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"It was me all along, Austin!" Rips off face to reveal Bill Hicks.
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Jul 28, 2015 04:22
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"you cannot rape your spouse, that is settled law"
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Jul 28, 2015 06:13
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whatever he says when someone asks him "did you call Mexicans rapists because you were projecting?"
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Jul 29, 2015 21:00
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"She wanted to breast pump in front of me and I may have said that's disgusting, I may have said something else. I thought it was terrible."
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Jul 29, 2015 21:40
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“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
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Jul 30, 2015 04:19
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spacemang_spliff posted:“I do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” Fixed that for you. Trump is a deeply religious man.
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Jul 30, 2015 04:43
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spacemang_spliff posted:“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” Things Trump says to himself in the mirror don't count.
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Jul 30, 2015 05:00
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This was meant to be a funny, make-it-up thread, not the sad inescapable truth.
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spacemang_spliff posted:“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” I already did this joke 
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"You know what? I'm not entirely convinced that gay people really exist and I should know this because I employ a lot of them." (a week after the shitstorm) "You know, I give those gays the benefit of having a Presidential Candidate say something about them to bring them into the dialogue and all I get is my name being slandered."
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Jul 30, 2015 21:58
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Chokes McGee posted:I already did this joke yeah like i'm going to read all 1.5 pages lol
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Jul 31, 2015 00:26
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Asians are hard-working and smart. The ideal minority.
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Jul 31, 2015 00:31
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Probably say "I do" or whatever presidents say when they are sworn in after beating $hillary, op
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Jul 31, 2015 01:26
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"Obamacare is a disgrace. When I win, I will repeal Obamacare, and work with good people like Senator Sanders to make Medicare bigger and more luxurious bet letting every American sign up."
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Jul 31, 2015 02:40
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Hail Satan and drat America
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Jul 31, 2015 03:33
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"Reagan was a con artist who couldn't deliver the goods."
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Jul 31, 2015 15:09
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spacemang_spliff posted:yeah like i'm going to read all 1.5 pages lol rcp bitch,
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Absurd Alhazred posted:"Obamacare is a disgrace. When I win, I will repeal Obamacare, and work with good people like Senator Sanders to make Medicare bigger and more luxurious bet letting every American sign up." He'd get like 70% of the general vote.
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Aug 1, 2015 05:40
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"gently caress bitches, make money. It's worked for me."
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Aug 3, 2015 21:15
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"I recently read a statistic that women with larger breasts on average receive larger incomes. Under my administration I will allow tax breaks for women to get yuuge breasts so that they may get ahead in the workplace."
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Veskit posted:"I recently read a statistic that women with larger breasts on average receive larger incomes. Under my administration I will allow tax breaks for women to get yuuge breasts so that they may get ahead in the workplace." Heh, nice one A vote for Trump, is a vote for large breasts.
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Dahn posted:Heh, nice one 95% tidal wave, Trump named Imperator
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Excelzior posted:95% tidal wave, Trump named Imperator What if you already have huge breasts? Will Emperor Donald work to increase wages? I ask because of my wife's fantastic rack and
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Aug 4, 2015 18:39
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Bitch I live in a loving trashcan.
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Space Bat posted:Bitch I live in a loving trashcan. He's not cool enough to be Jim Profit!
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Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
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Aug 6, 2015 01:30
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"Even the computer nerds are getting shafted in America now! Have you heard about this? The European influence has turned video games into some kind of PC wasteland. It's just a complete lack of ethics these journalists have."
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Aug 6, 2015 15:20
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"Thank you Chris, and thank you to Fox News and Facebook for hosting this debate"
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Aug 6, 2015 15:52
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"Megyn Kelly is a loving bitch."
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Aug 7, 2015 19:53
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"I accept your nomination for President of the United States"
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Aug 7, 2015 20:39
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"There was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her... wherever"
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Aug 8, 2015 02:55
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"she was off base....just ask twitter  " lmao what a buffoon
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Aug 8, 2015 03:10
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Aug 8, 2015 16:40
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I just had a miscarriage.
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Aug 9, 2015 02:35
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"Please don't tax me out the rear end too much Mr President Bernie Sanders, pretty pretty pleeeeaaaase"
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Aug 9, 2015 04:27
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Scalding Coffee posted:Something that will raise his poll numbers even higher.
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Aug 9, 2015 19:24
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"Thank you for electing me as president of these United States."
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burritolingus posted:"Thank you for electing me as president of these United States." No way. The Donald thanking anybody? "You're welcome for having me as President of the United States."
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