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Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

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Here is a cool website that lists every presidential candidate for 2016

http://2016.republican-candidates.org/

Such as Michael Bickelmeyer, who promises to deliver an orbital death ray from space named "A Future Fir Children/


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The third of Bickelmeyer's concepts is arguably the most noteworthy. In what he calls “a gift for children”, Bickelmeyer proposes an orbital weapons platform that would function by the collection of solar radiation, which would then be magnified and directed to the surface as a lethal beam. He claims that this weapon could potentially be as precise as to eliminate a single personal target, or as broad as to effect entire countries. Bickelmeyer advocates the use of this platform against terrorism and in pursuit of the war on drugs. He stresses that, because this is not a nuclear weapon, there is no danger of radioactive fallout.

Oil of Paris has issued a correction as of 06:04 on Jul 19, 2015

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Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

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http://2016.republican-candidates.org/Sterling/

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Sterling is a strong opponent of the use of Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) in food. She blames GMOs for the childhood obesity epidemic, and in fact was greatly disturbed by a conversation she had with a young boy and girl, in which she learned that cake and ice cream were no longer being served to school children (as she home schools her own daughter, she says, she did not know this), and that they were among the foods implicated in causing obesity among kids. She accuses the Obama administration of knowing full well that GMOs are at fault for this problem, even as it works to “indoctrinate” children into blaming sweets. She has specifically promised that if elected (she uses the term “when”), she will ensure that cake and ice cream are again available in schools, and that they will be produced organically, without the use of GMOs.

Barn Owl
Oct 29, 2005
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Stainfield had me at world traveler and anti-globalist. She lost me at lima lima lima lee ga ga ga ga gee.

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

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http://2016.democratic-candidates.org/Winslow/

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Winslow proposes the creation of a new chamber of government, the Public House, to be staffed entirely by unpaid or modestly paid volunteers, and whose purpose would be popular oversight of elected politicians. The Public House would decide upon and establish “goals” that the people expect the government – their managerial employees – to accomplish within a given time frame. Failure to meet these goals would result in escalating warnings, with direct consequences up to and including premature removal from office. The Public House would also have the power to veto congressional legislation, if it is deemed to unfairly favor a segment of the population or not be in the best interests of the American People.

Winslow's focus on the promotion and advancement of the Public House Amendment is so intense that, when discussing his plans should he become President, he scarcely speaks of anything else. This makes it difficult to evaluate the balance of his political positions and policy objectives. Nevertheless, he has considered his constitutional plans thoroughly. And while he admits his campaign for the White House takes place “against the odds”, he proudly sells himself as a man of the people rather than a career politician – Winslow considers it among his qualifications for the job that he has only been to Washington, D.C. once, during a school field trip.

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