*50 years ago* an industrialist looks with a grim smile to the happy children playing a federal park and grimaces further it is time these moochers paid for the air they breathe he purchases a bunch of factories and ignores EPA regulations soon soon *50 years from now when the earth is on the brink of ecological disaster^ republican puppet: i propose that we set up giant gasometers and charge people per breath these moochers have been stealing our air for too long! *wild applause*