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Best Division
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Dan Marino 6 15.38%
Joe Namath 2 5.13%
Joe Montana 5 12.82%
Bart Starr 3 7.69%
I'm Not in the League, but I like Voting in things 23 58.97%
Total: 38 votes
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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T*m Br*dy is a cheater, much like Jetsguy who won't set the draft order because he is a deflated commissioner. Bill Belichick would not stand for this. :colbert:

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JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

T*m Br*dy is a cheater, much like Jetsguy who won't set the draft order because he is a deflated commissioner. Bill Belichick would not stand for this. :colbert:

Oh poo poo totally forgot. Will do it tomorrow. See I address the rules, unlike T*m Br*dy the cheater.

JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Aug 17, 2015

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007
Jets fans too busy dreaming up more false accusations to help justify in their tiny brains 15 years of rear end beatings instead of setting the draft order

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

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I can't believe he let the thread fall to the second page.

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

So am I picking 11th or what?

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Sorry it took me all week y'all. I take solace in that we've never had picks traded, but I'm sure two of you will now buck that trend to spite me.

Anyway, here's the resutls of the randomizer. Hopefully I didn't gently caress something up.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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This whole having a real job thing instead of being in grad school / post doc when I was running the league before is just crazy.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Also a lot of you changed your team name, please feel free to tell me so I can update the OP.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

Sorry it took me all week y'all. I take solace in that we've never had picks traded, but I'm sure two of you will now buck that trend to spite me.

Anyway, here's the resutls of the randomizer. Hopefully I didn't gently caress something up.



Thank you.

#1? :getin: (your Cane's is in the mail)

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Aug 22, 2015

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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#1 is ironically the worst place to be drafting in this league because you get the best guy and then you have to wait 40 loving picks to get your #2... whcih will be like a WR2 or something.

SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

#1 is ironically the worst place to be drafting in this league because you get the best guy and then you have to wait 40 loving picks to get your #2... whcih will be like a WR2 or something.

SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW!

Yeah, I can see that. On the other hand, the only times I've gone deep in the playoffs is when I had a powerhouse QB.

Hello Bishop Sankey, RB1.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

JetsGuy posted:

#1 is ironically the worst place to be drafting in this league because you get the best guy and then you have to wait 40 loving picks to get your #2... whcih will be like a WR2 or something.

SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW!

i got the #1 pick the last two years. Adrian Peterson was a great #1 (auto)pick last year. Ben Tate/Alshon Jeffery with #40/41! Only three draft picks were still on my Joe Namath Division Champs roster at the end of the season.

good luck y'all

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
#20 pick is the champion's pick

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

I am happy with #10. Changed name to Seattle Fraisers btw.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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darkwolf220 posted:

I am happy with #10. Changed name to Seattle Fraisers btw.

Is your mascot a tossed salad or scrambled eggs?

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

old dog child posted:

#20 pick is the champion's pick

It was me last year so lol no

I always get late-rear end first picks: 17, 20, 13, 6, 13, 17, 16 in league history. Take out the 6 and that's like commish's finishing positions.

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Dec 25, 2010

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6th is decent. I'll take it.

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
I picked #4 last year. I also had no idea the draft was tomorrow until I saw the timer on the league page.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

GL yall

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Silly Burrito posted:

Is your mascot a tossed salad or scrambled eggs?

Why can't it be both?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Power of Pecota posted:

It was me last year so lol no

I always get late-rear end first picks: 17, 20, 13, 6, 13, 17, 16 in league history. Take out the 6 and that's like commish's finishing positions.

The key is to constantly be drunk so you know you're doing well

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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darkwolf220 posted:

Why can't it be both?

They're callin' again...

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


The Day of Reckoning.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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is it wrong that I'm so just burnt out on everything that the idea of the draft tonight just disgusts me?

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007

Power of Pecota posted:

I always get late-rear end first picks: 17, 20, 13, 6, 13, 17, 16 in league history. Take out the 6 and that's like commish's finishing positions.

Nice

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

is it wrong that I'm so just burnt out on everything that the idea of the draft tonight just disgusts me?

Not wrong, but sad. Today is Christmas Day where we get one or two really good gifts. The rest are dollar store gifts.

Also, no need to keep the suspense. The Farmerin' Odells are taking Andrew Luck, QB when the draft begins.

Jay and Pray, you're on the clock.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

#1? :getin: (your Cane's is in the mail)

It better have a gallon jug of Cane's sauce or the DEALS OFF

commish
Sep 17, 2009

Power of Pecota posted:

It was me last year so lol no

I always get late-rear end first picks: 17, 20, 13, 6, 13, 17, 16 in league history. Take out the 6 and that's like commish's finishing positions.

Shut your god drat mouth! With the #3 pick, no way I lose this year.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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I only run this league anymore because I hate myself.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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The following are autodrafting right now and lol:

When it Rains it Gores
Spinnin Freeneys
Hot Dog Heroes
Handgun Emporium

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

The shame of an autodrafted team. The god drat shame.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

The shame of an autodrafted team. The god drat shame.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

The following are autodrafting right now and lol:

When it Rains it Gores
Spinnin Freeneys
Hot Dog Heroes
Handgun Emporium

THESE PEOPLE ARE WORSE THAN ROGER GOODELL

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

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loving twatwaffles.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


lol

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

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RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


JetsGuy posted:



HALL OF HONOR:
Season 1: J-City Rockstars [Joe Montana Division]
Season 2: bbf2, Plaxico's Hand gun Emporium [Dan Marino Division]
Season 3: bbf2, Stevie J's Hand gun Emporium [Dan Marino Division]
Season 4: JuicedSixFo, Zoltan Mesko [Dan Marino Division]
Season 5: Chrix, Naptown Sleepers [Bart Starr Division]
Season 6: Braksgirl (a.k.a Mrs. Burrito), Taco Tuesday [Dan Marino Division]
Season 7: jabro, Deflated Bush [Joe Montana Division]

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
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JetsGuy posted:

The following are autodrafting right now and lol:

When it Rains it Gores
Spinnin Freeneys
Hot Dog Heroes
Handgun Emporium

Enjoy Jordy, idiot.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Mrs. Burrito and I play the first game in two of our other leagues, but we can only play each other in this one if we both make the playoffs.

:getin:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I'd be upset that I autodrafted for the first hour but

A) It's Summerslam c'mon I can't pay attention to the clock and
B) It probably did a better job than I would have :(

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Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

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I propose since I'm the current champ that Silly Burrito becomes Mr. Braksgirl.

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