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"Congratulations on making the right choice you losers. Now get to work making my country great again."
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"I'd like to introduce you to my running mate, former governor of the great state of Minnesota: Jesse Ventura!"
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Lutha Mahtin posted:"I'd like to introduce you to my running mate, former governor of the great state of Minnesota: Jesse Ventura!" Jessie "The Mind" has already endorsed Bernie! lol
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Paper With Lines posted:Jessie "The Mind" has already endorsed Bernie! lol He'll do a heel turn and betray Bernie for Trump.
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Paper With Lines posted:Jessie "The Mind" has already endorsed Bernie! lol a bernie/jesse ticket would be even more amazing... feel the bern, as we bodyslam the achievement gap!
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"Bush did 9/11. No, not George, Jeb."
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“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the constitution of the United States.”
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*at a press conference, during the q&a* First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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Yes, I am embarrassed by my children. I am ashamed of them.
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"Have you seen my daughter? She's hot as gently caress. If she weren't my daughter..." oh wait, he said that irl.
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Aug 29, 2015 22:05
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Much like Americans prefer white socks, I prefer white workers.
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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
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real talk though, I honestly think he's going to drop an n-bomb soon. How else can he top his absurdity so far? Like, a cop kills a black kid and Trump says "look, we all know that n deserved it."
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Paper With Lines posted:real talk though, I honestly think he's going to drop an n-bomb soon. How else can he top his absurdity so far? *Two seconds later, shrugging* People know I'm not a racist guy
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Jewel Repetition posted:*Two seconds later, shrugging* People know I'm not a racist guy *approval among African-Americans jumps by 10 points*
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Paper With Lines posted:real talk though, I honestly think he's going to drop an n-bomb soon. How else can he top his absurdity so far? Too specific. I'd put odds on him shoehorning "People of Color" into one of his stream of consciousness rants, but as an overt slur.
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Counterpoint: he's smarter and quicker on his feet than most of you Richer too! 
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Tautologicus posted:Counterpoint: he's smarter and quicker on his feet than most of you Thank you for this post.
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