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Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
Boats are fun and cool. If its a rowing boat you get good exercise it also makes you feel more manly. Please share your opinions on boats and how to enjoy them

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Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
I once rowed a boat so hard I broke the other oar. Luckily we had a shorter spare one with us so it was not too hard to get back to shore.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
but what if you don't have a boat?

Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you

ChairmanMeow posted:

but what if you don't have a boat?

You can lend a friend's boat, like I do. I think a bigger problem would be if you don't have a lake and that's just something I can't help you with.


Also you can go to a harbour and just enjoy the boats as pieces of art and maybe daydream about one day owning something like that, like I also do

google THIS

ChairmanMeow posted:

but what if you don't have a boat?

lots of things are boats and you just don't realize it because you never tried putting them in water

FreshCutFries

can we discuss toy boats?

google THIS

my dining room table for instance? totally a boat. it could save rose. it could even save jack if you put the leaf in

Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you

Thingyman posted:

can we discuss toy boats?

Of course but toy boats have one downside and it's you can't fit in them

FreshCutFries

im going to go strap toy boats to my feet and prove you wrong

Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
You can build a boat out of duct tape:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0mr1jiJhI

verily carefree

google THIS posted:

my dining room table for instance? totally a boat. it could save rose. it could even save jack if you put the leaf in

jack didnt want to be saved

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Boats are ok I guess

City of Glompton

I prefer canoes


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
zoning out while fishing on a small aluminium boat is good and I recommend everyone do it regularly

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fema crisis actor

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and I was very impressed with the boats torture

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fema crisis actor posted:

and I was very impressed with the boats torture

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
boats are fun and good

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
a good boat day will last for hours and leave you sun drunk, I go at least three times a week and sometimes enjoy several beers under the sun as well. Also boats give you access to islands which are very cool places to chill.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i would offer to take local yobbers on a paddling adventure but I'm fairly sure some of you would die so that wouldn't be good or fun

Pedantra

by Lowtax
you were very impressed with the boats torture? you better believe that's a paddlin'

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


give a man a boat and he boats for a day, teach a man to boat and he boats for the rest of his life

yoober

is there a way to boat without getting horribly sunburned

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yoober posted:

is there a way to boat without getting horribly sunburned

uh, boat indoors? duh?

saboten

yoober posted:

is there a way to boat without getting horribly sunburned

boat in the uk

here's my parents on an aqueduct in wales



check out those clouds!!

thank u bacalou

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
a bike lane for boats

Mapparu

Mulli posted:

You can build a boat out of duct tape:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0mr1jiJhI

good song

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I want to go to wales. airfare is $1500 can a boat solve this problem?

joke_explainer


ChairmanMeow posted:

I want to go to wales. airfare is $1500 can a boat solve this problem?

sure, just pack a lot of provisions. how many miles or km away are you?

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
3552 miles, so like 4 sandwiches?

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


my friend once gave me a boat sim game. I never figured out how to boat :/

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Stik3

From President of the colonies to this.

Chill la Chill posted:

my friend once gave me a boat sim game. I never figured out how to boat :/

at least you could enjoy the sim part about it

Count Thrashula

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
every now and theni like to boat

DemonToadGoat

I've been kayaking before, but I had to grow my legs back

Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you

DemonToadGoat posted:

I've been kayaking before, but I had to grow my legs back

I think you might have sat in it the wrong way

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

ChairmanMeow posted:

I want to go to wales. airfare is $1500 can a boat solve this problem?

wood, seaweed, and someone else's sheet are all free and enough for a boat and spears for fishing/revenge

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Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
Insane boat stunt (dangerous)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW9AQpKGw8A

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i am thinking that some of you do not actually own boats

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

i am thinking that some of you do not actually own boats

owning a boat is illegal

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yoober

saboten posted:

boat in the uk

here's my parents on an aqueduct in wales



check out those clouds!!

i feel that this place is my true home

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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Stik3 posted:

at least you could enjoy the sim part about it

thank you, I did

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

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