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egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.





Trump!

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

His hair is going the wrong way

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Wouldn't it be great if one of the candidates made fun of all the other candidates with impressions?

NotJesus
Jan 17, 2007

egon_beeblebrox posted:

Trump is obviously Sitwell
OK so who's Franklin then in that analogy?

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008



Whatever happened to Herman Cain anyway?

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Jeb = Gob
Dubya = Buster
I dunno about any of the other siblings.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Sebadoh Gigante posted:


Whatever happened to Herman Cain anyway?

drowned under a rising tide of sexual harassment allegations

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Sebadoh Gigante posted:



Whatever happened to Herman Cain anyway?

Cashed out, as he always intended.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
DONALD
LOVE
RALLY

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Remember when we all thought W. was the stupid one? Yikes.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Remember when we all thought W. was the stupid one? Yikes.

Good times.

I said it in the general primary thread, but it turns out that W was a smart guy and a good actor playing a dumb hick. Presumably his performance was so good because he had JEB to model his performance on...

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




I'm seeing double

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Oh my god I'm feeling lightheaded, I seriously almost passed out

Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007
Thread delivers, paging Mark Halperin. I can't even out snark what has been accomplished sofar.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Gob lol

also 5'd.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

"I don't care much for GOB JEB!"

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
JEB! is my 3rd least favorite Bush.

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo

Deep Hurting posted:

"I don't care much for GOB JEB!"

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Both of their fathers may have committed light treason.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Tricky D posted:

Both of their fathers may have committed light treason.

The evidence is building that they are one and the same.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005
No, you don't understand, it'll be just fine

They can't try a father and son for the same war crime...!

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Pyroxene Stigma posted:

No, you don't understand, it'll be just fine

They can't try a father and son for the same war crime...!

I mean, that one may be right, given how the Bushes are doing.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006


Taste the happy, George! Taste it!

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
So are George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush like, cousins or something? Similar to the kings and queens of old?

I mean it seems like their male children might be MRM.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Why does everyone think GWB is an idiot? He was an amazingly effective politician who managed to win two presidential elections. The fact that the things that he very successfully accomplished were horrific for the country in general doesn't mean that he was an idiot; America would be much better off if he had actually been an idiot, as he wouldn't have been able to do as many bad things so effectively.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

It's mainly his simple demeanor, gaffes like MISSION ACCOMPLISHED and almost choking to death on a loving pretzel, and the popular public perception that Dick Cheney was actually in charge and pulling the strings from the shadows. Although a lot of his political accomplishments can be credited to Daddy Bush's Men like Karl Rove, he is definitely a lot more competent than people think, you're right.

Chillgamesh has issued a correction as of 22:04 on Sep 11, 2015

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
he might not be an idiot but he's frighteningly deluded

quote:

“Jacques,” he said, “You and I share a common faith. You’re Roman Catholic, I’m Methodist, but we are both Christians committed to the teachings of the Bible. We share one common Lord”
Chirac said nothing. He didn’t know where Bush was going with this.
“Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East,” Bush said. ‘’Biblical prophecies are being fulfilled.”
Gog and Magog? What was that?, thought Chirac.
“This confrontation,” Bush said, “is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a new age begins.”

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Abner Cadaver II posted:

he might not be an idiot but he's frighteningly deluded

I highly doubt he actually believed that.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

PT6A posted:

I highly doubt he actually believed that.

if he didn't and is not an idiot why did he drop it on Chirac thinking it might convince him?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Abner Cadaver II posted:

if he didn't and is not an idiot why did he drop it on Chirac thinking it might convince him?

I don't know. Perhaps he didn't realize that Catholics in other parts of the world don't follow what we might call the "Santorum/Jindal model."

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Jeb's Program: Y/N?
?
:ins:

Reaganball Z
Jun 21, 2007
Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free
I can't believe that none of the establishment candidates have figured out that this campaign isn't debate class, it's a schoolyard yelling match. Even friggin' Jindal's realized it.

frankenfreak posted:

Jeb's Program: Y/N?
?
:ins:

y

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

POTUS
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Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

JEB! Bush posted:

So we got two scenarios. It’s either two votes against T-Hound, one vote against Carson, one against me, with that vote being my own. Or if it’s two votes against me, then clearly T-Hound is being nasty, that triggers a recount, and then it’s a T-Hound blitz. We all vote against T-Hound, he’s gone.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Oh that's good.

Michael: he's the smart one.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

It denotes excitement.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Nonsense posted:

It denotes excitement.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Bobby Digital posted:

POTUS
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Much better than what I had in mind.

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