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Dan Marino | 6 | 15.38% | |
Joe Namath | 2 | 5.13% | |
Joe Montana | 5 | 12.82% | |
Bart Starr | 3 | 7.69% | |
I'm Not in the League, but I like Voting in things | 23 | 58.97% | |
Total: | 38 votes |
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Sweet angel of death take me now It's once again time to face fantasy hell with the 20-team fantasy league! Enjoy the struggles of having to select between Chris Ivory or Marcus Lattimore for your RB1 for your win-or-go-home game against the guy starting Nick Foles. Silently weep yourself to sleep over the fact that if you had only taken a DEF before you decided to take a backup WR, you'd be dominating the league. CURRENT DRAFT IS LISTED AT Sun, Aug 23, 2015, 9PM EASTERN TIME The 20-team fantasy league enters its SEVENTH season this year, and as any of the vets can tell you, it is a BLAST. To the vets (and former members), please make sure you claim your spot soon. Unlike previous years, I'm just keeping the wait list in perpetuam from henceforth. Whatever. LITERALLY ALL THE RULES ARE HERE, READ THEM (no, veterans, there is no hidden prize this year, I promise) Members Second priority goes to wait list people. There's no more games with having to post within the three day window like last seasons. I'm too old to deal with that poo poo. If you were on the wait list from last year, you're below. If you want to be added to the wait list, post and I will add you first come first serve. While the league is full for this season, I will continue to take waitlisters. Scoring This can be debated, but I think we've settled on the scoring. Return yards have worked very well for the league's depth, particularly for the D/STs. For quick reference, here it is: BREAKDOWN The draft *does* take time, but really the roster is smaller than most. Most people seemed happy with the way the rosters were last year, but we are always up for debate to expand it (contracting is out of the question). Last year, we voted to expand the rosters to: QB, RB, WR, RB/WR/TE, RB/WR/TE, TE, D/ST, K, 5 BE, 2 IR DRAFT We will be doing a live draft again, and the less said about the literally day-long offline draft we did during season 1 the better (so don't loving ask to do an offline one). I'm amenable to changing the draft date *a little*, but I really want to keep it as is unless too many of us miss it. Please plan your schedules accordingly. Set your rankings, and get a friend to draft for you if need be (better option). Draft order will be randomized after the league is officially filled. IF YOU TRADE DRAFT PICKS BEFORE THE DRAFT ORDER IS DETERMINED, THESE WILL BE RESET. LEAGUE SCHEDULING I have yet to set up the schedules. As the vets know, this takes me time to do... I'm a lazy sack of poo poo and often wait til opening Thursday to do it. your schedule will look like this: -8 division games -3 conference games -2 OoC games We keep the same divisions, as always. Dan Marino division - best division. If a division wants to change their name, lemme know. The AFC and NFC conferences will be placed on other ends of the real playoffs when the time comes. If you can't understand which is which, . PLAYOFF BERTHS I could have sworn I had a section on this, but since I am asked this every year, I'm putting it in the OP. IGNORE THE ESPN PLAYOFF BERTHS, THEY ARE WRONG. The playoff berths are determined using the ACTUAL RULES THE NFL HAS. In some cases, I skip a tie-breaker, like "margin of victory", because you cannot control how the other team scores. SEASON 7 WHACK-A-DOODLES: code:
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http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=524484&seasonId=2015 HALL OF HONOR: Season 1: J-City Rockstars [Joe Montana Division] Season 2: bbf2, Plaxico's Hand gun Emporium [Dan Marino Division] Season 3: bbf2, Stevie J's Hand gun Emporium [Dan Marino Division] Season 4: JuicedSixFo, Zoltan Mesko [Dan Marino Division] Season 5: Chrix, Naptown Sleepers [Bart Starr Division] Season 6: Braksgirl (a.k.a Mrs. Burrito), Taco Tuesday [Dan Marino Division] LEAGUE HISTORY: Season 6 - Still Not as Tough as the SEC Season 5 - The Only Place Dan Marino Gets a Ring Season 4 - Bounty Programs Aint Crazy Y'all Season 3 - More Nuts than CBA Arguments Season 2 - Still loving Nuts Season 1 - Let's Go Nuts JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Nov 30, 2015 |
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ALL RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1KPQmdddY The Dan Oath JuicedSixFo posted:Dear Daniel Constantine "Dan" Marino, Jr., The STARRy Future seventeen posted:In the not too distant future, when the championships of Montana and Marino have faded into a distant memory, when auction draft has become the one true format for NFL Fantasy Football brought to you by Pepsi CoŠ, there will be an era of great darkness swallowing the world as we know it. Forever, darkness. In the distance, millions upon millions of miles away, a lone beacon of light will twinkle like championship bling resting on a black blanket. A ball of gas and space waste, once alive, is dead and yet still caressing our dark planet with a touch of light, a beacon of hope. The Dan's Prayer JetsGuy posted:Hail Dan, who Art in Canton, JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jul 19, 2015 |
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 19:15 |
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The Spinnin Freeneys shall return to reclaim the glory of 2nd place. As our divisional namesake Joe Namath once said "Winning is for Losers, the smart man shows up for the party."
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 19:24 |
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Taco Tuesday is back! Gotta defend that crown.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 19:26 |
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Updated y'all. Also, the Freeny's have pointed out something glorious - the draft is currently scheduled (hopefully won't change) to the date of SUMMERSLAM. I don't know anything about wrestling, so truly this is destiny. Also, if one of y'all with archives could give me the names of Season 2 and Season 3 so I can make their links correct in the OP, I'd appreciate it.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 19:41 |
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The Farmerin' Odells are claiming a space yet again for the glory of the Joe Montana division.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 19:46 |
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I care not for your tables. 20 Team Fantasy League Season 2: Still loving Nuts 20 Team Fantasy League, Season 3 - More Nuts than CBA Arguements
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 19:48 |
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Btw, this is mines and y'all cannot have it. Silly Burrito gave it to me for Christmas last year. I see he neglected to include the info about the Dan Marino Division, but I suspect that is just sour grapes.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 20:04 |
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I like to imagine you nudging him with it every morning when he sleeps in. Also, thanks Burrito.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 20:18 |
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I've always wanted to buy a small plaque with little copper plates so that it would have the league history. However, even going cheap that would probablyh cost over 100$ which is more than I want to spend on this league even before shipping.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 20:19 |
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I'm signed back up. I was AFP but as you can see I love to post in namechange threads.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 20:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJBjThjxQHc
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 21:02 |
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bELIeve Dirty Sanchez is back. Probably changing my team name but will wait until after the draft since I might forget to draft a QB until after everybody else does like last season and actually be forced to start Sanchez.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 21:36 |
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JetsGuy posted:We keep the same divisions, as always. Dan Marino division - best division. If a division wants to change their name. The AFC and NFC conferences will be placed on other ends of the real playoffs when the time comes. If you can't understand which is which, . I'm still in as 1017 Brick Squad edit: on second thought, you can drop me because I can never show up for the start of this league's draft. the brick squad-taco tuesday rivalry will not live on Stevie Lee fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jul 19, 2015 |
# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:30 |
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San Francisco PoM back for more; apparently someone else won Joe Namath last year, weird.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 00:14 |
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Pain of Mind posted:San Francisco PoM back for more; apparently someone else won Joe Namath last year, weird.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 00:44 |
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I'm back. I'll be there live drafting and watching Summerslam.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 00:48 |
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I'm back for this thing, certainly by year 20 odds are I will have won 1, right? Also we sold the chickens, I will get a new name before we draft.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 03:21 |
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put me on that wait list capn crunch
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 04:33 |
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give my spot to Dubious tia
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 13:50 |
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Unless I'm misreading, it's possible to double dip on a guy's return yards, yeah?
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 14:05 |
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For some reason, I'm back again. Maybe this is the year?
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 14:39 |
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Updated. Don't forget to post in both here and the league page. It's a stupid hoop to make sure you are able to post here where the real mockery and trash talking happens.... and also a way to make sure you can still access the league. Dumb, but w/e. GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:Unless I'm misreading, it's possible to double dip on a guy's return yards, yeah? How so? I mean, yes, if you have a returner AND the D/ST, yes, I suppose you could, but we've always just accepted that. It's usually pretty dumb as most returners are DBs or specialists that don't really play otherwise. Stevie Lee posted:give my spot to Dubious tia Dubious goes on wait list, I gotta check with "old dog child" first before giving away your spot. Sorry to see you go Stevie Lee, you were always a p good trash talker.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 16:28 |
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The Naptown Sleepers are back once again.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 16:40 |
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Wisconsin Cows are back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_JNTCNH2k
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 16:42 |
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Juiced sucks.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 16:43 |
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Hot Dogs gonna hot dog once again in TYOOL 2015
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 17:15 |
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JetsGuy posted:How so? I mean, yes, if you have a returner AND the D/ST, yes, I suppose you could, but we've always just accepted that. It's usually pretty dumb as most returners are DBs or specialists that don't really play otherwise. Yeah, I don't have an issue with it whatsoever, I just wanted to be sure I was reading it correctly and mentioning it to those of you who consider such stuff when drafting the Cobbs of the world.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 17:19 |
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I will win Rookie of the Year
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 19:30 |
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I posted here and in the league thread but to restate, the Akron Peppercorns are back.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 19:40 |
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Power of Pecota posted:I posted here and in the league thread but to restate, the Akron Peppercorns are back. Ack, sorry Pecota! old dog child posted:I will win Rookie of the Year A welcome addition to the league already. Bow before the might of the Dan Marino division, pleb. You will be in the Joe Namath division, replacing 1017 BRICK SQUAD. Feel free to rename (in fact, I encourage it)
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 20:14 |
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I am back! I haven't been following the off-season too closely this year, have there been any NFL players involved in embarrassing situations with firearms? I need to update my team's namesake. bbf2 fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jul 20, 2015 |
# ? Jul 20, 2015 21:05 |
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bbf2 posted:I am back! FireCRACKERS, yes. You down with JPP?
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 21:37 |
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In keeping with our sacred league traditions, 1017 BRICK SQUAD has been renamed to "TOM BRADYS COCK IS DELICIOUS" Here's hoping the new guy changes it, although I know one guy kept it one year when I renamed like 5 teams to that. I guess that was season 2.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:20 |
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JetsGuy posted:In keeping with our sacred league traditions, 1017 BRICK SQUAD has been renamed to "TOM BRADYS COCK IS DELICIOUS" I changed my team name to it after everyone changed theirs back in I think S3? I don't remember seasons by number as much as like "the season where I traded my entire autodrafted roster and Cam Newton carried my team" "the season where I drafted Ryan Grant with my first pick" etc.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:59 |
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JetsGuy posted:In keeping with our sacred league traditions, 1017 BRICK SQUAD has been renamed to "TOM BRADYS COCK IS DELICIOUS" I changed my name but this is temporary. I am going to kill you all with puns once I get my roster.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 19:28 |
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old dog child posted:I changed my name but this is temporary. I am going to kill you all with puns once I get my roster. Uh oh Jetsguy, we might have to start our bad video trash talk again. If only there were a decent replacement for Xtranormal.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:24 |
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It's happening as soon as we find a valid video-trash talk service that allows us to shittalk with the glorious anonymity of Microsoft Sam. Also, I'll update the list tonight, a couple of us can read but apparently don't like posting both here and there.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:45 |
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Put me on the wait list. This looks fun
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:58 |