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Best Division
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Dan Marino 6 15.38%
Joe Namath 2 5.13%
Joe Montana 5 12.82%
Bart Starr 3 7.69%
I'm Not in the League, but I like Voting in things 23 58.97%
Total: 38 votes
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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

JetsGuy posted:

It's happening as soon as we find a valid video-trash talk service that allows us to shittalk with the glorious anonymity of Microsoft Sam.

*chainsaw noise*

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Baldrash
Oct 26, 2005
I've wanted to do a big league like this for a while. Add me to the waitlist please.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Added the two waitlist guys, but be aware I'm a lot busier these days than I was when I was in grad school and started this poo poo.

As such I am a liar, and didn't get around to checking which of you vets did the right thing and signed up both places yet. Judging by how many people posted in the in-league thread, I'm guessing all of you, but I'll get to it at the weekend at the latest.

Also, If someone wants to contact our stragglers as they've ignored their PMs, feel free to do that too.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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I just need to know which position I draft in to determine whether my RB1 will be Bishop Sankey or not.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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youve been in the league long enough to know draft order isn't decided until we've set our teams. :v:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Silly Burrito posted:

I just need to know which position I draft in to determine whether my RB1 will be Bishop Sankey or not.

He will be regardless of your draft position :getin:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

youve been in the league long enough to know draft order isn't decided until we've set our teams. :v:

I know, I'm just impatient. It's hot as hell outside and football is almost here but not quite.

Truly the doggiest days of summer.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

I know, I'm just impatient. It's hot as hell outside and football is almost here but not quite.

Truly the doggiest days of summer.

Surely there's a food festival coming up. It's summer, NOLA has food festivals like every other weekend.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

JetsGuy posted:

Added the two waitlist guys, but be aware I'm a lot busier these days than I was when I was in grad school and started this poo poo.

I was in high school during S1 :backtowork:

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Power of Pecota posted:

I was in high school during S1 :backtowork:

Don't worry, you'll be out in just 2 more short years!

Am I doing this trash-talking thing right? OH GOD I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE THE COOL KIDS :gonk:

MikeyKins
May 9, 2004

Dan, there's a reason why we get emails calling you Le Bafart, Le Baturd, Le Bajerk...
Sesame Berts back and reporting for duty

Edit: gently caress, forgot I changed my name last year. Jay and Pray is back but will revert names if I don't get stuck with Cutler.

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007

commish posted:

Juiced sucks.

You realize your average final standing position in this league is 16th.

Have you made the playoffs ever? You haven't had you?

Also, remember when you drafted Zac Stacy last year with your first pick

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007
Also I'm back. Might do a team name change but we'll see.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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I'm posting to say (a) I'm a lazy poo poo

and (b) the standing offer to overnight me delicious Raisin' Canes in exchange for me "accidentally" re-rolling the draft so you get the pick of your choice is on the table as usual.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

I'm posting to say (a) I'm a lazy poo poo

and (b) the standing offer to overnight me delicious Raisin' Canes in exchange for me "accidentally" re-rolling the draft so you get the pick of your choice is on the table as usual.

Now I'm just picturing chicken fingers mixed with raisins and that just sounds nasty.

commish
Sep 17, 2009

JuicedSixFo posted:

You realize your average final standing position in this league is 16th.

Have you made the playoffs ever? You haven't had you?

Also, remember when you drafted Zac Stacy last year with your first pick

For $2m, I couldn't have told you who my first pick was. It warms my heart to see that you care about me so much that you felt compelled to look at my finishes and my draft picks from previous years.

Seriously though, can you do me a favor? Can you tell me who I picked in the 6th round in the draft 3 years ago? Thanks!

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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:allears: Commish - Juiced trash talk... the league is truly back. And I love it.

bbf2
Nov 22, 2007

"The White Shadow"
Remember when I traded my kicker for Byron Leftwich and everyone got upset

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsJAQwcdI0

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Weaksauce Burrito, I expect better.

Voted 2/10

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

Weaksauce Burrito, I expect better.

Voted 2/10

I am properly shamed.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I already put in my two weeks at the job that was going to prevent me from drafting. lol, oh well. maybe I'll make you guys a pre draft YouTube video with my kicker rankings

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Stevie Lee posted:

I already put in my two weeks at the job that was going to prevent me from drafting. lol, oh well. maybe I'll make you guys a pre draft YouTube video with my kicker rankings

You did tell me to drop you though... :smith:

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I know. I'm a dumbass who spoke too soon. I didn't expect to get the job offer I got yesterday.

new guy will be good though

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Stevie Lee posted:

I know. I'm a dumbass who spoke too soon. I didn't expect to get the job offer I got yesterday.

new guy will be good though

Still on the waitlist, gently caress.

Stevie, come back to my league.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Dubious posted:

Still on the waitlist, gently caress.

Stevie, come back to my league.

I might for next season. I'm thinking of getting a PS4 for NBA 2k16, so

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Stevie Lee posted:

I know. I'm a dumbass who spoke too soon. I didn't expect to get the job offer I got yesterday.

new guy will be good though

I'm going to destroy everyone. You will be honored with the crushed skulls of my victims and the lamentations of their women.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Dubious posted:

Still on the waitlist, gently caress.

Stevie, come back to my league.

I haven't even done callbacks yet. They won't happen for another week as the deadline for vets is the 7th this year.

old dog child posted:

I'm going to destroy everyone. You will be honored with the crushed skulls of my victims and the lamentations of their women.

*checks league*
Oh, that's right you're in the division that's never won.

:xd:

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Ok, I think we're fully updated now. Sorry to those of you who posted in both places and I missed earlier, it's all good. Everyone we've heard from has done their hoop jumping.

We're just waiting on FlyWhiteBoy to see if they still want in.

EDIT:
I don't know how I missed so many people. I've been a shameful commish.

JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Aug 5, 2015

FlyWhiteBoy
Jul 13, 2004
I'm in, have been out of the country the last couple weeks.

halonx
May 4, 2005



This is my season, I can tell. Even if I have to go Don Majkowski's home and stroke his ape drape to summon the powah.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Ok, Jetsguy, time to roll dem bones and see where we land. Let's break out the joysticks and play!


Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 5, 2015

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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We're set. Like previous years, only one drop and he was a fool who didn't have to. :haw:

Silly Burrito posted:

Ok, Jetsguy, time to roll dem bones and see where we land. Let's break out the joysticks and play!




Dude, I'd totally play some modded Super Tecmo Bowl with you on Jnes. :swoon:

I seriously love that people have modded STB so that there's a new "version" every year like Madden. :allears:

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Since the fun wells report thread is closed, I hereby declare all league trash talking until the draft must somehow involve one of the following phrases:

"T*m Br*dy, the cheater"
-- or --
"the Pats have not legitimately won a football game in the last 15 years"

halonx
May 4, 2005



New York's newest sponsor?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Quand aurons-nous le projet d'ordonnance?

¿Cuando llegamos la orden de proyecto?

Wann erhalten wir die Entwurf einer Ordnung?

جب ہم مسودہ ترتیب حاصل کرے گا?

ドラフト順位はいつ着くか。

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Someone found Google Translate this morning.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Braksgirl posted:

Someone found Google Translate this morning.

Actually, it was the Microsoft Translate app, champ.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

8=============================D ( Y )

translate that

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JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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I'm going to translate all the posts and say you're all breaking the rules. :mad: Much like T*m Br*dy, who's
Never legitimately won an NFL game in his life.

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