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British customs agents deny Wolverine entry, because six built-in knives make him the scariest man they can imagine, and also because the British people are terribly suspicious of a well-connected old man who hangs out at a boarding school developing very close relationships with a succession of pubescent girls. Guardians of the Galaxy time-travel adventure in which we learn that the biblical bush that said "I AM" was actually Groot. Booster Gold, PUA superhero. Alex Trebek stalks and kills the Question. The Brain and Monsieur Mallah have an uninhibited discussion with a sex therapist, a 128 page prestige format release.
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Rocket Raccoon says a lot of racially charged things about Earth raccoons' culture and refusal to adapt to the human way of life is the reason they keep getting shot and have highly communicable diseases
Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jul 29, 2015 |
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Other members of the Justice League grow uncomfortable with how freely Wonder Woman uses the c-word, but no one can figure out how to tell her.
Squizzle fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jul 30, 2015 |
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Through an elaborate series of time-travel adventures, we discover that James "Bucky" Barnes was both gunmen on the grassy knoll, a third shooter on the roof of the book depository, three members of the crowd, the guy driving JFK's car, and Jackie Kennedy. It's complicated.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 02:21 |
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An even whiter Spider-man.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:14 |
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Professor X goes inside the Punisher's head and makes him think he's Stephen Segal Omega Red becomes a libertarian Colossus gets hit int he head and wakes up with the mannerisms of the Macho Man, Randy Savage
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A fun Superman story, featuring larger-than-life sci-fi concepts, and our hero outwitting the villain(s) and performing incredible feats using his powers in creative ways.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:32 |
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Batman gets tired of loving around with his dumb rogues gallery, lets Superman take care of them, and instead goes after systemic poverty by attacking the obscenely rich and forcefully redistributing their wealth.Dario the Wop posted:A fun Superman story, featuring larger-than-life sci-fi concepts, and our hero outwitting the villain(s) and performing incredible feats using his powers in creative ways. Morrison
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 05:02 |
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Squizzle posted:Other members of the Justice League grow uncomfortable with how freely Wonder Woman uses the c-word, but no one can figure out how to tell her. Members of Batman Inc grow uncomfortable with how freely Knight and Squire use the c-word, but no one can figure out how to tell them.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:23 |
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Shazam ends up getting sued by Gomer Pyle for calling himself Shazam and calls himself by a new name every issue out of fear of getting sued again.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 06:53 |
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The Joker, under the guise of animal psychologist Joe Kerr, begins a very successful public relations campaign for the Gotham Zoo that has the people of Gotham no longer afraid of bats, actually finding them quite cute. The people become very interested in bat biology and behavior and a bat pet craze sweeps the city. Bruce Wayne spends hours rethinking his gimmick but says "gently caress it." Pyslocke flashback story about the time she used the UNfocused totality of her psychic powers. Hundreds of Brits die horribly. She's sad about it but she's Kwannon now so eh. Swamp Thing is revealed to have been Alec Holland but the entire time, as in from birth as a human. His mother had sex with a swamp and that's why he became Swamp Thing. The same origin is used months earlier for Man-Thing, whose mother had sex with a man. The Squadron Sinister and the Sinister Six are invited to a dinner by Mr. Sinister in a mysterious castle. Members of the dinner party begin vanishing throughout the night, and the Sinisters have to learn what's happening to their Sinister pals but also just what it truly means to be Sinster! Introduction of the new Sin Eater and the Sinister Sin Sister.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 07:45 |
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Cyclops has a good day.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 10:38 |
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Tony Stark travels back in time to get into a drinking competition with Andre the Giant Tupac becomes Captain Universe Reed Richards uses his genius in ways that benefit the common man
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 12:24 |
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Four Score posted:Morrison
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 12:31 |
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Age of Sensibility mega event Bullseye gives up his life of crime and dominates on the PGA circuit Taskmaster rethinks his business strategy and becomes the QB coach for the San Diego Chargers Peter Parker patents his webbing solution for use in military and construction contracts Wakanda, at the behest of Namor, starts sharing it's green energy technology with China, Russia and the US to eliminate a massive amount of pollution Magneto's Genosha let's itself be annexed by Latveria to create a hyper secure state that won't be getting hosed over by international anti-mutant sentiments or SHIELD fuckery. Beast, Pym and Doc Ock start a company using the techno-organic Phalanx virus to cure cancer, replace damaged organs and limbs as well as eliminate most forms of disease. Captain America and Wolverine become pretty loving useless
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:07 |
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Realquote:DAZZLER: BIG IN ATTILAN
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 16:48 |
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In a massive six month crossover, Batman and his crew are being slowly picked off by some mysterious force. In the end, it is revealed that the culprit is Tim Drake who feels that he can better the mantle of Batman, but only if he wipes the slate clean. Drake becomes a villain under the title Dark Robin. Can I work for DC now?
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:12 |
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Batman finally reaches his breaking point when fighting and imprisoning the Joker four times in five days, and finally just stops using nonlethal gadgetry. Arkham shuts down due to lack of business in three weeks. Gotham's crime rates virtually disappear within two months. Batman retires and Bruce finally realizes that sleep deprivation has been the cause of all his idiotic decisions in the past few decades.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:17 |
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Bruce decides to basically break up with the Joker. Any time he shows up, Bruce just directs Superman through how to handle it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:29 |
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The Croatoans and Rip Hunter team up to solve history's greatest mysteries, beginning with the Case of Who Wrote the Book on Love. The answer to an irritatingly high number of their questions turns out to be Vandal Savage.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:44 |
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The Green Lantern Corps finds a planet where colors, emotions, and light-bringing devices are unheard of. They move on, figuring it's just not worth the trouble.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:15 |
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Jack Kirby vs. The Marvel Universe Kang the Conqueror brings together Marvel's greatest villains to travel back to our world in 1931 to kill Jack Kirby and stop him from creating Captain America and their other enemies. With the combined fighting techniques of every neighborhood in New York City, Jack fights back every single villain the Marvel universe can throw at him. Of course he can't do it without the help of the courageous Skinny Steve and the kind hearted Ugly Benny, poor latchkey kids who join Jack's fight and inspire his greatest creations.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:24 |
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a woman *doesn't* get raped
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:13 |
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Rip Hunter and Booster Gold get really drunk one day and start loving with the timestream. Booster saves Thomas and Martha Wayne from death just to see if Batman creates his own villains or if Gotham's a shithole either way. It turns out Gotham still sucks just in new and exciting ways and Rip has to give Booster $20 because it was all a bet Power Girl gets a costume that's less revealing only to discard it when it's really really uncomfortable. Galactus eats like five worlds in one day and gets really stuffed and has to send Silver Surfer to Earth to buy out the world's supply of antacids.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:38 |
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Nevvy Z posted:Real Hahahah holy poo poo. quote:Black Bolt steps out of the shadows. The Prime ruler of the Inhumans is, for this show, backing vocals.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:16 |
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Captain America is felled by a mysterious assassin in the wake of Civil War. Soon after, four new heroes burst upon the scene, each appearing to take up his shield. Could one of these mysterious figures be Captain America reborn? "So, Mr. Hickman, we know you've got your Secret Wars thing all planned out but we've got this new toy line coming out and it would be really good synergy if you could just add one little scene..."
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:22 |
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Doctor Strange decides to open up a private practice with the Night Nurse catering to all sorts of weird Marvel Maladies. The clinic quickly gets shut down and forgotten when the series gets inevitably canceled after the 6th issue.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 06:26 |
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Dr. Hurt posted:Doctor Strange decides to open up a private practice with the Night Nurse catering to all sorts of weird Marvel Maladies. The clinic quickly gets shut down and forgotten when the series gets inevitably canceled after the 6th issue. He said rejected story pitches. (Wait what? That's actually not a published comic? Well gently caress me. ) TwoPair fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jul 31, 2015 |
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Still one of my favourite things ever
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:05 |
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Clipperton posted:Still one of my favourite things ever It's a crime that this twitter account doesn't post any more.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:47 |
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Giraffe Spawn Milleresque crime-noir revival of Herbie the Fat Fury Mystery-driven summer event: Why is Superman punching children?
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:22 |
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What if Superman walked across the country instead of flying
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:43 |
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Superman goes slowly insane because he constantly hears people being raped all day long across the world with his super hearing. He then kills all men.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 19:23 |
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Claw & Order, feat. Detective Logan and EADA Hank McCoy
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 19:28 |
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Luke Cage discovers his life and the rumors surrounding it are the basis for a surprisingly successful series of gonzo, superhero-themed porn films called Black Capes. He is not amused.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:50 |
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The Hulk needs to get stronger to fight Galactus so he hangs around with a guy who's really into Bitcoin just to get angrier.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 21:01 |
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Spider-Man India must defeat a class revolt led by Unus the Untouchable.
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Wolverine's life falls apart when all his underage girl sidekicks come forward and speak up about what the "training" in China and Madripoor really was.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:37 |
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Red Skull has taken over factions of several terrorist groups in the Marvel Universe and instead of striking a typical blow at the US and its heroes, he targets Genosha, Latveria, and Wakanda. The result is the normally isolationist and sometimes openly antagonistic nations find themselves in cooperation and competition with one another on the world stage to get justice for their respective nations with mixed global reaction. However, is there a shocking secret Dr. Doom is keeping from them that will have horrific consequences for the entire Marvel Universe? ...No...
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Batman and Jim Gordon have strong opinions about model train scales while drinking coffee together—an eight issue mega-event e: strong but differing
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