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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

rear end cobra posted:

*Accidentally reads all caps portion of notes out loud*

"Don't say friend of the family!"

"Clearly what the governor was really trying to communicate with this remark, which might I add was taken out of context by the mainstream media, is how deeply and sincerely he believes that nobody should ever say the N-word. Including and especially those hip-hop artists on the VH1, you know the ones I mean, because when you think about it aren't they the ones really giving black people a bad name?" -- a guy on Fox News the next day

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

MrBims posted:

I did not hug Barrack Obama.


That guy did *points*

I have seen photos and video footage of my esteemed opponent smiling while standing in the same room as Barack Obama. Obama (*dramatic pause*) was also smiling. What were you and your good-time buddy smiling about, Congressman? What were you having a grand ol' larf about with Barack Hussein Obama? Was it socialism?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Lord of Pie posted:

middleclass delenda est

...is what the Democrats say, as they plot to destroy the middle class through mass unemployment with their socialism and *checks buzzword list* crony capitalism! That is a kind of capitalism that is completely different from the kind I love with all my heart. It's bad capitalism. For Marxist reasons, also sharia.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Now, some people here might question how the Democrats' plan to use increased taxes on the 1% to fund health and education programs could possibly be a secret conspiracy between Big Government and Big Business to eliminate the middle class and take advantage of everyday Joes like you and me. They might say that theory doesn't make any sense and is pure jargon meant to reinforce your current ideas without having any basis in fact. *boos from audience* That's what I said! Sounds like those people might want to just move to Greece, huh? *cheers from audience*

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

If my conservative principles require it of me, I will tell a 6-year-old girl, in front of the entire nation, that her loving father deserves to be deported and never see her again because he qualifies as a criminal simply by being in this country. I will stand there and smile for the cameras as that little girl bawls her adorable eyes out on national television before a cheering crowd. That is what being a leader means to me.

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