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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > ITT we are republican presidential candidates in the primary debates
 
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Dec 27, 2004

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i, for one, love to guzzle Koch jizz

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Dec 27, 2004

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in fact i daresay i could guzzle more Koch jizz per minute than any of my respectable colleagues on this stage tonight

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Dec 27, 2004

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a stirring impromptu rendition of the digimon theme

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I'd run this country like I ran my-- wait, the White House has a break room right? With snacks and all? Okay yeah, I'd run this country like I ran my company.

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Dec 27, 2004

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"Cops is our friends"

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the thing they said about me the last time i ran, but this time i'm saying it about the other person

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I did not do this just to scam money out of the American populace. Please buy my book.

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This reminds me of a time I was texting with my grandson, and he sent me this: 'Gran-dad, I hate the estate tax,' with the anxious-sweating smiley. Well all I have to say is Brandon? I COULDN'T. AGREE. MORE!!!!!

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Dec 27, 2004

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Regardless of anything I say, we're all just glad that Obummer's out of the White House right? *thunderous apples*

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I say, I say get liquored up and take her to the peach tree dance!

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In my America, every natural-born citizen get a good ol made-in-the-USA shovel. THAT'S IT. No taxes, no social security, no roads or bridges. JUST THE SHOVEL.

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...cool space laser-- sorry, Lindsey - where did you get that tie? It's breathtaking."
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