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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Webbeh posted:

[*]Metapod - Jamie McMurray (#1)

Are you sure this guy exists?

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jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Metapod posted:

Are you sure this guy exists?

I'll trade you for my guy. McMurray isn't top tier in road course but has the chance to get a top 5. You could have had Gordon.

Whoever has Harvick, Loganao, and Truex Jr. are cheating though. They are in a different tier than everybody else listed on road courses.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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Metapod posted:

Are you sure this guy exists?

Yes?

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
My guy placed 16th there last year. Let's go top 6 this year!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Good

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
I've got a placeholder team name of "Nothing But Fournette" but I will change it to whatever clever pun I can use with my first round pick's name.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Just past halfway through with votes and it looks like Sunday the 16th is winning handily. Still time, though.

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008

jabro posted:

I'll trade you for my guy. McMurray isn't top tier in road course but has the chance to get a top 5. You could have had Gordon.

Whoever has Harvick, Loganao, and Truex Jr. are cheating though. They are in a different tier than everybody else listed on road courses.

Well that's good to hear. I've never even heard of Truex Jr, but apparently I'm in a good spot with him.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I get a lovely driver every year gently caress this

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I get a lovely driver every year gently caress this

You're a UGA fan, you should be used to success by shittier teams.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
If we didn't let you have a win once every eight years it wouldn't be called a rivalry Webbeh.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
15/20 have voted. It's looking like it's going to be a Sunday, but which Sunday? Vote!

http://doodle.com/p2ys2xf793mdvu8r

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I've got a concert on the 16th so don't do that one. I forget what I voted.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I'm pretty flexible, so whenevs.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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Draft order is up.



The winners are:
  • 1. The Flying Llama - Joey Logano (#22)
  • 2. siriuslysomething - Kurt Busch (#41)
  • 3. Yoshi Fan 823 - Kevin Harvick (#4)
  • 4. Fork of Unknown Origins - Matt Kenseth (#20)
  • 5. TLG James - Clint Bowyer (#15)
  • 6. Jesus The Dark Lord - Brad Keselowski (#2)
  • 7. Komet - Carl Edwards (#19)
  • 8. Webbeh - Jimmie Johnson (#48)
  • 9. Will Styles - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (#88)
  • 10. FLEXBONER- Kyle Larson (#42)
  • 11. Jabro - Paul Menard (#27)
  • 12. Spintzel - Greg Biffle (#16)
  • 13. Taxes - Ryan Newman (#31)
  • 14. HOTLANTA MAN - Aric Almirola (#43)
  • 15. Quandary- Martin Truex Jr (#78)
  • 16. The Piper - Denny Hamlin (#11)
  • 17. kayakyakr - Austin Dillon (#3)
  • 18. Metapod - Jamie McMurray (#1)
  • 19. swickles - Jeff Gordon (#24)
  • 20. LeeMajors - Kasey Kahne (#5)

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Every loving year

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
McMurray :argh:

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I'm calling ant-Florida bias on this poo poo.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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swickles posted:

I'm calling ant-Florida bias on this poo poo.

Seriously - #19 is 'Will Muschamp's Therapist' and #20 is 'Lameduck Muschamp.'.

#gadamn

PS I'll announce the draft date tonight. NOW IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO VOTE.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Well, 17 is not the best. Gonna be interesting to see who is available at that spot.

A bit of a shame that Taxes and my availability for the draft is mutually exclusive. I enjoyed our yearly tradition of cussing at each other for taking the TTU player that we had queued up.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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Mark your calendars for Sunday, August 16th at 8:00pm.

Our draft begins.

For those unavailable, please please please follow the Fantrax pages to queue up players for the draft and mark yourselves as "autodraft".

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Note: That's 8:00pm EDT, 7:00 CT, etc.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Autodraft don't fail me now.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Webbeh posted:

[*]20. LeeMajors - Kasey Kahne (#5)

:what:

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

hey, 20's not a bad spot. 2 picks in a row. #1 doesn't get to pick again for 38 spots.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Yeah, I'm loving my spot at 11.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
Yeah I'm cool w/ my #16 draft slot. I'm eyeing a trio of Pac-12 QBs as my first rounder (Goff, Bercovici and Kessler) and at least one of them should all be there at pick #16. Then I get to take an elite RB at #25

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


kayakyakr posted:

hey, 20's not a bad spot. 2 picks in a row. #1 doesn't get to pick again for 38 spots.

Last year I was next to last because my driver wrecked. It's becoming a tradition.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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LeeMajors posted:

Last year I was next to last because my driver wrecked. It's becoming a tradition.

You should turn left faster.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Webbeh posted:

You should turn left faster.

Hey now! There are right turns at the Glen! It's a road course!




(And it shows exactly how ridiculous NASCAR road courses are).

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Webbeh posted:

You should turn left faster.

NASCAR is dumb.

That's ok--i'll ride my lovely draft position to a winning team. I'm not scared. :colbert:

FLEXBONER
Apr 27, 2009

Esto es un infierno. Estoy en el infierno.
The draft order, like all things in life, is meaningless.

Take solace in the fact that even if you lose horribly, all records will eventually be scoured away by the expansion of our own sun, plunging this world into fiery desolation.

(p.s. y'all fuckers goin down)

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


FLEXBONER posted:

The draft order, like all things in life, is meaningless.

Take solace in the fact that even if you lose horribly, all records will eventually be scoured away by the expansion of our own sun, plunging this world into fiery desolation.

(p.s. y'all fuckers goin down)

We are all destined to be ground in the gears of an unfeeling universe.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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FLEXBONER posted:

The draft order, like all things in life, is meaningless.

Take solace in the fact that even if you lose horribly, all records will eventually be scoured away by the expansion of our own sun, plunging this world into fiery desolation.

(p.s. y'all fuckers goin down)

Hail Saban

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I am going to win this year because gently caress you

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Man I love preseason Georgia fans

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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JesustheDarkLord posted:

Man I love preseason Georgia fans

It's almost as fun as in-season overhyped Georgia fans

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Webbeh posted:

It's almost as fun as in-season overhyped Georgia fans

Every time you post a GT running back explodes

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


E I am an rear end in a top hat.

LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Aug 11, 2015

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Without a quarterback we aren't beating anybody by forty

Fun fact though I legit attempted suicide last year after the GA/FL game. Good times.

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