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Yvonmukluk posted:Hey, how did you get your hands on my proposal for next year's summer crossover event? DICKSTRUCTION begins HERE! :Cue Leifeldish homage to X-Force with the title THIS MAN WILL GET PUNCHED IN THE DICK:
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Do Liefeld characters have dicks tho? Because their crotches are always really weirdly drawn. Like, there's way too much crotch going on but it's all very smooth and dome like with features only roughly defined by cross hatching. I always suspected they were all like Ken down there and that's where the anger comes from.
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Dec 16, 2015 06:26
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A crossover where all of the Image characters are angry about losing their dicks? That would never work.
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Dec 16, 2015 06:44
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bad day posted:Do Liefeld characters have dicks tho? Because their crotches are always really weirdly drawn. Like, there's way too much crotch going on but it's all very smooth and dome like with features only roughly defined by cross hatching. I always suspected they were all like Ken down there and that's where the anger comes from. Sometimes they have miniature black holes where their dicks should be. Exhibit A: 
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Dec 16, 2015 14:01
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Rorschduck. "No, you're all trapped in a world I never made...with me."
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bad day posted:Do Liefeld characters have dicks tho? Because their crotches are always really weirdly drawn. Like, there's way too much crotch going on but it's all very smooth and dome like with features only roughly defined by cross hatching. I always suspected they were all like Ken down there and that's where the anger comes from. Clearly this is a lesser-known symptom of Youngblood's Disease.
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Dec 16, 2015 15:25
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Didn't Liefeld just recently put out a comic where his super cool, totally not Deadpool assassin got his dick stolen? I thought I remembered somebody in BSS talking about how crazy it was. Or is that just a misremembered fever dream.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:30
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Squizzle posted:Rorschduck. The Darkwing Duck comic showed that there's an alternate reality where Drake Mallard became Rorschduck. God, I miss that series.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:32
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Gavok posted:The Darkwing Duck comic showed that there's an alternate reality where Drake Mallard became Rorschduck. God, I miss that series.   Considering closing the thread now that one of the pitches turns out to have been accepted at some point.
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Dec 17, 2015 05:05
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Yeah I mean just look at this
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Dec 17, 2015 05:09
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 "Heh, right in the ol' starjammers with your own face lasers." "aaaauuuugh...actually they are...uuurgluugh...force beams..." "rrgh...mmf...not lasers at all...aaagh..." "oh god, oooohh, uugh...they actually, oh god, they fire a—god the pain—kinetic blast...oh dear god..."
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Dec 17, 2015 05:28
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Marvel handbook says Summers' brand bioforce expulsions are harmlessly reabsorbed by the body. 0/10 not cannon.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:07
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Their clothes don't absorb it, though, so all three Cyclopes are feeling their pants shoved into their respective groins with the force to punch holes through mountains.  It is canon and I claim my no-prize.
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Gavok posted:The Darkwing Duck comic showed that there's an alternate reality where Drake Mallard became Rorschduck. God, I miss that series. I will never forgive Disney for shutting it down.
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Dec 17, 2015 07:26
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bad day posted:Do Liefeld characters have dicks tho? Because their crotches are always really weirdly drawn. Like, there's way too much crotch going on but it's all very smooth and dome like with features only roughly defined by cross hatching. I always suspected they were all like Ken down there and that's where the anger comes from. Considering all his characters end up gritting teeth like they did get punched in the dick I assume they do have dicks.
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Dec 17, 2015 23:43
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Things get awkward for the Justice League after Aquaman casually drops the N word.
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David D. Davidson posted:Things get awkward for the Justice League after Aquaman casually drops the N word. "loving n*rwh*ls!"
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Frank Castle: Red Son During one of his stints in jail, Frank Castle undergoes a Damascene conversion while reading Das Kapital in the prison library, promptly swaps his skull emblem for a hammer and a sickle and sets out on a one-man revolution. No longer does the Punisher judge the law inefficient and ineffective - it is also bourgeois. And no longer are criminals his target - it's open season on the superheroes, for they are surely class traitors of the first division.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Frank Castle: Red Son You made the Punisher even better! Wheat Loaf posted:And no longer are criminals his target - it's open season on the superheroes, for they are surely class traitors of the first division. Eh, let's leave out this part.
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Jan 30, 2016 20:47
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You can't have the first part without the second friend.
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Jan 30, 2016 20:48
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That's the point - Castle believes that superheroes who do not kill criminals, though well-intentioned, are essentially ineffective because they perpetuate an inefficient and often corrupt system, perhaps without even realising it. Marxist Punisher would not simply view the system as inept and thus something to be ignored - he would see it as malevolent, and thus something to be destroyed. By making themselves part of the system - even a remote part - superheroes are making themselves targets. As he progressed, he would discover that the average citizen of NYC - the worker - actually supports and values the superheroes he's killing. He would thus conclude that working class people are "part of the problem" set out on this indiscriminate killing spree until he's finally stopped by Captain America. 
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Jan 30, 2016 21:46
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When Frank Castle's VHS Deathwish 4 collection finally gives up the ghost a trip to his cornerstone Redbox will change his modus operandi forever.
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Jan 30, 2016 21:53
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Wheat Loaf posted:Frank Castle: Red Son Wasn't the first part basically one of the vigilantes in Garth Ennis' Marvel Knights Punisher run? Bit less Communist though.
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Jan 31, 2016 05:56
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I don't know - I've never read a Garth Ennis comic.
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Feb 1, 2016 11:41
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Lucky prick.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Lucky prick. The title of the rejected sequel to this classic team-up: 
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The true test of whether you like Ennis or not is to read Dangerous Habits and Hitman. Maybe Fury Max too. Then, awakened to his true potential, you can poo poo on the Boys from a truly enlightened perspective.
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Feb 2, 2016 06:15
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I don't think anyone's life is poorer from not reading any Ennis at all.
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Lurdiak posted:I don't think anyone's life is poorer from not reading any Ennis at all. Hitman and his Hellblazer comics just feel like they're written by an entirely different person than say, the Boys, which is legit one of the worst comics I've ever read.
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Lightning Lord posted:Then, awakened to his true potential, you can poo poo on the Boys from a truly enlightened perspective. God...I read that entire loving thing... 
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WickedHate posted:God...I read that entire loving thing... Perhaps your origin story?
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Lightning Lord posted:Perhaps your origin story? My parents being murdered would have been a lot less traumatizing.
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I went to the same school as Ennis. I sort of feel like I should have read at least one of his comics on that basis. But it's like the time I tried to watch the golf on the telly to show solidarity with Rory McIlroy; I'm just not into the golf, and I'm just not keen on the sort of thing Ennis usually writes about.
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Lot of people who're proud of bad taste in this thread.
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Squizzle posted:Spider-Man India must defeat a class revolt led by Unus the Untouchable. 
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Two crossovers you wish you would have never imagined but but now wish to see It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/Archie in: The Kappa of Riverdale: While the gang make a pit stop in Riverdale on their way to Burning Man Frank becomes unzipped and dissapears. Thinking that he will eventually wander his way back home the gang leave him there and continue on their way. However when they heed him to pull of a scheme three weeks later, they findthemselves returning to riverdale and recruit Archie and friends to help find him. Trailer Park Boys/Hellblazer When a demonic possession threatens Julian and Ricky's latest scheme they recruit an acquaintance of theirs from prison: John Constantine. Unfortunately Lahey and Randy threaten to make the situation worse. It doesn't end well of Corey and Trevor. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Feb 3, 2016 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I went to the same school as Ennis. I sort of feel like I should have read at least one of his comics on that basis. But it's like the time I tried to watch the golf on the telly to show solidarity with Rory McIlroy; I'm just not into the golf, and I'm just not keen on the sort of thing Ennis usually writes about. Give his hellblazer a try. The early stuff is a bit different then the usual Ennis stuff.
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Has there been an X-Files/Ghostbusters crossover, yet? *Mulder is rubbing a piece of paper on a notepad with a pencil* "Why are you so interested in this case, Mulder? Who is Peter Bankman?" "Bankman is the name he lives under, now, Scully. His ego is as such that he could have changed to it anything, but he couldn't resist teasing with something so similar to his own. No, this man's name, his real name, is Peter Venkman. Does that ring any bells?" "Not particularly... From these photos, it looks like he's was just a garbage man. Did him and his pals find a crashed UFO in a dumpster?" "Scully, back in the mid 80s these four men held court over the entire city of New York for a period of several weeks as several high-profile supernatural events occurred. The largest documented series of unexplained phenonemon in the largest city on the planet, complete with news footage of what can only be described as a giant-..." "Wait, you're talking about the Marshmallow Man Hoax? Bankman was part of that?!" "I'm not so certain it was a hoax..." "Explain it to me, Mulder: If it wasn't a hoax, how do you rationally explain the sudden appearance and disappearance of a giant Stay-puft Marshmallow Man in a major city? If it were real, it would be on par with Godzilla and walking through Tokyo. Mulder, listen, this man and his associates are known con artists and hustlers, and whatever new game they're playing at now they want an audience." "Whatever productions about to go on, I don't plan on sitting in the cheap seats..." *Mulder holds up the embossed street address from the sheet on the notepad* "...When I think I can use a backstage pass..."
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Warren Ellis Presents: Nobody does a weird sex or makes up new swears: Tales From The ImpossibleZone!
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Comic that doesn't reference Vietnam or The Irish Civil War at any point and does not feature an entire issue set in a pub: by Garth Ennis
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