006; Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

BUG JUG posted:

# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:19

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

*is terrible*

*somehow elected anyway*

# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:42

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

lol if you think Christie is making the debate

# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:43

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Chokes McGee posted:

While the best example, he's hardly the only one it fits.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:46

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Ironic when you think about it

# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:48

DakkaUT: Sep 27, 2004

BUG JUG posted:

Fixed.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 01:00

maker: Jun 1, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

BENGHAZI 9/11 MY CHRISTIAN FAITH TERRORISM THUGS

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TROOPS

# ? Jul 18, 2015 03:08

GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

loquacius posted:

I think he meant to say bleh people

# ? Jul 18, 2015 03:08

Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

the thing they said about me the last time i ran, but this time i'm saying it about the other person

# ? Jul 18, 2015 04:20

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

"VAccines are poison, my friends. I know that because Google. I don't read books. All blacks should be required to get drug-tested in utero, and every six months until they die. Also, God spoke to me personally."

# ? Jul 18, 2015 05:12

Pulp Can Move: Oct 4, 2012

"Aw, shucky ducky!" - Ben Carson

# ? Jul 18, 2015 06:02

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

I'm a thousand times richer than any of these clowns on stage with me - Donald Trump

# ? Jul 18, 2015 07:01

Meatbag Esq.: May 3, 2006; Hmm which internet meme should go here again?

I am not a scientist, which is why I am qualified to discount the consensus of nearly 100% of climate scientists and never pass a law that might affect how much businesses pollute because free market. Also, passing gun laws won't stop criminals, much in the same way that smoking laws don't reduce smoking. Further, we need to cut a few million dollars a year on this welfare program because we need to tighten our purse strings and reduce the debt, but the billions of dollars a small tax increase on the wealthy will bring in is just a drop in the bucket and won't do enough to address long term spending.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 07:19

Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

I did not do this just to scam money out of the American populace. Please buy my book.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 09:25

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo

*sings*

# ? Jul 18, 2015 15:16

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

10 different attempts to put as much emphasis on "GOD" as possible when ending a statement with "God bless the USA"

# ? Jul 18, 2015 16:35

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Donate to my campaign in bitcoin

# ? Jul 18, 2015 16:38

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