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BusterBlintz
May 30, 2012

by Ralp
"I'm Gay"


But seriously follks, The Donald has been dropping truth right left and centre. After successfully making GBS threads on perpetual whiners McCain and Sanders, what will he come up with next? Do Reagan next, Donny please...

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Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
n-bomb

jerk1000
Dec 3, 2014
"Not really a big fan of black people, to tell you the truth."

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
A racist Kentucky Fried Chicken 'joke' about Col. Sanders.

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
the "Hitler did nothing wrong" meme.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
"Reagan was a pussy"

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
"The deal with Iran is terrible. Just terrible. It is. It's the worst foreign policy disaster in the history of the country. The Iranians -- they're liars, they're full of it. They're going to build a bomb and nuke Isreal. They are. And the President is looking the other way and letting it happen because they're throwing him some bananas."

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
"im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace."

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

"I like rainbows." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oTLTY1MVmU

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
[Finger gun pointing a Jeb Bush] "You're fired", as his opponent walks off the stage in sheer frustration at all the applause The Trump is receiving.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!
"Iowa's actually a pretty lovely state."

*wins Iowa*

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
"Anime is as American as Apple Pie."

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


"The Jews did 9-11"

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
"Hitler had some good ideas. Many of my friends are Jews. The Jews love me. But hitler had some good ideas."

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
jeb is a mexifucker

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
full socialism now

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Top City Homo posted:

jeb is a mexifucker

"How can he keep them out of the country when he can't even keep them out of his bed?"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

"How can he keep them out of the country when he can't even keep them out of his bed?"

It can happen

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

"How can he keep them out of the country when he can't even keep them out of his bed?"

"I mean if you look at the way Jeb dresses it's no wonder, you can't be out in public looking like that without realizing it makes you a target for these rapists."

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

shut the gently caress up donny :D

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
"Scott Walker has a lopsided face. That usually indicates some sort of brain deficiency"'

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
The man is the Emperor Clown of the USA.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 2h
Here are three other candidates who are losers. Rick Perry, Rick Perry.... and, uh, oops

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
"Somebody check that Scott Walker for an extra chromosome before he spreads the worst disease of all: autism. Whoa, hey, whoa. I'm not saying I'm against retards, I mean we all know ground 'beef' doesn't grow on trees."

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
the answer was Lindsey Grahams phone number

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

"Torturing terrorists is fun. Bite me."

alternatively:

"I want to tell you all about Homestruck."

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Hillary Clinton? More like ANITA SARKEESIAN AMIRITE

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!
I think we're just days, perhaps hours, from Trump calling another Republican candidate a pussy.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
When Donald Trump is elected president he will appoint Piers Morgan as his press secretary.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


He's gonna call all the 20 odd other Republicans a bunch of hillbilly pig fuckers and he won't be entirely wrong

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


It worked for LBJ

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
The only budget chris christie has worked on is his food budget and it clearly isn't balanced

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
"gently caress ya'll, all ya'll, I love ya'll, ya'll love me, but if you don't like me, blow me."

hopefully in dr. dre's vocal inflection.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Third World Reggin posted:

the answer was Lindsey Grahams phone number



I've never been so happy to be so wrong

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
torp

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Trump will say "huuuuuuauh what time is it?" because he will be getting out of bed like a big ol' grump of a sleepyhead!

That or "money money money money booda booda booda."

Either or really.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Thunder Moose posted:

Trump will say "huuuuuuauh what time is it?" because he will be getting out of bed like a big ol' grump of a sleepyhead!

That or "money money money money booda booda booda."

Either or really.

I'd even be happy with a hearty "Wha Happened??"

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

im gonna vote for him

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Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
He will channel Mike Tyson:

http://youtu.be/hx66LWV-CCk

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