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Who will make it?
Bobby Jindal
Ben Carson
Chris Christie
Jeb Bush
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Lindsay Graham
Mike Huckabee
Herman Cain
Rand Paul
Ron Paul
Reince Preibus
Marco Rubio
Rick Santorum
John Bohener
Scott Walker
Hail Satan
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Donald Trump
RONALD REAGAN
Rick Perry
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George Pataki
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:toxx: Bobby Jindal will not make the cut for the August 6 GOP debate

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DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Bold prediction.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Mods please make the poll multiple choice

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
You failed to add Jim Gilmore to this poll so it is invalid.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
RONALD REAGAN

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Also please add one Jim Gilmore to the poll pls mods

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

rear end cobra posted:

Mods please make the poll multiple choice

This,.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I don't see John Kasich's name on there either.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Please dont vote for George Pataki unless you sincerely mean it

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rear end cobra posted:

Mods please make the poll multiple choice

It is sadly impossible.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Mods please add one "John Kasich" to the poll

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Ralp posted:

It is sadly impossible.

One vote per person (bring your ID) is the way our founders would have wanted it anyway

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

rear end cobra posted:

One vote per person (bring your ID) is the way our founders would have wanted it anyway

You also forgot, (be a white male property owner)

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rear end cobra posted:

One vote per person (bring your ID) is the way our founders would have wanted it anyway

I absolutely loathe Single Non-Transferable Vote. I was thinking of posting a thread here about voting methods (instant run-off etc) but it's effort. Perhaps someone else can? please?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Poll doesn't have Goku smdh

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Poll doesn't have Goku smdh

Uh, I just checked again and it says RONALD REAGAN right there, bro

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Harald posted:

RONALD REAGAN
The greatest living president of our time.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Let's see some toxxes people.

:toxx: probate me for a week if Rick Perry makes it to the debate.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
:toxx: If Donald Trump makes it to the primary I will donate a yooge and luxurious $100 to his campaign. You think 10 or 20 would do it? Don't be a chump. The Donald needs something to light his victory cigar, not wipe his rear end with.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

rear end cobra posted:

Let's see some toxxes people.

:toxx: probate me for a month if Chris Christie makes it to the debate.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Ralp posted:

I absolutely loathe Single Non-Transferable Vote. I was thinking of posting a thread here about voting methods (instant run-off etc) but it's effort. Perhaps someone else can? please?

Ok maybe but I'm going to half rear end it for real

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
Lindsey Graham is the nicest candidate, I like him. I've been thinking he should run for president ever since I noticed he was the only one who was polite to Elena Kagan at her Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
do a poll of voting methods. it will be like irony or something

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

:toxx: If Donald Trump makes it to the primary I will donate a yooge and luxurious $100 to his campaign. You think 10 or 20 would do it? Don't be a chump. The Donald needs something to light his victory cigar, not wipe his rear end with.

Lots of worthy charities out there that could use that $100 toxx pledge instead. :)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Vox Nihili posted:

Lots of worthy charities out there that could use that $100 toxx pledge instead. :)

Yeah, probably. But it's not as funny, plus I want to save toxxes like that for when they might happen.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gum posted:

do a poll of voting methods. it will be like irony or something

I would like to do several similar polls of voting methods, differing only in the voting method used. It would be cool and weird if say, Borda count won via Condorcet ranking but Condorcet won the Borda count :psyduck:

Forum polls only support plurality or approval voting though, oh well.

Spooky Forum Ghost
Mar 9, 2015
They just moved the debate to a better timeslot while also cutting it down to 60 minutes. Nice!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
It should be at least 3 hours imo

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/07/fox-news-changes-plans-for-gop-forum-210900.html

It's the non-popular kids forum that has been moved and shortened.

quote:

If the debate were held tomorrow, such criteria would likely see Rick Santorum, John Kasich, Bobby Jindal, Carly Fiorina, Lindsey Graham and George Pataki relegated to the 5 p.m. forum.

ATribeCalledKvetch
Nov 5, 2010

I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.
:toxx: Probate me for a year if George Pataki gets into the debate.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Gregoriev posted:

:toxx: Probate me for a year if George Pataki gets into the debate.

I don't think you kids understand what a Toxx is. You don't get to request a probate for a given period of time.

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chokes McGee posted:

:toxx: If Donald Trump makes it to the primary I will donate a yooge and luxurious $100 to his campaign. You think 10 or 20 would do it? Don't be a chump. The Donald needs something to light his victory cigar, not wipe his rear end with.

Don't be dumb give that money to bernie sanders

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

maker posted:

Don't be dumb give that money to bernie sanders

But why would I waste money on someone whose campaign will be over by then :smug:

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chokes McGee posted:

But why would I waste money on someone whose campaign will be over by then :smug:

If you want to talk waste. You're giving one hundred dollars to a billionaire :jerkbag:

maker has issued a correction as of 02:46 on Jul 23, 2015

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
I take exception at "RONALD REAGAN" and "HAIL SATAN" being two different poll options OP

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feral_Shofixti posted:

I don't think you kids understand what a Toxx is. You don't get to request a probate for a given period of time.

thank you

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Ralp posted:

thank you

Here is an example of a proper Toxx (JUST AN EXAMPLE I AM NOT ACTUALLY PROPOSING THIS OK)

"If Trump gets the GOP nomination, I will sing the Star Spangled Banner every day for a month, replacing all the articles with the word 'Trump'." Oooh say can you seeeeee, By Trump dawn's early liiiight......

And then if I did not post evidence of this happening every day, I would get banned.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The ideal toxx pledge is "If this specific, objective, and obviously verifiable condition occurs in the near future, I promise to simply post a banme thread instead of making moderators sort it out."

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Umm, last time around people made probation toxxes.

:goonsay:

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midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
We can't get those candidate toxx threads soon enough. Will :toxx: for republican like last time.

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