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"As Governor, I oversaw unprecedented growth in my home state" - someone who left office before the housing bubble collapsed
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Grey Fox posted:10 different attempts to put as much emphasis on "GOD" as possible when ending a statement with "God bless the USA" No one will ever beat Hannity's "America is the greatest and best country God has ever given this Earth."
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We need to keep drones away from American mailboxes and put them back to work killing browns like God intended
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I'm literally Michael Douglas' character from Falling Down
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spacemang_spliff posted:I'm literally Michael Douglas' character from Falling Down Would unironically vote for D-Fense at this point
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Jul 19, 2015 01:43
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"God Bless the Enclave! God Bless America!"
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*rapes kids; claims God is still on his side*
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Something Else posted:the thing they said about me the last time i ran, but this time i'm saying it about the other person
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Let me tell you folks, I as a former governor had put up a district judge who is a good close friend of mine to combat same-sex marriage in the great state of Texas because that is immoral and wrong but it was out of my hands, and I tried half-hardheartedly to fight for your safety against the sins and evils of gay marriage. I predicted it and I tried to prevent it, so I should be commended for that imo.
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Family values. [crowd erupts into thunderous self-masturbatory cheers]
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I did not hug Barrack Obama. That guy did *points*
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"I have a great relationship with the black community, as evidenced by my knowledge of their culture." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4
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MrBims posted:I did not hug Barrack Obama. I have seen photos and video footage of my esteemed opponent smiling while standing in the same room as Barack Obama. Obama (*dramatic pause*) was also smiling. What were you and your good-time buddy smiling about, Congressman? What were you having a grand ol' larf about with Barack Hussein Obama? Was it socialism?
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rear end cobra posted:*Accidentally reads all caps portion of notes out loud* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgrhJSAaYIc
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Harald posted:"Ronald Reagan" GOD EMPEROR RONALD
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BUG JUG posted:*pulls out dog whistle*
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bad santa
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human being friend of the family. 9/11 Benghazi bomb Iran. Israel our troops, Mexicans.
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*Double checks to make sure the rent boy he's been renting is safely sedated in another country* Traditional marriage is the only thing that can save America, my friends...
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*Rapes little sisters* Gays are dangerous to children!!!!
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Astrofig posted:*Rapes little sisters* Someone get this man some tax revenue.
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*dumps $15 million of PAC money at Sean Hannity's feet so I don't get placed next to Donald Trump on stage*
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I want to put Americans back to work, and to do that I'm proud to say that I will chemically castrate all AFL-CIO members and support a constitutional amendment to ban workers congregating in groups of two or more.
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Harald posted:"Let the states decide" "I'm Donald Trump - billionaire - I own a mansion and a yacht."
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Sir, if you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and my straw reaches across the room, I'll end up drinking your milkshake.
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i drink it up!
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Top City Homo posted:i drink it up! this is the Republican imitation thread not the election night game day, hth
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I-I-I I'm not q-quite sure about that. Define "Gay".
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This reminds me of a time I was texting with my grandson, and he sent me this: 'Gran-dad, I hate the estate tax,' with the anxious-sweating smiley. Well all I have to say is Brandon? I COULDN'T. AGREE. MORE!!!!!
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*is donald trump* *trumps out*
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Have you ever considered whether the poster above me is secretly a liberal in disguise? Because he definitely seems like a secret liberal to me.
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Chokes McGee posted:this is the Republican imitation thread not the election night game day, hth Drainaaage!
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furthermore carthage must be destroyed
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Islamic terrorists such as the one that soundly trounced our nominee last time are the real threat
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IRANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Barack "HOUSSAIN" Obama.
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brave nazi aviator posted:furthermore carthage must be destroyed Magna Cicero praedicavit, "et post Nigros Mexicanorum."
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