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I'm looking forward to the kid's table debate tbqh Fiorina Perry Jindal Graham Santorum Pataki Gilmore
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Fox News's producers panic as they realize that Jim Gilmore died back in 2008, and that a ghost has been running in the primary this whole time. Reince Priebus shrugs and says there is no rule against a ghost campaigning for president, Ronald Reagan was dead for at least six years of his presidency.
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wait wait wait you mean there's actually a motherfucker that chose to have people call him "Reince"? I thought the Onion made him up
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Excelzior posted:wait wait wait His brothers are named Lather and Repeat
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Aug 5, 2015 01:49
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Oh, so it rhymes with 'prince'? I thought it was pronounced 'Reence' or something like that.
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Aug 5, 2015 02:55
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Anyone found a good drinking game where you pick your candidate and have a list of things for them and then a shared list? Having a few friends over (including an Indian grad student who hasn't been around for a GOP primary yet  ) and seemed like that would be a fun way to do it.
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Astrofig posted:Oh, so it rhymes with 'prince'? I thought it was pronounced 'Reence' or something like that. It rhymes with Pints. Reintsz Priebus (but with a soft/non-existent T sound).
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http://www.theonion.com/article/reince-priebus-forced-back-into-ancient-puzzle-box-29803
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quote:“Listen, he’s going to be treated like everybody else,” Baier said. “We’re going to treat every candidate the same. Everybody is going to know all the rules going in; there is going to be a sound at the end of their time — it won’t be a pleasant sound.”  http://www.mediaite.com/online/fox-debate-hosts-already-have-a-secret-plan-to-deal-with-donald-trump/
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Trump's chair is wired for this whenever someone says Trump 
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Aug 5, 2015 16:57
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Trump getting physically ejected from the debate would be the best thing that could ever happen to his campaign. They made themselves the 'anti-establishment' party and forgot to realize that they are the establishment. The electorate will eat it up and their corporate golems will wither and die Blood everywhere
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The real question is does James Murdock really care what anyone at Fox News wants. Maybe he just want's giant loving ratings and will let Trump burn this poo poo down.
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At some point during the debate, all the nominees will pull out knives and all stab him to death Julius Caesar style .
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:At some point during the debate, all the nominees will pull out knives and all stab him to death Julius Caesar style . Et tu Ted?
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Aug 5, 2015 17:27
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Cruzus
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:At some point during the debate, all the nominees will pull out knives and all stab him to death Julius Caesar style . dont have time to put in all the candidates right now but 
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Aug 5, 2015 17:52
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:dont have time to put in all the candidates right now but but...Please keep working on it!
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yeah im going to add the rest later today
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Aug 5, 2015 19:07
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Hey guys, I found the perfect thing to hold our Guacamole in for the Debate Party! http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bush-jeb-guacamole-bowl
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But does Jeb! put peas in his guacamole? I must know!
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:dont have time to put in all the candidates right now but 
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Chokes McGee posted:
Zas posted:probate me for a month if Chris Christie makes it to the debate. bad news guys... Alter Ego posted:I don't see John Kasich's name on there either. good call here. I'm still amazed he made it in when hardly anyone is quite sure who he is.
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If Donald Trump makes it to the primary I will donate a yooge and luxurious $100 to his campaign. You think 10 or 20 would do it? Don't be a chump. The Donald needs something to light his victory cigar, not wipe his rear end with.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:dont have time to put in all the candidates right now but Goddamn that is everything that I have ever wanted  Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Hey guys, I found the perfect thing to hold our Guacamole in for the Debate Party! I think that's about the only thing in Jeb!'s favor, appreciating a good guac.The overpriced hunk of poo poo bowl is still against him though.
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Aug 6, 2015 01:03
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:dont have time to put in all the candidates right now but I'm only gonna gripe about this because Cruz was voted most likely to receive 97 stab wounds if the lights went out for 5 minutes on the senate floor.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Hey guys, I found the perfect thing to hold our Guacamole in for the Debate Party! is this supposed to be a means of covering up campaign contributions by classing them as sales rather than donations? because if it's not I have no idea who'd pay jeb bush $75 for the same lovely bowl every scrub tier strip mall mexican joint puts their salsa in
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Dangit Ronpaul posted:is this supposed to be a means of covering up campaign contributions by classing them as sales rather than donations? It's "make a donation and we'll give you some crap that fell off a chinese assembly line" – which isn't a new concept, or exclusive to Jeb. E: it is bad though.
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OniPanda posted:I'm only gonna gripe about this because Cruz was voted most likely to receive 97 stab wounds if the lights went out for 5 minutes on the senate floor. Doesn't mean he wasn't next.
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Dangit Ronpaul posted:is this supposed to be a means of covering up campaign contributions by classing them as sales rather than donations? It's meant to make him look like he's down with Hispanics.  has a coozie to make her look like she's "chillin" enough for millennials. Chillin in Cedar Rapids.
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Brave New World posted:It's meant to make him look like he's down with Hispanics. To be fair, Jeb! is down with (on) at least one Hispanic.
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