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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
"Well that is a good question, and I'm glad you asked it, because-"*immediately pivots to own talking point which strongly implies a minority of some kind is genetically predisposed to criminality, and should be sterilized as such*

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
*seethes with near-visible contempt at having to share the stage with the rest of these clowns.*

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Chokes McGee posted:

lol if you think Christie is making the debate

While the best example, he's hardly the only one it fits.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
And so I say, "yes!" Yes, let them all die!
*thunderous applause*

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

MrBims posted:

I'd like to take a moment to recognize - in the clear absence of my senate colleague Democrat Bernie Sanders's understanding or investment in this issue - that black lives do, in fact, matter. -Ted Cruz

While my esteemed colleague was more than willing to affirm that "black" lives matter, I can't help but recognize a particular people he didn't bother to acknowledge. A people who carry the heaviest burden in our modern, entitlement-minded society, and whom the federal bureaucracy continues to attack with crushing taxes at every turn. Yes, I think it is time that we all rise up and with one voice proclaim that which we all know to be true: white lives matter!."
*crowd erupts in applause, spontaneous declarations of the 14 words*

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
And so I stand here now, my fellow Americans, as the only candidate with the guts to say what you all know to be true: we must nuke Iran before they nuke us!

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

StandardVC10 posted:

*Produces rifle from behind podium, fires it into the air*

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