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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







300# clean triple oh my god im so happy

https://instagram.com/p/63qbN2JQeD/

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







thanks for the love and support guys.

im literally in paradise have a handstand pick

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







midnightclimax posted:

Now try it in the water

the gf walked into the wake but she was a gymnast and can pull that poo poo off.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







305 clean triple, plus five from two weeks ago.

https://instagram.com/p/7fqyueJQbG/

I've become so swole I'm no longer allowed to drop plates at work. The mail room is underneath me and apparently the constant slamming of bars is stressing them all out and they can't put the mail in the right slots or something.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Borden posted:

I've been doing crossfit for a few months. Been losing weight and getting in shape, but they're super big on lifting heavy quickly. Is there any advantage to doing stuff like deadlifts and cleans quickly compared to just doing them regularly? Cause I find my form falls apart when I'm racing the clock.

Mechanics -> Consistency -> Intensity

If your form starts to fall apart, either deload or slow down.

if your coach is one of those bros that just wants you to go faster, tell him to go gently caress himself.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mortimer posted:

calling youtube crossfit videos "coach" is real weird

I have never seen a crossfit trainer that is not also a prolific youtube uploader

Well there's a couple reasons for this. Obviously if you're a trainer you need to look the part, and being alpha work out person certainly attracts a certain breed of person.

Not like the struggling actors that just don't want to wait tables, or the guy that shows off to strangers on a message board.

cough

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Heavy deadlift single day and one of my clients was drafted by the Bears.

https://instagram.com/p/8B5OUTpQUg/

Yeah.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







notZaar posted:

Gains are not as important as looking sexy and good

Ugh

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








that's easily 550+ pounds on that thing

what's their weight limit

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Renegret posted:

I had some bad squats today.

Didn't even get up to my max weight.

90% is maxing out.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







bow down to your chinese god

https://www.instagram.com/p/-fRILxik1s/?taken-by=hookgrip

I missed this Front squat today /wrists

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Put 305 over my head today

https://www.instagram.com/p/-o1ll5pQfN/?taken-by=bradfordmills

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







My crossfit gym is above the mail room, and I'm not allowed to drop barbells anymore because apparently it was causing people to freak out and not be able to work.

So when coach programs heavy clean doubles?

https://www.instagram.com/p/_SUS30JQbD/

worked up to 305.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







feeling so strong fat today

clean triple at 310 (+5)

missed the third twice :smith:

made the second with one hand

https://www.instagram.com/p/_1tnD9JQfD/

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Crossfit games or bust

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







hand stand walks are stupid and i hate them

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAdJ0aApQbO/?taken-by=bradfordmills

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Dum Cumpster posted:

The last time we met for work a kind of fat dude on my team I'd consider 3rd most unlikely to started walking around on his hands. I thought they were cool then.

fat gymnasts are always still gymnasts.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Post your squad

I'm the small guy far right

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







this man will bea first round pick in the nfl this year

https://vine.co/v/ieOg1azvA2Y

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I don't really deadlift anymore, so nice to know I can still bust out 385 x 10

https://instagram.com/p/BA79H-BJQbH/

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Dum Cumpster posted:

That frog has small legs

Child bearing hips.

Pitiful quads

poo poo genetics/10 would not post on messageboards

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







If he's truly 400 pounds rudimentary weight training will be very ineffective relative to walking, cycling, swimming etc.

Obviously at that point a 400 pound back squat is a secondary concern to getting off cholesterol medication at age thirty.

I've become a little jaded though from my job. Like the 350 pound dude who does quad extension while wearing deadlift straps should probably spend more time sweating and less time thinking he earned that feta omelette for breakfast.

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