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day 1. beginning of the mass incarceration of hispanic americans in the yoogest, most luxurious death camps since auschwitz under the direction of the newly appointed Czar of Mexicans Joe Arpaio. it is said that the human ashes falling on nearby Phoenix are flecked with gold dust.
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day2. america declares bankruptcy, leaves rest of world holding the bag.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:28
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day 3. "totally not america" files as a llc with no debt whatsoever
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Jul 17, 2015 02:29
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4. all macy's in america are shuttered by the new FBI director Ivanka Trump, accused of being a front for ISIS
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Jul 17, 2015 02:34
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day 5. Trump calls Forbes claiming personal net worth of $225 trillion.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:35
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day 6: new line of presidential steaks released
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Jul 17, 2015 02:37
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day 7. all us troops get new uniforms designed by ivanka trump
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Jul 17, 2015 02:39
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day 8: issues executive order finally allowing the trump hotel in vegas to operate a casino
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Jul 17, 2015 02:40
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day 9: declares bankruptcy (again)
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Jul 17, 2015 02:42
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Day 10. The red, white, and blue of Old Glory are replaced with silver, gold, and oak paneling.
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day 11: Vice President Omarosa re-titled to 'Apprentice President'
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day 12: the United States of America is officially acquired by the Trump Organization for $1
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Jul 17, 2015 02:43
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Day 12: Obamas birth certificate declared a fake by presidental decree. Obama is deported to Kenya which is then nuked thoroughly.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:44
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day 13: entire supreme court barred from coming into work, their only explanation a nationwide TV broadcast of Prez Trump saying, "y'fired."
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Jul 17, 2015 02:45
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day 14 blue room redecorated: painted gold, paintings replaced with framed playboy foldouts, roulette wheel installed
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Jul 17, 2015 02:45
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Day 15: Big-rear end "TRUMP" sign finally arrives for the Washington Memorial. Donald still pissed it wasn't installed Inauguration Day.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:46
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Something Else posted:day 11: Vice President Omarosa re-titled to 'Apprentice President' day 16: Omarosa and Gary Busey each get half of the cabinet, first one to build the yoogiest classist border wall wins
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Jul 17, 2015 02:48
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day 17: trump's hair gains sentience and begins spewing racial slurs, no one notices.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:49
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day 18: first IQ tests administered under the HATERS Act (Helping America Through Educational Realignment of Socialists Act)
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Jul 17, 2015 02:52
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day 19: president trump announces an immediate nuclear strike on mexico city for their failure to pay for the proposed luxurious border fence, declaring "Mexico, You're Fired™" on national TV.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:52
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day 20: just spends all day in Fort Knox, jacking it
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Jul 17, 2015 02:54
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day 21: tragedy strikes team Busey as Penn Gillette is stabbed to death by a immigration coyote he was attempting to make vanish
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Jul 17, 2015 02:54
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day 22: bill maher's birther movement gains renewed media attention as a DNA test suggests Trumps mom hosed a donkey
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Jul 17, 2015 02:55
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Day 23: One World Trade Center renamed Trump Tower Two by executive order, painted gold
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Jul 17, 2015 02:56
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spacemang_spliff posted:day 22: bill maher's birther movement gains renewed media attention as a DNA test suggests Trumps mom hosed a donkey day 24: Bill Maher disappears after it is discovered by the TBI (the Trump Bureau of Investigation) that his father was actually a secret Mexican
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Jul 17, 2015 02:57
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Day 25: Greece is purchased wholesale, renamed Trumpantine, turned into worlds largest golf course
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Jul 17, 2015 03:00
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Day 26, the US capitol is relocated to Paradise, Nevada, careful not to enter Las Vegas to avoid taxes. The buildings and monuments are moved by an armada of overly expensive helicopters.
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Jul 17, 2015 03:01
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Day 27: Trump announces low-budget $1 redesign of White House website which features no text, only a picture of the beaming face of President Trump. The site crashes under the weight of Americans checking it out in disbelief.
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Jul 17, 2015 03:02
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day 28: NBCUniversal is broken up
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Jul 17, 2015 03:05
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day 29: July 4th celebrations are to be replaced by the miss america pagent
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Jul 17, 2015 03:05
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day 30: A gilded Trump is added to Mt Rushmore
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Jul 17, 2015 03:06
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Day 31: The Trump Organization buys the naming rights to the White House for $1. The building is promptly renamed Trump House.
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Jul 17, 2015 03:07
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Day 32: All 14 of the Apprentices who herald the Trumpocalypse adorn the New Donald Bills.
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Jul 17, 2015 03:07
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Day 33: Nationally televised coordinated raid by Trumptm Extra Special Forces on Bernie Sanders' offices in Burlington and St. Johnsbury, VT find nothing but mysteriously abandoned rooms.
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Jul 17, 2015 03:08
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day 34: President Trump's first international controversy arises when he refers to German Chancellor Merkel as "Chancellor Merkin"
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Jul 17, 2015 03:08
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spacemang_spliff posted:day 30: A gilded Trump is added to Mt Rushmore day 35: Jefferson, Washington, Teddy and Lincoln's faces are remade into Donald Trump. Mt Rushmore is renamed Mt Trumpmore
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Jul 17, 2015 03:09
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day 36: Replaces every dollar of every denomination with his own nude portraits in different poses. The hundred dollar bill is commonly known as "Trumps rump"
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Jul 17, 2015 03:09
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day 37: pilot episode of the presidential edition of The Apprentice airs
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Jul 17, 2015 03:11
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day 38: loudspeakers are built throughout the country, announcing every hour on the hour Donald Trump's latest net worth
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day 39: Omarosa is declared winner of the wall contest despite her shady bookkeeping preventing 90% of its planned length from being constructed. Due to penn's death no one is fired this round
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