August 6 GOP debate triage

Who will make it?
	Bobby Jindal
	Ben Carson
	Chris Christie
	Jeb Bush
	Bill Clinton
	Hillary Clinton
	Lindsay Graham
	Mike Huckabee
	Herman Cain
	Rand Paul
	Ron Paul
	Reince Preibus
	Marco Rubio
	Rick Santorum
	John Bohener
	Scott Walker
	Hail Satan
	John McCain
	Richard Nixon
	Donald Trump
	RONALD REAGAN
	Rick Perry
	Ted Cruz
	Mitt Romney
	George Pataki
	John Kasich

Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

Ralp posted:

instead of making moderators sort it out."

No, I don't care for this part at all.

# ? Jul 24, 2015 00:03

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# ? May 4, 2024 19:43

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

where were you when Donald Trump saved America?

# ? Jul 24, 2015 02:03

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

if trump wins the presidency i promise that all my future posts will contain the scrambled phrase "donald trump is a great president". ralp can verify

# ? Jul 24, 2015 14:37

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Gum posted:

if trump wins the presidency i promise that all my future posts will contain the scrambled phrase "donald trump is a great president". ralp can verify

Ah the way trump handles criticism means we all will on fear of being shot

lmao at the idea of putting this man close to the red button

# ? Jul 24, 2015 21:02

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

Maybe mass executions during the Super Bowl Break

Just a thought

# ? Jul 24, 2015 21:08

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

rear end cobra posted:

Umm, last time around people made probation toxxes.

Now I'm imagining Ralp looking at a list of like 2,143 people to ban after election day and just going :ughh:

# ? Jul 24, 2015 22:18

Sir Mat of Dickie: Jul 19, 2012; "There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."

Chokes McGee posted:

Now I'm imagining Ralp looking at a list of like 2,143 people to ban after election day and just going .

President Trump wouldn't consider bailing out the forums, would he?

# ? Jul 25, 2015 18:31

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Chokes McGee posted:

Now I'm imagining Ralp looking at a list of like 2,143 people to ban after election day and just going .

its so worth it though

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3508392&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=29#post409355664

quote:

Passed out from drinking a couple of hours ago, just woke up and re-regged because of my Romney toxx. I still can't believe what happened.

I knew back in '08 this guy was a nightmare. His parents and mentors were communists. He murdered four Americans in Libya. He doesn't want us to be strong. I'm amazed people voted for him. They're living off him, living off the government with food stamps and welfare. I'm seriously thinking of moving to Costa Rica. Or Italy. If I'm going to be in a socialistic situation I may as well be by the Mediterranean.

# ? Jul 26, 2015 15:10

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Chokes McGee posted:

Now I'm imagining Ralp looking at a list of like 2,143 people to ban after election day and just going .

If you didn't read every single entry in the Leper's Colony when Joe went through the Mitt Romney toxx list in 2012, you really missed out.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:33

OniPanda: May 13, 2004; OH GOD BEAR

Captain_Maclaine posted:

If you didn't read every single entry in the Leper's Colony when Joe went through the Mitt Romney toxx list in 2012, you really missed out.

I missed out because I didn't read d&d then :smithfrog:

# ? Jul 30, 2015 09:55

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Only one week left until the most amazing fun and cool event of 2015.

Right now it looks like Trump, Walker, Bush, Rubio, Carson, Huckabee, Paul, Cruz, Kasich and Christie are the big boys, and the kids table will feature Perry, Jindal, Fiorina, Santorum and Pataki.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:02

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

rear end cobra posted:

Only one week left until the most amazing fun and cool event of 2015.

Right now it looks like Trump, Walker, Bush, Rubio, Carson, Huckabee, Paul, Cruz, Kasich and Christie are the big boys, and the kids table will feature Perry, Jindal, Fiorina, Santorum and Pataki.

Atm, the current contenders are a three way between Trump, Walker and Bush. I know Trump falls on the fringe and crazy side of the conservatives, but what about the other two?

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:14

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

Xelkelvos posted:

a three way between Trump, Walker and Bush

hot

# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:33

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

They can form the Lemon Party, but only if they invite former VP Cheney. You can't have a Lemon Party without old Dick!

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:34

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

At this point they might as well just have WWE intro's for all the candidates and make a show out of it. Trump is already using "I'm a Real American".

# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:26

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Xelkelvos posted:

Atm, the current contenders are a three way between Trump, Walker and Bush. I know Trump falls on the fringe and crazy side of the conservatives, but what about the other two?

Walker is extremely anti-labor and did everything as Governor of Wisconsin to castrate those unions and not only survived a recall election but was re-elected. The GOP loves those kind of Teflon Politicians and leftists like me are loving terrified of them.

Bush, I dunno, he seems like the least evil Republican and moderate on immigration issues but he could very well just turn crazy after getting elected.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:03

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

OniPanda posted:

I missed out because I didn't read d&d then

He started using quotes from one of Trotsky's speeches, and transitioned into bits from the John Galt speech from Atlas Shrugged (or possibly the other way round, I forget which was first). It was amazing.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:23

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

Justin Godscock posted:

Bush, I dunno, he seems like the least evil Republican and moderate on immigration issues but he could very well just turn crazy after getting elected.

Less evil than Kasich? He got Robert Reich's endorsement

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:36

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Justin Godscock posted:

Bush, I dunno, he seems like the least evil Republican and moderate on immigration issues but he could very well just turn crazy after getting elected.

But enough about Dubya...

# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:20

OniPanda: May 13, 2004; OH GOD BEAR

Justin Godscock posted:

Bush, I dunno, he seems like the least evil Republican and moderate on immigration issues but he could very well just turn crazy after getting elected.

Terri. Schiavo.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:26

ATribeCalledKvetch: Nov 5, 2010; I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

Less evil than Kasich? He got Robert Reich's endorsement

Robert Reich doesn't want it to be considered an endorsement (though he did say Kasich's the least lovely of the GOP candidates).

# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:30

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Where the three fall in how Conservative they are is also relevant to how the voters for other candidates might lean if they think a vote for their pick would be wasted

# ? Aug 1, 2015 05:08

Spooky Forum Ghost: Mar 9, 2015

After #VotersFirst tonight, I am very much looking forward to Thursday night!!!

# ? Aug 4, 2015 02:03

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Spooky Forum Ghost posted:

After #VotersFirst tonight, I am very much looking forward to Thursday night!!!

# ? Aug 4, 2015 02:40

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Justin Godscock posted:

Bush, I dunno, he seems like the least evil Republican and moderate on immigration issues but he could very well just turn crazy after getting elected.

You didn't see the thing, huh?

OniPanda posted:

Terri. Schiavo.

No not that horror, the other thing:

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:03

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

fade5 posted:

You see that name in the center, right below John Negroponte? That's former Deputy SecDef Paul Wolfowitz, the guy who started planning the invasion of Iraq on September 13, 2001.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:15

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

Lebron Paul 2012.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 04:35

OniPanda: May 13, 2004; OH GOD BEAR

Whiskey Sours posted:

You see that name in the center, right below John Negroponte? That's former Deputy SecDef Paul Wolfowitz, the guy who started planning the invasion of Iraq on September 13, 2001.

You're attributing some restraint to him. I'm 100% positive he started planning to invade Iraq and/or Iran in the 80s. But yes, there's a great many reasons that John Ellis Bush is not as benign as the aura he puts out.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 05:04

PrBacterio: Jul 19, 2000

Chokes McGee posted:

If Donald Trump makes it to the primary I will donate a yooge and luxurious $100 to his campaign. You think 10 or 20 would do it? Don't be a chump. The Donald needs something to light his victory cigar, not wipe his rear end with.

You know, this reminds me of something I've been wondering - are there actually people who donate to Trump's campaign? :psyduck:

# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:13

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

if Trump was a true G he wouldn't even accept campaign donations

# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:06

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

Xelkelvos posted:

three way between Trump, Walker and Bush.

lemon party

# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:54

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Ralp posted:

I absolutely loathe Single Non-Transferable Vote. I was thinking of posting a thread here about voting methods (instant run-off etc) but it's effort. Perhaps someone else can? please?

Ralp please do it I'm lazy too and I also don't know about it that much so it's a double whammie

# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:14

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Veskit posted:

Ralp please do it I'm lazy too and I also don't know about it that much so it's a double whammie

dct did it: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731962

# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:02

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Tonight we'll get the answer of who will get to go in the debate on Thursday.

This thread's prediction is: Donald Trump, RONALD REAGAN, Hail Satan, Richard Nixon, Hillary Clinton, George Pataki, Herman Cain, Ron Paul, John Kasich, with a tie for the last place between Bobby Jindal, Jeb Bush, Bill Clinton, Rand Paul and Reince Preibus, so I guess Jeb gets it.

We will see.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:13